Sex With Animals

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bryans permed poodle 15069 14 July 2005 14:26 · Member since November 2004

I'm thinking of having sex with a goat. Have any Queenzoners done it with an animal ?

Please list your animal here:

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Queenleaf 14 July 2005 14:28 · Member since April 2003

oh god

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Bob The Shrek 14 July 2005 14:29 · Member since July 2001

Wear wellies, put their rear legs inside the wellies and they can't run away. Also, do it on the edge of a cliff so that they push back that little bit harder.

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Janet 14 July 2005 14:29 · Member since July 2001

I thought that was a sheep you were on about Robert, not a goat.

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Bob The Shrek 14 July 2005 14:31 · Member since July 2001

If it moves....... ;-)

Ostriches are okay but it can get fucking painful if you break stride with them!

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Erin 14 July 2005 14:33 · Member since July 2001

I always figured Shrek and Donkey were getting it on...

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Janet 14 July 2005 14:34 · Member since July 2001

I was always suspicious myself, Erin ;-)

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Bob The Shrek 14 July 2005 14:35 · Member since July 2001

I don't like to gossip but Donkey is actually hung like a human *waggles pinkie*...you know what I mean ;-)

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bohemian 11513 14 July 2005 14:39 · Member since July 2004

How about BPP and Paul "The Animal" Rodgers? Tell us Poodle! :-)

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doremi 14 July 2005 15:00 · Member since March 2005

Bohemian777 wrote:
How about BPP and Paul "The Animal" Rodgers? Tell us Poodle! :-)

LOL! LMAO!

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Megamike The GREAT 14 July 2005 15:08 · Member since December 2001

Bryans Permed Poodle wrote:
I'm thinking of having sex with a goat. Have any Queenzoners done it with an animal ?

Please list your animal here:

Your mother..

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Mr.Jingles 14 July 2005 15:33 · Member since January 2002

Mike Preston wrote:
Bryans Permed Poodle wrote:
I'm thinking of having sex with a goat. Have any Queenzoners done it with an animal ?

Please list your animal here:

Your mother..

LMFAO!!!!

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brENsKi 14 July 2005 15:39 · Member since June 2003

Janet wrote:
I thought that was a sheep you were on about Robert, not a goat.

from what i've been told...rabbits are best because they 'f*ck like rabbits'

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Bob The Shrek 14 July 2005 15:48 · Member since July 2001

That's true Brenski but you have to wrap them in celloptape to stop them splitting.

Yes, I know....sorry

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Janet 14 July 2005 16:01 · Member since July 2001

Ah, bunny love.

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