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The guy should've put some TP on the seat before he sat down anyway..;-)
VERY WEIRD QUESTION...

But, how many of you guys actually put TP on the seat whenever you go to a public restroom? Personally if it looks clean, I just sit there. If it looks messy, then I won't even bother and find anoter one. If it's a life or death emergency, and there's no other toilet available then I guess I have no choice but to keep my butt floating in the air a few inches from the seat.

I feel bad for you females because we males can actually go #1 standing up, which makes it more comfortable for us when we have to go to take a leak really bad. Plus we don't even have to take our pants down.

Why did God build one anatomical form much easier and comfortable than the other? Beats me.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
Well...I cover the seat all the time..even if it looks clean. You can't SEE all the E. coli living on that toilet, ya know..;-) If there are toilet seat covers, I'll use them, but they are kind of annoying. If there is pee on the seat or anything unflushed, I will probably just hold it.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Erin wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Well...I cover the seat all the time..even if it looks clean. You can't SEE all the E. coli living on that toilet, ya know..;-) If there are toilet seat covers, I'll use them, but they are kind of annoying. If there is pee on the seat or anything unflushed, I will probably just hold it. [/QUOTE]

we actually had a discussion on this yesterday... and how herpes can survive on a surface for 24 hours (EIW). Everyone here squats which makes abigger fucking mess but I love my toilet seat covers. Squatting can get pretty ugly, when i went to to banknorth garden for a concert i looked at the seat and DAMN it was covered in piss and brown and black crap.

Either way i HATE public toilets/
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Yuri wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Erin wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Well...I cover the seat all the time..even if it looks clean. You can't SEE all the E. coli living on that toilet, ya know..;-) If there are toilet seat covers, I'll use them, but they are kind of annoying. If there is pee on the seat or anything unflushed, I will probably just hold it. [/QUOTE]

we actually had a discussion on this yesterday... and how herpes can survive on a surface for 24 hours (EIW). [/QUOTE]

24 hours??? Guess this strongly depends on the kind or "brand" of glue that is used at the local toilet of your choice! :-)))
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Erin wrote: [/QUOTENAME]The guy should've put some TP on the seat before he sat down anyway..;-) [/QUOTE]

That's what I do.
"Nice" to see I am not the only hygene freak on the board.

(But I don't sleep in a tent, and I still shake hands!).
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AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH FREAKY!!!!!!!!
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]John S Stuart wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Erin wrote: [/QUOTENAME]The guy should've put some TP on the seat before he sat down anyway..;-) [/QUOTE]

That's what I do.
"Nice" to see I am not the only hygene freak on the board.

(But I don't sleep in a tent, and I still shake hands!).[/QUOTE]

I do it every time, even home. The only difference home is that I use the TP I sat on after the "business" is done.
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You know what the ultimate in grossness is, though? The porta-john...:-P I had to pee so bad waiting to get into a concert one time, but I couldn't bring myself to use one. Sorry..I just can't do my business on top of someone else's #2..*lol*
I really used to be a major germ freak. I used to never even use public restrooms, not even if my bladder was going to explode.

I remember when we used to drive down to South Carolina when I was little every year. I would refuse to use the restrooms every time we made a stop. I would go about 8 hours without it even after drinking countless bottles of water. But always about halfway there my mum would force me to go. I was going to set a record. Oh well.

Now, I always make sure the bathroom is DECENT, and then I wipe down the seat, and then I put toilet paper on it.

I always use toliet paper/paper towels to open the door.

If there is none of that I sometimes use my foot to open the door (and yes, I am talking about the doors with handles on them, not the push-open kind that are flat cuz I got talent-well, as long as no one is looking...), and if there are paper towels but no trash near the door, I just throw the towel on the floor (not to be mean..).

And, to top it all off, I always carry hand sanitizer with me. :-D

But mannnn, if that ever happened to me, I think I'd become a hermit and hide from public.
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Nearly every Puplic Toliet i have been in the actual seat is always broken and shifts from side to side lol
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That's quite odd...and I mean QUITE odd.
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