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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Musicman wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]The Millionaire Waltz wrote: [/QUOTENAME]You should have gone home and eaten eggs instead.[/QUOTE]

Hmmm...you seem to have a fascination with eggs.[/QUOTE]

Don't forget Fred Astaire... yummy.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jake? wrote: I want him to shove it down my throat and shoot. Shoot! Shoot! C'mon! SHOOT! SHOOT! [/QUOTENAME] [/QUOTE]
Hey! People remember my elevator ones!

Quite often in shops I try to look suspicious, it's a right laugh. In IKEA I do loads of mad things like pick everything up and try and fit my head into it and jumping about on the carpets and stuff. Ho ho, I love IKEA.
This can't end well.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]TheFairyFeller'sFreakyFan wrote: [/QUOTENAME]LOL I was with my parents in this contemporary store and was looking at these leather boots, and this gay man at the counter was talking to a customer about that I was only wearing a Queen shirt to offend him...so I loosened the latch on this jewelry shelf and everything went sliding onto the floor...that was this past saturday. *ahem*[/QUOTE]

LOL!!!