John: Hey! Look at the talent. Let's give 'em a pull
Paul: Should I?
George: Aye, but don't rush. None of your five bar gate jumps and over sort of stuff.
Paul: What's that supposed to mean?
George: I don't know. I though it sounded distinguished-like.
*Paul rolls his eyes*
John: George Harrison, the scouse of distinction.
Or..
'Hey get back, you've been out too long Loretta. You've been playing on the roofs again and that's not good 'cause you know your mumma don't like that. She gets angry. She's gonna have you arrested'
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In True Lies Arnie has the bad (Arab) guy swinging off a missile in a plane by the strap of his machine gun.
As he's about to press the fateful button he turns to the guy:
"You're fired." Bang!
hehe.
As he's about to press the fateful button he turns to the guy:
"You're fired." Bang!
hehe.
"I've got to change my shirt, I'm sweating like like a cunt." - Ben 'Ghandi' Kingsley, Sexy Beast
"Flowers are essentially tarts - prostitutes for the bees." - Richard Griffiths, Withnail and I
"Don't threaten me with a dead fish!" - Richard E Grant, Withnail and I
"There's nothing worse than watching a fucking fat man weep." - Jason Mewes, Dogma
"Life moves pretty fast. I you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." - Matthew Broderick, Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!" - John Belushi, National Lampoon's Animal House
"It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it!" - Dan Ackroyd and John Belushi, The Blues Brothers
and finally my personal facourite...
"I demand to have some booze!" - Richard E Grant, Withnail and I
"Flowers are essentially tarts - prostitutes for the bees." - Richard Griffiths, Withnail and I
"Don't threaten me with a dead fish!" - Richard E Grant, Withnail and I
"There's nothing worse than watching a fucking fat man weep." - Jason Mewes, Dogma
"Life moves pretty fast. I you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." - Matthew Broderick, Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!" - John Belushi, National Lampoon's Animal House
"It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it!" - Dan Ackroyd and John Belushi, The Blues Brothers
and finally my personal facourite...
"I demand to have some booze!" - Richard E Grant, Withnail and I
The Blues Brothers quote is classic...
"I desperately wanna make love to a school boy" - Jim Carrey, Dumb & Dumber
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"Say you pick me up at 7.45?"
"I got a few things to do, how about we make it quarter to eight?" - Jeff Daniels, Dumb & Dumber
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"I went to a place like this once."
"What happened Harry, some little philly break your heart?"
"Yeh, Frada Feltcher. Everything was great, and then one day, I get this letter telling me she was seeing another guy."
"What did you say?"
"Not alot. She gave me aload of crap about me not listening alot, I don't I wasn't really paying attention."
"Wait a minute - Frada Feltcher... from Kransten?"
"You know her?!"
"YEH! I mean... er, yeh, you might have mentioned her."
"If I ever find that guy, I'll kill him." - Jim Carrey, Jeff Daniels, Dumb & Dumber
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"BUT SIR! The possibilty of successfuly navigating an asteroid field is approximately three thousand, seven hudnred and twenty to one!?" - C3-P0, Star Wars
I'd say Dumb & Dumber, or anything with Jim Carrey, has to be infinitely quotable!
"I desperately wanna make love to a school boy" - Jim Carrey, Dumb & Dumber
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"Say you pick me up at 7.45?"
"I got a few things to do, how about we make it quarter to eight?" - Jeff Daniels, Dumb & Dumber
- - - - - - - - - -
"I went to a place like this once."
"What happened Harry, some little philly break your heart?"
"Yeh, Frada Feltcher. Everything was great, and then one day, I get this letter telling me she was seeing another guy."
"What did you say?"
"Not alot. She gave me aload of crap about me not listening alot, I don't I wasn't really paying attention."
"Wait a minute - Frada Feltcher... from Kransten?"
"You know her?!"
"YEH! I mean... er, yeh, you might have mentioned her."
"If I ever find that guy, I'll kill him." - Jim Carrey, Jeff Daniels, Dumb & Dumber
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"BUT SIR! The possibilty of successfuly navigating an asteroid field is approximately three thousand, seven hudnred and twenty to one!?" - C3-P0, Star Wars
I'd say Dumb & Dumber, or anything with Jim Carrey, has to be infinitely quotable!
"You can't polish a turd" Stephen King's "Christine"
"I say we blow the f*ckers up" Booger from Revenge of the Nerds
"I say we blow the f*ckers up" Booger from Revenge of the Nerds
"surely you cant be serious?!"
"i am serious... and dont call me shirly!"--Airplane
"May I please have 10000 marbles?"-- Animal House
and there are many others, i just cant remember them
"i am serious... and dont call me shirly!"--Airplane
"May I please have 10000 marbles?"-- Animal House
and there are many others, i just cant remember them
Heh.
We need to get them to a hospital?
What is it doctor?
Well it's a big gray building where people wear white coats, but that's not important right now.
We need to get them to a hospital?
What is it doctor?
Well it's a big gray building where people wear white coats, but that's not important right now.
Which one of you boys want your ass licked??
- From The Gangbang Whore, Vol. 14
- From The Gangbang Whore, Vol. 14
There can be only one!
"Luke, I...am your father!" Darth Vader in Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back
"I'll BE Back" Arnie Scharzenegor in The Terminator
"There's No Crying in Baseball", Tom Hanks in A League Of Their Own
"Make My Day" Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry in was it Magnum Force...
"Bond, James Bond"..all the James Bond films with Sean Connery, Roger Moore, George Lazenby, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan
"My Name Is Pussy Galore!" Honor Blackman in "Goldfinger"
"So Tell Me Punk, Do You Feel Lucky!?" Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry
"If you build it they (was really HE) will come" mysterious voice...ghost to Kevin Coster in Field Of Dreams
"Take Your Hands Off Me You Filthy Ape!" Charlton heston in Planet Of The Apes
"Twas Beauty Killed The Beast" Robert Armstrong in King Kong
"My Father Thanks You, My Mother Thanks You, My Sister Thanks You,...and I..Thank You", James Cagney as George M. Cohan In Yankee Doodle Dandy
"IT's Alive!, It's Alive" I forget the name of the actor who plays Dr. Frankenstein in Frankenstein
"That's Frankensteen" Gene Wilder in Young Frankenstein
"We're On A Mission From God!" Dan Akroyd in The Blues Brothers
"I'll BE Back" Arnie Scharzenegor in The Terminator
"There's No Crying in Baseball", Tom Hanks in A League Of Their Own
"Make My Day" Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry in was it Magnum Force...
"Bond, James Bond"..all the James Bond films with Sean Connery, Roger Moore, George Lazenby, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan
"My Name Is Pussy Galore!" Honor Blackman in "Goldfinger"
"So Tell Me Punk, Do You Feel Lucky!?" Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry
"If you build it they (was really HE) will come" mysterious voice...ghost to Kevin Coster in Field Of Dreams
"Take Your Hands Off Me You Filthy Ape!" Charlton heston in Planet Of The Apes
"Twas Beauty Killed The Beast" Robert Armstrong in King Kong
"My Father Thanks You, My Mother Thanks You, My Sister Thanks You,...and I..Thank You", James Cagney as George M. Cohan In Yankee Doodle Dandy
"IT's Alive!, It's Alive" I forget the name of the actor who plays Dr. Frankenstein in Frankenstein
"That's Frankensteen" Gene Wilder in Young Frankenstein
"We're On A Mission From God!" Dan Akroyd in The Blues Brothers
Not a movieline, but something i think kicks!
From South Park episode starring John Edward...u know that "psychic" guy...
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Stan: Hey uh, I need to ask you a big favor. You, you did a reading on my best friend and uh, well you kind of messed him up.
John Edward: Oh. [pulls out a card from his pocket and reads aloud] The John Edward show is not liable for opinions and materials given for entertainment purposes only. [silence for a few seconds]
Stan: Look, my friend Kyle won't fly back home to Colorado. All I need you to do is just talk to him and tell him, you know, the whole talking to dead people isn't for real.
John Edward: Maybe it is for real.
Stan: Right, but it's not. It's a trick you do and I need you to just let my friend Kyle know that so he can go on with his life.
John Edward: Look, people have the right to be skeptical. I really hear voices in my head.
Stan: Yes. We all hear voices in our heads. It's called "intuition." Get over yourself and tell my friend it's just for fun.
John Edward: Look, what I do doesn't hurt anybody. I give people closure and help them cope with life.
Stan: No, you give them false hope and a belief in something that isn't real.
John Edward: But I'm a psychic.
Stan: No dude, you're a douche.
John Edward: I'm not a douche! What if I really believe that dead people talk to me?
Stan: Then you're a stupid douche
John Edward: I think I've had of your bullying me! Get out of my house or I'll runs upstairs, lock myself in my panic room and call the police!
Stan: I'm nine years old.
John Edward: I'm not talking to your friend and I'm not a douche! [runs up the stairs and towards his room] You'd better get out of my house, 'cause I'm gonna call the police! [Stan looks at him like he's nuts; he locks himself in his panic room]
Stan: You are so a douche! I'm nominating you for the Biggest Douche in the Universe award, you douche! [walks towards the door, but notices some books on a bookcase nearby. He checks them out. "How To Be A Psychic" "Cold Reading: The Trick Of The Psychic!" "Make Women Believe You're Psychic! Then Have Sex With Them!" "How To Sixty Nine With Yourself" ...Stan senses the real reason behind John's efforts] Son of a bitch. [takes the books and leaves the estate.]
From South Park episode starring John Edward...u know that "psychic" guy...
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Stan: Hey uh, I need to ask you a big favor. You, you did a reading on my best friend and uh, well you kind of messed him up.
John Edward: Oh. [pulls out a card from his pocket and reads aloud] The John Edward show is not liable for opinions and materials given for entertainment purposes only. [silence for a few seconds]
Stan: Look, my friend Kyle won't fly back home to Colorado. All I need you to do is just talk to him and tell him, you know, the whole talking to dead people isn't for real.
John Edward: Maybe it is for real.
Stan: Right, but it's not. It's a trick you do and I need you to just let my friend Kyle know that so he can go on with his life.
John Edward: Look, people have the right to be skeptical. I really hear voices in my head.
Stan: Yes. We all hear voices in our heads. It's called "intuition." Get over yourself and tell my friend it's just for fun.
John Edward: Look, what I do doesn't hurt anybody. I give people closure and help them cope with life.
Stan: No, you give them false hope and a belief in something that isn't real.
John Edward: But I'm a psychic.
Stan: No dude, you're a douche.
John Edward: I'm not a douche! What if I really believe that dead people talk to me?
Stan: Then you're a stupid douche
John Edward: I think I've had of your bullying me! Get out of my house or I'll runs upstairs, lock myself in my panic room and call the police!
Stan: I'm nine years old.
John Edward: I'm not talking to your friend and I'm not a douche! [runs up the stairs and towards his room] You'd better get out of my house, 'cause I'm gonna call the police! [Stan looks at him like he's nuts; he locks himself in his panic room]
Stan: You are so a douche! I'm nominating you for the Biggest Douche in the Universe award, you douche! [walks towards the door, but notices some books on a bookcase nearby. He checks them out. "How To Be A Psychic" "Cold Reading: The Trick Of The Psychic!" "Make Women Believe You're Psychic! Then Have Sex With Them!" "How To Sixty Nine With Yourself" ...Stan senses the real reason behind John's efforts] Son of a bitch. [takes the books and leaves the estate.]
"I'm Out Of Order, You're Out Of Order, The Whole Court Is out of Order", Al Pacino in And Justice For All
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse". Marlon Brando in The Godfather
"DO or Do NOT...there is no try" Yoda in Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back"
"I'll have whatever SHE'S having". extra talking about Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse". Marlon Brando in The Godfather
"DO or Do NOT...there is no try" Yoda in Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back"
"I'll have whatever SHE'S having". extra talking about Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally
Princess Leia: "I love you"
Han Solo: "I know."
Han Solo: "I know."
Princess Leia: "I love you"
Han Solo: "I know."
*rolls eyes*
Mary Ure: "You're getting too old for thi."
Richard Burton (having just hauled himself into the Nazis' castle stronghold): "Thank you for those few kind words of encouragement."
(Where Eagles Dare)
Richard Burton (having just hauled himself into the Nazis' castle stronghold): "Thank you for those few kind words of encouragement."
(Where Eagles Dare)