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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Dear Friends wrote: [/QUOTENAME] I' Might Just Obey Klansmen Instantly Now Gents.[/QUOTE]

Oh. My. God. You people--ALL of you people--are fucking MORONS!!! Did any of you wretched cunts notice this? The anagram I'M JOKING?!? And yet STILL, we have people like Lester Bernham or whatever the fuck his name is, writing essays on the subject. Even if "Dear Friends" was serious, why dignify the bullshit? As it turns out, he was joking, something lost on all you pretentious, sermonizing twats.

I can't believe some of the people on this board. The people that see Queen as a religion and will defend to the death their members. Loyalty is one thing--fanaticism and blind fucking STUPIDITY is another. If you visit this board with any regularity (as I do), you have to get some thick fucking skin, and learn to take about 50-60% of this crap that's posted with a grain of salt. Especially in an instance like this, a post designed to make up shit.

Look how easy it is to get you dumb shits worked up in a frenzy. I could do the exact same thing, all I'd have to do is make a post saying, "HOLY FUCK! FREDDIE MERCURY HAD NO TALENT! HE ONLY GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS AND GREW A MUSTACHE!" and I guarantee you, that post would spark a series of about one-two dozen replies, making the most popular threads section of the main page, and easily going into 2-3 pages.

As stupid as Bryan's Permed Poodle is, he's a fucking genius compared to 80% of this board. Yes, a genius. Because he can make a post consisting of one sentence--some shit like "Queen RIP 1991 Freddie forever" and get AT LEAST 12-15 fucking responses from you morons dignifying his drivel. Hell, I bet he's actually a smart fellow who supports the Queen + Paul Rodgers tour, and is doing this to get a bunch of frothing-at-the-mouth nimrods worked up.

There are a few exceptions to this, Arlene and ThomasQuinn being the only ones coming to mind at the moment, but there are more.

I'm sure I'll get "WELL IF U THINK WE R SEW STOOPID U ASS WHY DUNT U NAWT POST?!?!? LOLZ LOZENGE." Well, I'll tell you why--I appreciate and love Queen's music, and the members of Queen, and want to engage in intelligent (but light-hearted) discussion on said subjects.

You know, one thing's for sure--I'm an American. And frankly, if there's one goddamn thing we Americans are good at, it's being fucking STUPID. I always thought that, on average, people in other countries were smarter. Well, being that this board is primarily Europeans (with some South America in there as well) I've found that stupidity is just as abundant in your countries as it is in ours, the only difference being we have the nukes.

And you know what? I'm posting this as it's own thread, as well. And I don't care which of you assholes decides to bitch about it.

And yeah, I cussed a lot in this rant. But I've been listening to Lewis Black. Suck me.
"Have you ever seen or touched any monkeys?"
do you realize that profanity is a sign of illiteracy?
Hey genius - try re-reading what I wrote:

This thread is just absurd, and I pity people like you who believe this stuff. And to just come in here unannounced like that?!
How can you post such shit like this? Where did you come from? Who are you?! We need more background information on you!
It's unbelievable that someone can believe this. I can't believe people are raised to accept this shit. It IS the 21st century, isn't it?
Stop polluting this board with your filth!

Please, people. It's time to make a change. Let's speak out against crap posters like this. It's what Freddie would have wanted.
Or maybe we can just sit idly by as they spread their lies and heresay all over the board! The rumor mill will only start spinning faster!
Say what?! I won't take this lying down! No sir! We must rise up and take control - WE MUST TAKE CONTROL!
The time has come to reclaim our board!

I don't want to speak any more on the subject, because that would just add fuel to the fire.
So I'll leave you with this:

Let us cling together as the years go by
Oh my love, my love.
Let us cling together indeed.

Read the first letter of every line and only the first letter:

T
H
I
S

P
O
S
T

I
S

L
O
L


Boy, I bet you feel stupid now!
Oh dear, looks like someone has been shat on from a great height
Liverpool Arena, 17th October 2008: Lovely stuff! Manchester MEN, 4th May 2005: F*cking superb. Registered: Wednesday, July 25, 2001
1-0 to Lester methinks.

I love the way this poster berates folk for getting worked up and then bangs on and on about us being fuckwits for half a page. You must be mental.

'Cuntbubble' is a much underused description on this board these days in the absence of our Fatty, but in this case, most germane.
FLASHMAN STRIKES AGAIN! Paul Rodgers is not the best thing since fried Fred.
Now whos the retard here....
"I'm a greedy bitch" - Freddie Mercury REST IN PEACE FREDDIE MERCURY!!
If this idiot thinks that it is ok to spout out bogus racism crap, then he is f**ked up in the damn head. It is never funny to see someone be blamed for a racist when he/she is not one. I have seen people lose their jobs over false allegations of racism.

HEY QueenZep and Dear Friends...if you think that that racism shit is funny, why not go to say, New Orleans right now and spout it off. Let's see if your cracker asses get out of there alive! Put that in your little pipe and smoke it, bitches!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]QueenZeppelin wrote: [/QUOTENAME]You know, one thing's for sure--I'm an American. And frankly, if there's one goddamn thing we Americans are good at, it's being fucking STUPID.[/QUOTE]

Well, you certainly proved your point with this thread.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]QueenZeppelin wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Dear Friends wrote: [/QUOTENAME] I' Might Just Obey Klansmen Instantly Now Gents.[/QUOTE]

Oh. My. God. You people--ALL of you people--are fucking MORONS!!! Did any of you wretched cunts notice this? The anagram I'M JOKING?!? And yet STILL, we have people like Lester Bernham or whatever the fuck his name is, writing essays on the subject. Even if "Dear Friends" was serious, why dignify the bullshit? As it turns out, he was joking, something lost on all you pretentious, sermonizing twats.

I can't believe some of the people on this board. The people that see Queen as a religion and will defend to the death their members. Loyalty is one thing--fanaticism and blind fucking STUPIDITY is another. If you visit this board with any regularity (as I do), you have to get some thick fucking skin, and learn to take about 50-60% of this crap that's posted with a grain of salt. Especially in an instance like this, a post designed to make up shit.

Look how easy it is to get you dumb shits worked up in a frenzy. I could do the exact same thing, all I'd have to do is make a post saying, "HOLY FUCK! FREDDIE MERCURY HAD NO TALENT! HE ONLY GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS AND GREW A MUSTACHE!" and I guarantee you, that post would spark a series of about one-two dozen replies, making the most popular threads section of the main page, and easily going into 2-3 pages.

As stupid as Bryan's Permed Poodle is, he's a fucking genius compared to 80% of this board. Yes, a genius. Because he can make a post consisting of one sentence--some shit like "Queen RIP 1991 Freddie forever" and get AT LEAST 12-15 fucking responses from you morons dignifying his drivel. Hell, I bet he's actually a smart fellow who supports the Queen + Paul Rodgers tour, and is doing this to get a bunch of frothing-at-the-mouth nimrods worked up.

There are a few exceptions to this, Arlene and ThomasQuinn being the only ones coming to mind at the moment, but there are more.

I'm sure I'll get "WELL IF U THINK WE R SEW STOOPID U ASS WHY DUNT U NAWT POST?!?!? LOLZ LOZENGE." Well, I'll tell you why--I appreciate and love Queen's music, and the members of Queen, and want to engage in intelligent (but light-hearted) discussion on said subjects.

You know, one thing's for sure--I'm an American. And frankly, if there's one goddamn thing we Americans are good at, it's being fucking STUPID. I always thought that, on average, people in other countries were smarter. Well, being that this board is primarily Europeans (with some South America in there as well) I've found that stupidity is just as abundant in your countries as it is in ours, the only difference being we have the nukes.

And you know what? I'm posting this as it's own thread, as well. And I don't care which of you assholes decides to bitch about it.

And yeah, I cussed a lot in this rant. But I've been listening to Lewis Black. Suck me.[/QUOTE]

That was a right purty speech.

I'd also like to say "assclown", just because it makes me laugh.

Carry on, and somebody finish those TPS reports!
Blow it out your ass.
Writing essays are just a way for me to waste a good hour or so. I don't need to, and I realise the people are probably joking, but it's just a way I pass my time. To each his own. :P
Zoroaster the Grand and Magnificent
Writing essays is just a way for me to waste a good hour or so. I don't need to, and I realise the people are probably joking, but it's just a way I pass my time. To each his own. :P
Zoroaster the Grand and Magnificent
Damn!
Zoroaster the Grand and Magnificent
great post keep it up!
martinjkstones
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]taylor_lover4ever wrote: [/QUOTENAME]do you realize that profanity is a sign of illiteracy?[/QUOTE]

Do you realize that is a fucking shitload of God-damn bullshit?
Creativity can always cover for a lack of knowledge.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]TarHeelDDS2005 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]If this idiot thinks that it is ok to spout out bogus racism crap, then he is f**ked up in the damn head. It is never funny to see someone be blamed for a racist when he/she is not one. I have seen people lose their jobs over false allegations of racism.

HEY QueenZep and Dear Friends...if you think that that racism shit is funny, why not go to say, New Orleans right now and spout it off. Let's see if your cracker asses get out of there alive! Put that in your little pipe and smoke it, bitches![/QUOTE]

I...think it's funny.
Creativity can always cover for a lack of knowledge.

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