I feel insecure about my sexuallity
Am mentally addicted to art and buying it in any vorm.
I just needed one week to empty a bottle of Johnnie Walker Red Label
I fall in love with women two times a week
So my question is...
do I have a cold?
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Dr. Thomas, I have this intense craving to eat marshmellows. What can you recommend? (other than buying marshmellows)
Was I the only one expecting a medicine woman instead?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Louvre wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Dr. Thomas, I have this intense craving to eat marshmellows. What can you recommend? (other than buying marshmellows)[/QUOTE]
commit suicide!
commit suicide!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=black>Dennis Daja<h6>QZs God wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I feel insecure about my sexuallity
Am mentally addicted to art and buying it in any vorm.
I just needed one week to empty a bottle of Johnnie Walker Red Label
I fall in love with women two times a week
So my question is...
do I have a cold?[/QUOTE]
No, you suffer from acute anxiety, oncoming alcoholism, chronic sexual frustration and lust.
That is what is known in the medical world as "being a teenager".
As for your love of art and buying it, that has to do with subconsciously trying to attain a status and having a desire to blow your money. That too, is normal...with men in a midlife-crisis, that is.
So, in short, you're a teen with a cold.
Am mentally addicted to art and buying it in any vorm.
I just needed one week to empty a bottle of Johnnie Walker Red Label
I fall in love with women two times a week
So my question is...
do I have a cold?[/QUOTE]
No, you suffer from acute anxiety, oncoming alcoholism, chronic sexual frustration and lust.
That is what is known in the medical world as "being a teenager".
As for your love of art and buying it, that has to do with subconsciously trying to attain a status and having a desire to blow your money. That too, is normal...with men in a midlife-crisis, that is.
So, in short, you're a teen with a cold.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Louvre wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Dr. Thomas, I have this intense craving to eat marshmellows. What can you recommend? (other than buying marshmellows)[/QUOTE]
You could try inhaling pure oxygen. Not that that will stop the craving, but it's not easy to breath in oxygen from a container whilst eating marshmellows at the same time.
You could try inhaling pure oxygen. Not that that will stop the craving, but it's not easy to breath in oxygen from a container whilst eating marshmellows at the same time.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Musicman wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Was I the only one expecting a medicine woman instead?[/QUOTE]
Yes, but that is because you have an intense fetish over bad western series which highlight the difference between today's civilization and yesteryear's lack of it. By doing so, you try and justify your own insecurity about modern life, whilst at the same time finding a way to escape it. Doctor's advice: get cable.
Yes, but that is because you have an intense fetish over bad western series which highlight the difference between today's civilization and yesteryear's lack of it. By doing so, you try and justify your own insecurity about modern life, whilst at the same time finding a way to escape it. Doctor's advice: get cable.
LOL @ all of these Dr. Threads...
lmao doctor laughing at all these replies your giving is making my sides split what should i do?
hahaha!
hahaha!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>taylorgaga wrote: [/QUOTENAME]lmao doctor laughing at all these replies your giving is making my sides split what should i do?
hahaha![/QUOTE]
Well, there are several options, of course. You could opt for a new pair of sides, having your eyes gauged out or having your arms amputated to prevent you from accessing the topics. However, that would be in the field of my dear colleague Dr. Bonner and not myself, so you should consult him.
However, what I can offer you is the following: by laughing at the treatment of other patients' problems you are in fact projecting your own insecurity and dissatisfaction onto them. Doing so gives you the chance to forget about the problems of everyday life and lets you relax for a moment. What this means, is that you are running away from your problems, which severely damages your ego and super-ego (but leaves your id intact). Therefore, my advice is to go do something dangerous you fear, but needs be done. Think, for instance, of getting Tony Blair's wife laid. God knows, she could use it after all this time.
hahaha![/QUOTE]
Well, there are several options, of course. You could opt for a new pair of sides, having your eyes gauged out or having your arms amputated to prevent you from accessing the topics. However, that would be in the field of my dear colleague Dr. Bonner and not myself, so you should consult him.
However, what I can offer you is the following: by laughing at the treatment of other patients' problems you are in fact projecting your own insecurity and dissatisfaction onto them. Doing so gives you the chance to forget about the problems of everyday life and lets you relax for a moment. What this means, is that you are running away from your problems, which severely damages your ego and super-ego (but leaves your id intact). Therefore, my advice is to go do something dangerous you fear, but needs be done. Think, for instance, of getting Tony Blair's wife laid. God knows, she could use it after all this time.
Dear Dr. Caspar Freud,
I have wet dreams and I wake up in the bathroom in the tub filled with water(???) with vodka bubbles. I also thought of changing my name to Electra, buy a brother, kill my mom who killed my dad, have evil women follow me, and then engage in orgiastic ceremonies where I tear people apart alive with my bare hands. I also feel the need to bathe in asexuat lizard virgin blood, have wild unga dung with my man on the top of the Tower of Babel and in Kheops' pyramid, while eating cookies.
Please tell me doctor, is this me, or is this just brought by my sexual frustration of not eating water melons for a long while?
I have wet dreams and I wake up in the bathroom in the tub filled with water(???) with vodka bubbles. I also thought of changing my name to Electra, buy a brother, kill my mom who killed my dad, have evil women follow me, and then engage in orgiastic ceremonies where I tear people apart alive with my bare hands. I also feel the need to bathe in asexuat lizard virgin blood, have wild unga dung with my man on the top of the Tower of Babel and in Kheops' pyramid, while eating cookies.
Please tell me doctor, is this me, or is this just brought by my sexual frustration of not eating water melons for a long while?
Dr Quinn, is having sudden urges to vote Green a side effect of the allergies?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Louvre wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Dr Quinn, is having sudden urges to vote Green a side effect of the allergies?[/QUOTE]
No, it is a highly uncommon syndrome in which the brains of the patient suddenly start working after years of being in idle mode.
No, it is a highly uncommon syndrome in which the brains of the patient suddenly start working after years of being in idle mode.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]SONIA DORIS<br><font size=1>The Cranky wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Dear Dr. Caspar Freud,
I have wet dreams and I wake up in the bathroom in the tub filled with water(???) with vodka bubbles. I also thought of changing my name to Electra, buy a brother, kill my mom who killed my dad, have evil women follow me, and then engage in orgiastic ceremonies where I tear people apart alive with my bare hands. I also feel the need to bathe in asexuat lizard virgin blood, have wild unga dung with my man on the top of the Tower of Babel and in Kheops' pyramid, while eating cookies.
Please tell me doctor, is this me, or is this just brought by my sexual frustration of not eating water melons for a long while?[/QUOTE]
I would say that it is a combination of mixing up several bits of Greek mythology, extreme sexual frustration and a cookie-addiction. Eating water melons might not help, but I'm sure you will enjoy it, so go right ahead.
I have wet dreams and I wake up in the bathroom in the tub filled with water(???) with vodka bubbles. I also thought of changing my name to Electra, buy a brother, kill my mom who killed my dad, have evil women follow me, and then engage in orgiastic ceremonies where I tear people apart alive with my bare hands. I also feel the need to bathe in asexuat lizard virgin blood, have wild unga dung with my man on the top of the Tower of Babel and in Kheops' pyramid, while eating cookies.
Please tell me doctor, is this me, or is this just brought by my sexual frustration of not eating water melons for a long while?[/QUOTE]
I would say that it is a combination of mixing up several bits of Greek mythology, extreme sexual frustration and a cookie-addiction. Eating water melons might not help, but I'm sure you will enjoy it, so go right ahead.
what about the tub?