Paul Rodgers called crying today because a lot of Queenzoners hate him....

Yup, that's right.
Paul, otherwise known as "Pookey", called me today. He sounded very distraught and mildly upset, so naturally, I asked him what was bothering him. He finally broke down and started sobbing about how he only wants the Queenzoner's to accept him for who he is, not what he isn't in comparison to Freddie. The conversation went a little like this.

[Me]: Pookey, tell me what's wrong!
[Paul]: [insert sob] Well you see, [insert more sobbing], I j-jjjust want all those Queenzoners to like me! Their opinions of me are all that matters; all I live for! And they hate me! W-wwhat should I do? [insert yet another sob]
[Me]: Well, why do you care about their opinions so much?
[Paul]: [insert gasp] Because! Like, omg! They hold such importance Gina! I am emotionally attatched to what they think of me. I only want them to like me! My life is in ruins because many Queenzoners don't like the idea of me "filling Freddie's shoes!"
[Me]: Hmmm, I see. Well, look at the ratio aspect of it, Pook. You have millions of dollars and a rolex; they work from paycheck to paycheck and sport their nifty casio's. You are touring the world with some of the greatest musicians of our time; they are sitting in a chair, watching a screen, talking about some of the greatest musicians of our time. You get a lot of ass; they, well...yeaaaaah. So why are you so upset?
[Paul]: Hmmm, I never thought about it that way! Thanks G, I'm going to go buy a Bentley now!
[Me]: Anytime, Pookey. Bye!
[Paul]: Bye!
[click]

It was a great conversation, and after it was finished, I sat back in my computer chair and masterbated because hell! I helped Paul with his problems. I'm such a healer. And now, we have a happy Paul, not a sad Paul.
Cheers

*Being facetious owns.

And you haven't heard Freddie crying every time Paul starts singing his songs?

LOL- not bad. Kind of accurate I'd say... ;)

:)

hahahhaa love that- he will be crying soon"

Okay, you do realise how many people are going to take this seriously....

Who is going to take this seriously. People with vacuum insted brain

I bet it's fake.

No shit, Sherlock ;)

did he apologise while crying??

Funny, as I saw so much satire aimed actually at some people at QZ, yet they- THEY- completely failed to notice it...

"Who is going to take this seriously. People with vacuum insted brain"

Hahahah, you fool.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME] <font color=FF0099>Linda Of The Valley wrote: [/QUOTENAME]See this is a big mistake..because it's queenzone[/QUOTE]
Exactly..

ok..i give up..some may not understand correctly what i am trying to ironise..maby i am wrong :))

Oh no..Paul