Your parents having sex

3* taylorgaga (Begg) wrote:

arlene? why not medichlorines, thats wot they are arent they?

Yeah...what you said. I can't spell and type all that Star Wars mumbo jumbo. See what the trauma of being created out of medichlorines from some by some damn all powerful Sith Lord did to me!

I'm all F**Ked up because of it. No parents..I was ''Spawned'' out of some omnipresent big bang at The Sith Lord's will.

Now I must be off to fight some rebellion or evil galactic empire. Where's my star cruiser? S**T!!

the lack of ideas nowadays on this board is stunning...

Jeffrey Todd wrote:

If you think this was disturbing, just wait til I unload my next gem: "Your deceased relatives watching you masturbate from the afterlife"

Who says I mastrubate?
honestly euhm, who euhm says...

<b><font color = "crimson">ThomasQuinn wrote:

Jeffrey Todd wrote:

If you think this was disturbing, just wait til I unload my next gem: "Your deceased relatives watching you masturbate from the afterlife"

LOL! Perverts they are!

That's why I'm usually good cos Freddie's watching me and what would he think (bad example I'm tame compared to him!)

I suspect Freddie has better things to do. I wouldn't worry.

Messenger Of Leah wrote:

But I was with one of my friends and we walked into my other friend's room and he was with his girlfriend and his ass was going up like 5 feet in the air and whamming back into her. It was a horrible sight. My friend and I just walked out, it was a horrible view.

Hmmm. Either your friend is incredibly well-endowed, or (more likely) you meant to say 5 inches instead of 5 feet.