The Darker Side Of Freddie Mercury.

Lol!! That was hilarious... You have a special talent for making people laugh. Continue writing these posts, Fatty, they´re great, asides from what some people say. Some people here at QueenZone take jokes a little too seriously...
I look forward to hearing about John´s brave battle against indegestion! :-P

For newer people who haven't been around for a long while: fatty has entertained us for years with his satirical stories about Queenzone/zoners and about the members of Queen themselves. Most all of us find fatty's posts to be quite enjoyable and very funny, and a nice break from the usual bickering, monontonous questions, etc. that is the usual Queenzone fare. Take all of it with a grain of salt, and don't be so serious!

:-)

lol

Thanks for the laf fatty!!
keep up the good work!

Yes, again, thank you. Your post was only slightly more entertaining than the numpties who took it so seriously. :-)

It' s sully joke.
I can understand at it only as bad parody to Freddie's biografic books

Maybe we need a "Fatty's stories" forum so that it's clear to everyone even if they're new, that it's a joke.

I find them funny. I think Fred would've too.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]fatty wrote: [/QUOTENAME]The phrase "killing with kindness" is particularly relevant in Freddie's case. Over a period of seven years, 54 cats died at Garden Lodge from excessive kindness. Many simply could not handle the cavier and goose pate and champagne that Freddie fed them each day and had liver failure. Other's were kept so clean that they had vitually no immune system and died from the slightest infection. One small white kitten named Spook burst into flames after pissing in a mink fur litter tray with an electric blanket at the base.
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*LOL*!! :-)

i am enlightened like always by your posts fatty! ^_^

No no I LIKE satire, I like inventive stuff. That was just boring. I'm sure fatty's other stuff is hilarious.

all fatty's stuff are brilliant. wake up!

Extensive research ? Where did you get these informations from ? Never heard or read anything about 35 bathrobes, 113 ashtrays, 9783 bottles of shower gel and 2 trouser presses stolen by Mercury. Same thing with the cats, from all we all know Mercury didn-t ever mistreat his cats.

I see this topic for the first time in these three years as a member here. To me, this looks like bad fanfiction or a bad attempt at humor.

[QUOTE] [b]Janet wrote:[/b]

For newer people who haven't been around for a long while: fatty has entertained us for years with his satirical stories about Queenzone/zoners and about the members of Queen themselves. Take all of it with a grain of salt, and don't be so serious!

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"... and a nice break from the usual bickering ... that is the usual Queenzone fare."

Some things have not changed on QZ since 2005.

Fatty was a satirical genius.

I agree I read it at first I thought it was real then I caught on.