[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Barry © wrote: [/QUOTENAME]My mother worked at the Hospital for 20 years, once a man came in with his penis super-glued to his stomach. He had been cheating on his Mrs.
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Now that's what I call revenge! LMAO
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Heh...his...'ex-Mrs'?
Fuckin' hell, some of you people are fussy fucks :) Take what you get :) I don't put bum fodder on the seat but I grab a whole bunch a put it in the water. I don't like people knowing I'm taking a dump.
Fuckin' hell, some of you people are fussy fucks :) Take what you get :) I don't put bum fodder on the seat but I grab a whole bunch a put it in the water. I don't like people knowing I'm taking a dump.
Yeah, I guess when you're in the stall dropping a deuce, you want them to think you're crocheting a scarf or something.
I personally like to make things very uncomfortable for people taking a poo next to me. When I hear them sit down, I get really quiet to the point that you can hear... well, a poo drop. They get really self-conscious about it.
My coworkers hate me for this.
I personally like to make things very uncomfortable for people taking a poo next to me. When I hear them sit down, I get really quiet to the point that you can hear... well, a poo drop. They get really self-conscious about it.
My coworkers hate me for this.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Lester Burnham wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Yeah, I guess when you're in the stall dropping a deuce, you want them to think you're crocheting a scarf or something.
I personally like to make things very uncomfortable for people taking a poo next to me. When I hear them sit down, I get really quiet to the point that you can hear... well, a poo drop. They get really self-conscious about it.
My coworkers hate me for this.[/QUOTE]
LMAO!
I personally like to make things very uncomfortable for people taking a poo next to me. When I hear them sit down, I get really quiet to the point that you can hear... well, a poo drop. They get really self-conscious about it.
My coworkers hate me for this.[/QUOTE]
LMAO!
I have never once caught anything off a toilet seat. Surely the way a toilet is designed, you don't NEED to put the relevant herpes-carrying bits on the seat anyway - all that touches it is skin.
If it looks really unpleasant then of course I won't go in, and if there's something on the seat (even if it looks like just water) then I won't use the toilet but I really feel that there are better uses of my time than covering the seat with paper. Our society is becoming too germ-phobic anyway, and it's starting to make bacteria resistant to anti-bacterial things and reduce people's immunity. And when was the last time you actually found seat liners in the dispenser anyway? I don't think I ever have.
If it looks really unpleasant then of course I won't go in, and if there's something on the seat (even if it looks like just water) then I won't use the toilet but I really feel that there are better uses of my time than covering the seat with paper. Our society is becoming too germ-phobic anyway, and it's starting to make bacteria resistant to anti-bacterial things and reduce people's immunity. And when was the last time you actually found seat liners in the dispenser anyway? I don't think I ever have.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]John S Stuart wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Erin wrote: [/QUOTENAME]The guy should've put some TP on the seat before he sat down anyway..;-) [/QUOTE]
That's what I do.
"Nice" to see I am not the only hygene freak on the board.
(But I don't sleep in a tent, and I still shake hands!).[/QUOTE]
I'm totally the same :D
That's what I do.
"Nice" to see I am not the only hygene freak on the board.
(But I don't sleep in a tent, and I still shake hands!).[/QUOTE]
I'm totally the same :D
ew. i hate public bathrooms and portapotties!
i was at waverly hills for the haunted house and i never even THOUGHT about going to the portapotty
ew
ew
ew
nasty
that dude's retarded though
it's almost as bad as the mcdonald's lawsuits (sorry if someone mentioned this, i didn't read it all XD)
i was at waverly hills for the haunted house and i never even THOUGHT about going to the portapotty
ew
ew
ew
nasty
that dude's retarded though
it's almost as bad as the mcdonald's lawsuits (sorry if someone mentioned this, i didn't read it all XD)
Who knew shopping at Home Depot would turn out to be such a pain in the ass. Do you think he will be the butt of peoples' jokes? Do you think the court case will be throne out? :D
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]teleman wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Who knew shopping at Home Depot would turn out to be such a pain in the ass. Do you think he will be the butt of peoples' jokes? Do you think the court case will be throne out? :D[/QUOTE]
Thanks, Sean Connery.
Thanks, Sean Connery.
How is this Home Depot's fault? The glue dries very quickly. Is Home Depot required to clean the seat every 5 minutes?
I bet the guy glued himself to the seat ... Kind of like how the finger found its way into Wendy's chili.
I love our wonderful legal system.
I bet the guy glued himself to the seat ... Kind of like how the finger found its way into Wendy's chili.
I love our wonderful legal system.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Rip Van Winkle wrote: [/QUOTENAME]How is this Home Depot's fault? The glue dries very quickly. Is Home Depot required to clean the seat every 5 minutes?
I bet the guy glued himself to the seat ... Kind of like how the finger found its way into Wendy's chili.
I love our wonderful legal system.[/QUOTE]
The claim is over the fact that Home Depot ignored his calls for help, not that he got himself attached to the seat. I still don't think it is their obligation to help him, though.
I bet the guy glued himself to the seat ... Kind of like how the finger found its way into Wendy's chili.
I love our wonderful legal system.[/QUOTE]
The claim is over the fact that Home Depot ignored his calls for help, not that he got himself attached to the seat. I still don't think it is their obligation to help him, though.