12 things for a man to do in a department store

Ok perhaps not quite as good as the police officer ones and the elevator ones, but well see what ya think! Personaly i like number 9.

12 things for a man to do in a department store – whilst his wife is shopping!

01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys
when they aren't looking.

02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals.

03. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3
in Housewares... and see what happens.

04. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.

05. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

06. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department? and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the
Bedding Department.

07. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why
can't you people just leave me alone?"

08. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick
your nose.

09. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti-depressants are located.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme
from Mission Impossible.

11. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say:
"PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and
assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Drummer imense! wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
11. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say:
"PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

!!!"

[/QUOTE]

Lolllll

hahaha quite funny.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]ChinesedogTorture wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Drummer imense! wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
11. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say:
"PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

!!!"

[/QUOTE]

Lolllll[/QUOTE]

yea, got to say that was my fav as well as #7..
xD

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Ravenetta wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
one more: when at the dollar store, ask how much a certain item it.
[/QUOTE]

Oh yea now thats a fun one. DO that and then count how many items it takes to get the worker really pissed off. For me, its usually around #5 or 6 lol lol

lol lovin number 10

Yes, they're all quite funny...

I have three for a man to do:
1)Put pantyhose on your arm and tell the clerk you don't think this fits quite right.
2)Pick up a gigantic plus sized bra and tell the salesperson, "Big boned gals turn me on."
3)Ask random customers what they bought and, "Can I see it?"

LOL!! You know whats fun to do in a store that has large toy aisles? Get a football and throw it down the ailes or over the shelves...

or you get a big group of people and you play marco-polo...done that before...boy was that funny

Cheers

LOL I was with my parents in this contemporary store and was looking at these leather boots, and this gay man at the counter was talking to a customer about that I was only wearing a Queen shirt to offend him...so I loosened the latch on this jewelry shelf and everything went sliding onto the floor...that was this past saturday. *ahem*

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]TheFairyFeller'sFreakyFan wrote: [/QUOTENAME]LOL I was with my parents in this contemporary store and was looking at these leather boots, and this gay man at the counter was talking to a customer about that I was only wearing a Queen shirt to offend him...so I loosened the latch on this jewelry shelf and everything went sliding onto the floor...that was this past saturday. *ahem*[/QUOTE]

Aw, that's mean.

Lol I know but I was mad cause that fool is there every time I go and he's always giving me the evil eye, and the only thing I've ever said to him was, "Hey, when does this place close?"

You should have lifted some jewelry.

You should have gone home and eaten eggs instead.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]The Millionaire Waltz wrote: [/QUOTENAME]You should have gone home and eaten eggs instead.[/QUOTE]

Hmmm...you seem to have a fascination with eggs.