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You should ask your mom, you're the product of one hell of a night with Scruffy :P
We love you Mandy!
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Barry © wrote:
Mike Preston wrote:
Bryans Permed Poodle wrote:
I'm thinking of having sex with a goat. Have any Queenzoners done it with an animal ?

Please list your animal here:


Your mother..


Mike, I was going to post that, you beat me to it. I'll settle for his Sister and maybe his Granny if she is a hottie. :-)



Lol all 3 are do-able!
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Bob The Shrek wrote:
That's true Brenski but you have to wrap them in celloptape to stop them splitting.

Yes, I know....sorry


Good lord..*lol*
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LOL! what a topic, i love Queenzone
"I'm going up Buchanan Street With a box of fireworks And two bottles of Tizer"
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BMP - you have officially outdone yourself in being a sick bastard.
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I hope u mean BPP, and not Big Mike Preston :P
We love you Mandy!
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YEah.. I hope you were talking about him.. I mean I CAN be sick.. believe me... Have I ever told you about the time I had sex with this one woman, How the hell was I to know she had been dead for 3 months.. the Maggots were just like they had been put there that day....
My Brothers and Sisters all hated me 'cause I was an only child... -Weird Al (Generic Blues) I gave up on books when 'To Kill A Mockingbird' gave me no useful advice on how to kill a mockingbird.
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I couldn't help but notice you have a picture scanned from one of my favourite comics in your profile, Mike!
Gotta love Calvin and Hobbes!

(by the way, does anyone know how to pronounce "Hobbes"? My dad doesn't agree with me on how it's pronounced!)
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Sometimes women can be animals
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Inu-Liger<h6>-a.k.a. Richard Guilbault- wrote:
I couldn't help but notice you have a picture scanned from one of my favourite comics in your profile, Mike!
Gotta love Calvin and Hobbes!

(by the way, does anyone know how to pronounce "Hobbes"? My dad doesn't agree with me on how it's pronounced!)


I actually got to meet Bill Waterson once, he was a very cool man, it was shortly after he retired from doing Calvin and Hobbes and he said the reason he retired was he didn't want the strip to become old and tired unlike the orange cat.. of course he was referring to Garfield... of ALL the Calvin and Hobbes strips the one I have in my profile is still my favorite, of course they ALL are funny...

and Hobbes rhymes with Knobs or Bobs.... and that is from Bill Watersons own mouth... that is how he said it.
My Brothers and Sisters all hated me 'cause I was an only child... -Weird Al (Generic Blues) I gave up on books when 'To Kill A Mockingbird' gave me no useful advice on how to kill a mockingbird.
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I figured it was that, because there was a strip that had Hobbes place a sign by a creek with the words "Hobs Creek" (csp?) before Calvin could do the same thing (with his own name written on it, of course).

I'm envious of you, that you got to meet Bill!
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<font color =#CC00FF>***Marial-B*** wrote:
Okay, BPP is having sex with a standart poodle now (The big one). I should hide my lil' Twister so he won't get raped by such a sick man like him


Might not be a bad idea..;-)
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Mike Preston wrote:
Bryans Permed Poodle wrote:
I'm thinking of having sex with a goat. Have any Queenzoners done it with an animal ?

Please list your animal here:


Your mother..


OUCH!! Shot Mike... ;)

<font color=#C5150>The Fairy King</font> wrote:
I hope u mean BPP, and not Big Mike Preston :P


WHOOPS!! My bad - oh well, you people know I mean the friggin' poodle anyway...

Mike Preston wrote:
YEah.. I hope you were talking about him.. I mean I CAN be sick.. believe me... Have I ever told you about the time I had sex with this one woman, How the hell was I to know she had been dead for 3 months.. the Maggots were just like they had been put there that day....


Okay, NOW you've outdone yourself...
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Ok, i'll give you some advice from the man who has a fetish for lions in hats.

Don't do it with a lion! It's hard enough getting them to wear the hat let alone getting them to sit still while it's happening. But i managed. I also manged to get a lovely 56 stiches ALL over my body but i did it.
It just goes to show, where there's a will there's a way.
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Yes, I had sex with a Animal...well that what she looked like the morning, fucking beer...
MY GOD spell it write.