::::::::Your favorite movielines of all time!::::::::::::::

Some of my faves :)

"First rule of Fight Club: u don't talk about Fight Club!"
"Second rule of Fight Club: U don't talk ABOUT Fight Club!"
-Fight Club

"The name's Bond....James Bond."
-Dr No

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory."
-Apocalypse Now

"My Mama always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.'"
-Forrest Gump

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."
-The Godfather

"I have nipples, Greg, would you milk me?"
-Meet The Parents

"It's okay. I wouldn't remember me either."
-American Beauty

"Does Barry Manilow know you stole his wardrobe?"
-Breakfast Club

"(But you don't understand, Osgood. Uh, I'm a man.) Well, nobody's perfect!"
-Some Like It Hot

"Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"
-Dirty Harry

"You know what they call a - a - a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Paris?"
- "They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?"
- "No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f--k a Quarter Pounder is."
- "Then what do they call it?"
- "They call it a 'Royale' with cheese."
- "A 'Royale' with cheese!...What do they call a Big Mac?"
- "A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it 'Le Big Mac.'"
- "'Le Big Mac!' What do they call a 'Whopper'?"
- "I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King."
-------Pulp Fiction

iv got too many so i will do a couple from one funny film:

"im so ronry"

"theres no I in team America...Yes there is"

"dont you see no one likes us!
Yeah well everyone hated winnie the pooh too!
No they didnt!
Well i did, the cock sucking bear killed jack kennedy!"


-Team America

i lovethe last quote though hee hee!

astalavista baby - you all should know what that lines is from!!

My favorite is 'The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return' from Moulin Rouge. There are a bunch of others but I just woke up and my brain's not working yet. :)

"You betch ya"
Little Rascles

"You're killing me Smalls" and "You throw ball like a Girl!"
Sandlot

i smell ice cream!!- The Goonies

I can't really think of any at the moment, but the one that always sticks in my mind is:

"If you don't like it, megabyte it!" -Jim Carrey starring in Bruce Almighty.

"7 card peaky, no peaky, I don't care, lets just play some frickin' cards!"

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'Finder's Fee' :D

FraizA wrote:

astalavista baby - you all should know what that lines is from!!

we might have a clue if you spelled/typed it correctly

hasta la vista, baby!

i'm drowning here, and you're describing the water
jack nicholson -as good as it gets

Dennis: "Listen... strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."
Dennis: "Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."
Arthur: "Be quiet!"
(monty python and the holy grail)

"Surley I speak unto you dudes."
Bruce Almighty

Ah, here are some more:

"If she was a president, she would be Babe-A-Lincoln!"-Wayne's World

"Shooter: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
Happy Gilmore:You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Shooter: No!" -Happy Gilmore


I also crack up when he starts rhyming about eating hay at the by while making stuff outta clay and what do you say part.

"These Guys aren't more nuts than any of the assholes wolking on the streat"
Jack Nicolson - One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
It was something like that

Hannibal Lecter against senator "Have you ever brestfead your child?, gives you hard nippels doesn't it?"
Anthony Hopkins - The Silence Of The lambs

To let you into a family secret, my mother was a dutch

Name that film!

This is one of my favorites. It's from 'Team America'...

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!