Would you......??

Please answer these with a yes or no.

1) Have sex with Brian May?
2) Have sex with Roger Taylor?
3) Have sex with Catherine Zeta Jones?
4) Masturbate on national TV to meet Freddie?
5) Take out a loan for $25,000 USD.. to go back in time, and be front row at Wembley 1986.
6) Let John Deacon piss on your feet?
7) Wear Paul Rodgers leather pants after he's wore them for a 2 hour show?
8) Toss Brian & Roger's salad to appear on stage with them at a sold out Madison Square Garden.
9) Go camping with Bryans Spermed Poodle and _Amadeus_(plus dad)??

3 and 5 yes
the rest, no.

1) Have sex with Brian May? Yes
2) Have sex with Roger Taylor? Absolutely
3) Have sex with Catherine Zeta Jones? Maybe
4) Masturbate on national TV to meet Freddie? Probably not - even I have my standards...
5) Take out a loan for $25,000 USD.. to go back in time, and be front row at Wembley 1986. ABSOLUTELY!!
6) Let John Deacon piss on your feet? Depends - do I get to kick his ass for pissing on me later?
7) Wear Paul Rodgers leather pants after he's wore them for a 2 hour show? FUCK OFF!!
8) Toss Brian & Roger's salad to appear on stage with them at a sold out Madison Square Garden. Meh, why the hell not?
9) Go camping with Bryans Spermed Poodle and _Amadeus_(plus dad)?? Maybe.

1) Have sex with Brian May? No

2) Have sex with Roger Taylor? No

3) Have sex with Catherine Zeta Jones? Yes

4) Masturbate on national TV to meet Freddie? If I could meet Freddie as in himself not the pot he lives in now

5) Take out a loan for $25,000 USD.. to go back in time, and be front row at Wembley 1986? If I had the money.

6) Let John Deacon piss on your feet? No.

7) Wear Paul Rodgers leather pants after he's wore them for a 2 hour show? No.

8) Toss Brian & Roger's salad to appear on stage with them at a sold out Madison Square Garden. No

9) Go camping with Bryans Spermed Poodle and _Amadeus_(plus dad)?? Yes of course I would just to see Amadeus and his father get pushed in the fire when they say they like Paul Rodgers to Bryans Spermed Poodle

no to all

yes to number 3

Sharron .G wrote:

Please answer these with a yes or no.

1) Have sex with Brian May?
2) Have sex with Roger Taylor?
3) Have sex with Catherine Zeta Jones?
4) Masturbate on national TV to meet Freddie?
5) Take out a loan for $25,000 USD.. to go back in time, and be front row at Wembley 1986.
6) Let John Deacon piss on your feet?
7) Wear Paul Rodgers leather pants after he's wore them for a 2 hour show?
8) Toss Brian & Roger's salad to appear on stage with them at a sold out Madison Square Garden.
9) Go camping with Bryans Spermed Poodle and _Amadeus_(plus dad)??

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3 - yes, 5- yes, the rest no.....

Let's be honest here:

1) Have sex with Brian May?
- No

2) Have sex with Roger Taylor?
- No, but would with his ex.

3) Have sex with Catherine Zeta Jones?
- If she asks nicely

4) Masturbate on national TV to meet Freddie?
- Comparing my hose to his... I'd loose.

5) Take out a loan for $25,000 USD.. to go back in time, and be front row at Wembley 1986.
- I would to see Queen before 1975

6) Let John Deacon piss on your feet?
- not with my nice shoes on.

7) Wear Paul Rodgers leather pants after he's wore them for a 2 hour show?
- He's too small to me.

8) Toss Brian & Roger's salad to appear on stage with them at a sold out Madison Square Garden.
- Tossing salad?

9) Go camping with Bryans Spermed Poodle and _Amadeus_(plus dad)??
- As I said, if you want a good shagg, I'd go with you.


I do apologies to all members for encouraging her.

I think the question of are you male or female may be appropriate here.

Yes to 3 & 5.

No to the rest.

Yes to most of them.
Would do just about anything to go back in time
and meet Freddie.

Also, I think it would be fun to go camping
with BPP!

1) Have sex with Brian May? yes
2) Have sex with Roger Taylor? yes
3) Have sex with Catherine Zeta Jones? NO
4) Masturbate on national TV to meet Freddie? uuuu no
5) Take out a loan for $25,000 USD.. to go back in time, and be front row at Wembley 1986. def
6) Let John Deacon piss on your feet? no grose... its still piss!
7) Wear Paul Rodgers leather pants after he's wore them for a 2 hour show? no
8) Toss Brian & Roger's salad to appear on stage with them at a sold out Madison Square Garden. YES
9) Go camping with Bryans Spermed Poodle and _Amadeus_(plus dad)?? mmmmmm....

1) Have sex with Brian May?
In a heartbeat!!! Where do I sign up?

2) Have sex with Roger Taylor?
I'd rather have a drum lesson.

3) Have sex with Catherine Zeta Jones?
Sorry, girls don't turn me on.

4) Masturbate on national TV to meet Freddie? I'd do it to him on TV, but not to myself.

5) Take out a loan for $25,000 USD.. to go back in time, and be front row at Wembley 1986.
Sure - I'm in debt already - what's another $25K?

6) Let John Deacon piss on your feet?
My dog did once - I guess Deaky could, too.

7) Wear Paul Rodgers leather pants after he's wore them for a 2 hour show?
They won't fit on my fat (__!__)!!!!!

8) Toss Brian & Roger's salad to appear on stage with them at a sold out Madison Square Garden.
I'd probably do just about anything for Brian - he's such a nice guy! Rog can ride on Bri's coattails and benefit from it.

9) Go camping with Bryans Spermed Poodle and _Amadeus_(plus dad)??
Sorry - I don't like going camping.

1) Have sex with Brian May?
Yes!
2) Have sex with Roger Taylor?
Yes!!
3) Have sex with Catherine Zeta Jones?
No...
4) Masturbate on national TV to meet Freddie?
eh...no...
5) Take out a loan for $25,000 USD.. to go back in time, and be front row at Wembley 1986.
Duh!
6) Let John Deacon piss on your feet?
No...
7) Wear Paul Rodgers leather pants after he's wore them for a 2 hour show?
Ah, no...but if Freddie's, yes!
8) Toss Brian & Roger's salad to appear on stage with them at a sold out Madison Square Garden.
Of course!
9) Go camping with Bryans Spermed Poodle and _Amadeus_(plus dad)??
Hell no!