Ok... I'm laughing my ass off here!!
In the USA, the meaning of tossing someone's salad = licking their ass.
So some of you wouldn't go camping with 2 dudes, but you'd eat two other guys ass??
That doesn't add up
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Please answer these with a yes or no.
1) Have sex with Brian May?
2) Have sex with Roger Taylor?
3) Have sex with Catherine Zeta Jones?
4) Masturbate on national TV to meet Freddie?
5) Take out a loan for $25,000 USD.. to go back in time, and be front row at Wembley 1986.
6) Let John Deacon piss on your feet?
7) Wear Paul Rodgers leather pants after he's wore them for a 2 hour show?
8) Toss Brian & Roger's salad to appear on stage with them at a sold out Madison Square Garden.
9) Go camping with Bryans Spermed Poodle and _Amadeus_(plus dad)??
1 - god yeah. ( not yet though im only 14)
2 - same as above
3 - I'm a straight girl, so no
4 - No
5 - Yes
6 - Yes
7 - No
8 - Yes
9 - No.
No to all of the above questions.
1) Have sex with Brian May? Yes
2) Have sex with Roger Taylor? Yes
3) Have sex with Catherine Zeta Jones? Yes
4) Masturbate on national TV to meet Freddie? YES!
5) Take out a loan for $25,000 USD.. to go back in time, and be front row at Wembley 1986. Of course!
6) Let John Deacon piss on your feet? no
7) Wear Paul Rodgers leather pants after he's wore them for a 2 hour show? HELLLLL NO!
8) Toss Brian & Roger's salad to appear on stage with them at a sold out Madison Square Garden. YES!!!
9) Go camping with Bryans Spermed Poodle and _Amadeus_(plus dad)?? Does it include killing them and leaving their bodies to fester in the woods? otherwise no!
2) Have sex with Roger Taylor? Yes
3) Have sex with Catherine Zeta Jones? Yes
4) Masturbate on national TV to meet Freddie? YES!
5) Take out a loan for $25,000 USD.. to go back in time, and be front row at Wembley 1986. Of course!
6) Let John Deacon piss on your feet? no
7) Wear Paul Rodgers leather pants after he's wore them for a 2 hour show? HELLLLL NO!
8) Toss Brian & Roger's salad to appear on stage with them at a sold out Madison Square Garden. YES!!!
9) Go camping with Bryans Spermed Poodle and _Amadeus_(plus dad)?? Does it include killing them and leaving their bodies to fester in the woods? otherwise no!
BTW I'm not Bi.
1.no
2.no
3.what..again?
4.no
5.no, but would for any 70s tour
6.no
7.no
8.no
9.no
2.no
3.what..again?
4.no
5.no, but would for any 70s tour
6.no
7.no
8.no
9.no
Yes to #2 ONLY if it was the young, slim, sexy (non fat Elvis) Roger
Yes to #5
No to all the rest.
Yes to #5
No to all the rest.
5: definitely
the rest are fucking gay questions
the rest are fucking gay questions
1) Have sex with Brian May? NO
2) Have sex with Roger Taylor? NOT
3) Have sex with Catherine Zeta Jones? NO
4) Masturbate on national TV to meet Freddie? NO
5) Take out a loan for $25,000 USD.. to go back in time, and be front row at Wembley 1986. NO QUEEN Suck
6) Let John Deacon piss on your feet? NO
7) Wear Paul Rodgers leather pants after he's wore them for a 2 hour show? NO!
8) Toss Brian & Roger's salad to appear on stage with them at a sold out Madison Square Garden. NO
9) Go camping with Bryans Spermed Poodle and _Amadeus_(plus dad)?? WHY DO ASK THIS HUH ME AND SON MINE ARENT THE BAD PERSON MERCURYOWRKS IS.
2) Have sex with Roger Taylor? NOT
3) Have sex with Catherine Zeta Jones? NO
4) Masturbate on national TV to meet Freddie? NO
5) Take out a loan for $25,000 USD.. to go back in time, and be front row at Wembley 1986. NO QUEEN Suck
6) Let John Deacon piss on your feet? NO
7) Wear Paul Rodgers leather pants after he's wore them for a 2 hour show? NO!
8) Toss Brian & Roger's salad to appear on stage with them at a sold out Madison Square Garden. NO
9) Go camping with Bryans Spermed Poodle and _Amadeus_(plus dad)?? WHY DO ASK THIS HUH ME AND SON MINE ARENT THE BAD PERSON MERCURYOWRKS IS.
A_F... where on earth did you learn to write?
Form yor momm
Form yor momm
I'll have to tell her to stop giving you lessons.
You're as bad as Amadeus.
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