Yup, I managed to get some semi-dubious papers from a completely dubious origin, so I'm now qualified as a psychoanalyst.
And judging from the characters here, what better place to get a full practice than at QZ?
So, we have Bonner for bodily orifices, and Quinn for the holes in your mind.
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Don't think one psycho-analyst is enough for this heap of nutcases. :P
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color = "crimson">Thomas Quinn wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Yup, I managed to get some semi-dubious papers from a completely dubious origin, so I'm now qualified as a psychoanalyst.
And judging from the characters here, what better place to get a full practice than at QZ?
So, we have Bonner for bodily orifices, and Quinn for the holes in your mind.[/QUOTE]
YEah certified bone face.
And judging from the characters here, what better place to get a full practice than at QZ?
So, we have Bonner for bodily orifices, and Quinn for the holes in your mind.[/QUOTE]
YEah certified bone face.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color="green">The Fairy King wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Don't think one psycho-analyst is enough for this heap of nutcases. :P[/QUOTE]
You need to stop your negative thinking. It's all a case of projecting your feelings of emotional insecurity regarding relationships onto the people you meet in an attempt to justify your own fear of bonding whilst at the same time supressing a strong feeling of anxiety of being left alone in the end.
In short: it's your mother's fault.
I recommend private sessions with me, at ludicrous rates.
You need to stop your negative thinking. It's all a case of projecting your feelings of emotional insecurity regarding relationships onto the people you meet in an attempt to justify your own fear of bonding whilst at the same time supressing a strong feeling of anxiety of being left alone in the end.
In short: it's your mother's fault.
I recommend private sessions with me, at ludicrous rates.
LMAO!!! HAHAHA!
oh greatttttt
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME] <font color=green>Linda Of The Valley wrote: [/QUOTENAME]what the hell does a psychoanalyst do? [/QUOTE]
He sends you a bill.
But usually listens to your problems, offering you a random sollution, too, first.
He sends you a bill.
But usually listens to your problems, offering you a random sollution, too, first.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME] <font color=green>Linda Of The Valley wrote: [/QUOTENAME]what the hell does a psychoanalyst do? [/QUOTE]
he builds lists of psycho's anal passages?
he builds lists of psycho's anal passages?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color=teal>Sasha wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Dr. I've been un-officially diagnosed as Lame...what should I do?
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Ah, interesting. Well, first of all, you´ll want to think about your feelings for a while. What does being ´lame´ mean to you? Does it feel alien or normal? Then, you must ignore what anyone says, and think to yourself, ``Am I Lame?´´. If you are, they´re right. If you´re not, they´re wrong. Then, you should go out, get laid and become an artist.
That´ll be $59,95 please.
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Ah, interesting. Well, first of all, you´ll want to think about your feelings for a while. What does being ´lame´ mean to you? Does it feel alien or normal? Then, you must ignore what anyone says, and think to yourself, ``Am I Lame?´´. If you are, they´re right. If you´re not, they´re wrong. Then, you should go out, get laid and become an artist.
That´ll be $59,95 please.
Well, Dr. Quinn, I sleep all the time in Meteorology, is it because its easy; is it because I hate it or a little of both?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Louvre wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Well, Dr. Quinn, I sleep all the time in Meteorology, is it because its easy; is it because I hate it or a little of both?[/QUOTE]
It´s because you hate your father. Oh, and because you feel insecure about your sexuality.
But mainly, it´s because your mind is used to not having to work at all due to the amount of right-wing propaganda you are fed.
Doctor´s advice: resign from the young republicans and join the young terrorist junta.
It´s because you hate your father. Oh, and because you feel insecure about your sexuality.
But mainly, it´s because your mind is used to not having to work at all due to the amount of right-wing propaganda you are fed.
Doctor´s advice: resign from the young republicans and join the young terrorist junta.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color = "crimson">Thomas Quinn wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Louvre wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Well, Dr. Quinn, I sleep all the time in Meteorology, is it because its easy; is it because I hate it or a little of both?[/QUOTE]
It´s because you hate your father. Oh, and because you feel insecure about your sexuality.
But mainly, it´s because your mind is used to not having to work at all due to the amount of right-wing propaganda you are fed.
Doctor´s advice: resign from the young republicans and join the young terrorist junta.[/QUOTE]
hahahahahahahaha
It´s because you hate your father. Oh, and because you feel insecure about your sexuality.
But mainly, it´s because your mind is used to not having to work at all due to the amount of right-wing propaganda you are fed.
Doctor´s advice: resign from the young republicans and join the young terrorist junta.[/QUOTE]
hahahahahahahaha
Did you acutally buy a qualification off some website?
And yes, though I have no experience with them I would say most of these psycothingy guys are bunch of frauds.
Like that one from ages ago, Sigmund Fraud. Oh I'm just too funny, me...
And yes, though I have no experience with them I would say most of these psycothingy guys are bunch of frauds.
Like that one from ages ago, Sigmund Fraud. Oh I'm just too funny, me...
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]TheOpposition. wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Did you acutally buy a qualification off some website?
And yes, though I have no experience with them I would say most of these psycothingy guys are bunch of frauds.
Like that one from ages ago, Sigmund Fraud. Oh I'm just too funny, me...[/QUOTE]
No, I hustled one off a shrink who needed the money for a bottle of vodka.
Yes, we are frauds, but *not so loud!* they don´t know that!!!
And yes, though I have no experience with them I would say most of these psycothingy guys are bunch of frauds.
Like that one from ages ago, Sigmund Fraud. Oh I'm just too funny, me...[/QUOTE]
No, I hustled one off a shrink who needed the money for a bottle of vodka.
Yes, we are frauds, but *not so loud!* they don´t know that!!!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=lime>KillerKing840 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I can't live without money... What must I do? (if you say "get a job", I'll be rude)[/QUOTE]
You could either rob a bank, prostitute yourself, become a rock-star or realize you really don´t need the money to be happy. You´ll be unhappy anyway.
Money isn´t everything. Having said that:
99,95 please.
You could either rob a bank, prostitute yourself, become a rock-star or realize you really don´t need the money to be happy. You´ll be unhappy anyway.
Money isn´t everything. Having said that:
99,95 please.