Your parents having sex

The thought is disturbing isn't it? But we all must face the fact that it most likely has occured at least the one time..

Never saw it happen.

But I was with one of my friends and we walked into my other friend's room and he was with his girlfriend and his ass was going up like 5 feet in the air and whamming back into her. It was a horrible sight. My friend and I just walked out, it was a horrible view.

Ewwwww....

I'm sure I was actually an immaculate conception. So my parents have never, ever had sex and never will.

I was spit from the depths of hell, so I don't need to worry.

I was adopted.

My biological heroine addicted mother dumped me in a trash can and some nice couple took me as their own.

Immaculate conception? Really tidy?

It is indeed a disturbing thaught.

If you think this was disturbing, just wait til I unload my next gem: "Your deceased relatives watching you masturbate from the afterlife"

*shudders*

Well, I was the last child my parents had so....

Besides they're no longer together so the sex bit is irrelevant.

well i listend every night hehe

I think if i found out i was adopted it kinda would be a relief, that means 'it' MIGHT never have happened lol

I am the product of the Original Darth Plagius, who created me out of the michilordians. I will grow up to be a Jedi, like my father before me. :)

arlene? why not medichlorines, thats wot they are arent they?

I don't want to think of that... *faints*

Mr.Jingles wrote:

I was adopted.

My biological heroine addicted mother dumped me in a trash can and some nice couple took me as their own.

Aw... How nice, Dana- I mean, Zach.