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If the man in the back doesnt say "everyone attack", will it still be a ballroom blitz?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Louvre wrote: [/QUOTENAME]If the man in the back doesnt say "everyone attack", will it still be a ballroom blitz?[/QUOTE]
You gotta dance with her pants around the ankles, or else her jive won't survive into the dead of night.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color=teal>Sasha wrote: [/QUOTENAME]How come you don't love me anymore?[/QUOTE]
I have only ever been able to love myself, and as of right now, I'm having a fight with the one I love, so I'm pretty much sullen and unresponsive to any other kinds of human contact. In other words, don't take it personally.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Alex Solan wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Lester Burnham wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Ask me anything[/QUOTE]
1. Anything
2. Anything
That's all. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry, but that is not a question. I only answer questions, so your submission has been discounted. Don't fuck it up again.
You gotta dance with her pants around the ankles, or else her jive won't survive into the dead of night.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color=teal>Sasha wrote: [/QUOTENAME]How come you don't love me anymore?[/QUOTE]
I have only ever been able to love myself, and as of right now, I'm having a fight with the one I love, so I'm pretty much sullen and unresponsive to any other kinds of human contact. In other words, don't take it personally.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Alex Solan wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Lester Burnham wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Ask me anything[/QUOTE]
1. Anything
2. Anything
That's all. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry, but that is not a question. I only answer questions, so your submission has been discounted. Don't fuck it up again.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Alex Solan wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Both were two important questions :'(
Anyway, another important question: why Turkey is not populated with turkeys?[/QUOTE]
That's also not a question. Deadly syntax.
Anyway, another important question: why Turkey is not populated with turkeys?[/QUOTE]
That's also not a question. Deadly syntax.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Alex Solan wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Both were two important questions :'(
Anyway, another important question: why Turkey is not populated with turkeys?[/QUOTE]
Turkey is not populated with turkeys because they're allergic to each other. Hungary invited the turkeys to their country because... well, I'm sure you get the idea. Needless to say, Turkish turkeys are now extinct.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Musicman wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Alex Solan wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Both were two important questions :'(
Anyway, another important question: why Turkey is not populated with turkeys?[/QUOTE]
That's also not a question. Deadly syntax.[/QUOTE]
It's good enough for me. My syntax is dangerous.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Alex Solan wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Why English language uses only this question sign (?) and Spanish uses both (¿?)[/QUOTE]
Because our keyboards are generally inferior to Spanish keyboards, though the real irony is that keyboards sold in English-speaking countries were manufactured in Mexico.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color=teal>Sasha wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Why aren't there any answers here yet?
And why does God kill a kitty every time someone masturbates?[/QUOTE]
1. The answers are here, you're just not looking hard enough.
2. God kills a kitten every time someone masturbates because he is a vengeful and hateful god, punishing only the cutest of his own creations for such a natural act of self-love. On an unrelated note, another kitten, uh, just died.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Alex Solan wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Why Sasha is so pretty?[/QUOTE]
Because I am her father and, through my absolutely stunningly gorgeous genes, has inhereted my beauty. Also, stop flirting with my daughter.
Anyway, another important question: why Turkey is not populated with turkeys?[/QUOTE]
Turkey is not populated with turkeys because they're allergic to each other. Hungary invited the turkeys to their country because... well, I'm sure you get the idea. Needless to say, Turkish turkeys are now extinct.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Musicman wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Alex Solan wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Both were two important questions :'(
Anyway, another important question: why Turkey is not populated with turkeys?[/QUOTE]
That's also not a question. Deadly syntax.[/QUOTE]
It's good enough for me. My syntax is dangerous.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Alex Solan wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Why English language uses only this question sign (?) and Spanish uses both (¿?)[/QUOTE]
Because our keyboards are generally inferior to Spanish keyboards, though the real irony is that keyboards sold in English-speaking countries were manufactured in Mexico.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color=teal>Sasha wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Why aren't there any answers here yet?
And why does God kill a kitty every time someone masturbates?[/QUOTE]
1. The answers are here, you're just not looking hard enough.
2. God kills a kitten every time someone masturbates because he is a vengeful and hateful god, punishing only the cutest of his own creations for such a natural act of self-love. On an unrelated note, another kitten, uh, just died.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Alex Solan wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Why Sasha is so pretty?[/QUOTE]
Because I am her father and, through my absolutely stunningly gorgeous genes, has inhereted my beauty. Also, stop flirting with my daughter.
why?
If you use the last of the toilet paper, do you put a new roll on the tube or do you just put a new roll on the bathroom counter?
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Ok , is being a big enough Queen fan to know alot of things about them and to listen to them quite often an Obsession?
Also why do I get made fun of by a bunch of people for liking Queen?
Why is it I can't keep a girl longer than a year?
Also why do I get made fun of by a bunch of people for liking Queen?
Why is it I can't keep a girl longer than a year?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Lisser wrote: [/QUOTENAME]If you use the last of the toilet paper, do you put a new roll on the tube or do you just put a new roll on the bathroom counter?[/QUOTE]
I refuse to use toilet paper, as it pollutes our air with toxins that I have yet to discover if they are actually deadly or not, or even from the toilet paper. I blame it on the toilet paper because I need an alibi, as my family has begged me to go to a doctor and I frankly don't believe in doctors - not in their medical practices, but that they just don't exist, period.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]magicalfreddiemercury wrote: [/QUOTENAME]If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?[/QUOTE]
This has plagued many minds for centuries, and the conclusive answer is that men are generally stupid. Just see all the commercials in which they are portrayed as boorish, ignorant jackasses with little knowledge about how to run a household or even, god forbid, turn on a blender without turning it into a major catastrophe. So, the real question is "If an advertisement executive speaks in a forest and a tree lands on him, does anyone really give a shit?"
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]OgreBattleField1980 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Ok , is being a big enough Queen fan to know alot of things about them and to listen to them quite often an Obsession?
Also why do I get made fun of by a bunch of people for liking Queen?
Why is it I can't keep a girl longer than a year?[/QUOTE]
1. No, writing a book about all the knowledge you have accumulated over the years is an obsession. Getting paid for it makes it a job.
2. Because people are stupid and haven't yet read my book.
3. You must have forgotten that you need to feed them regularly. Once you remember this aspect, your girl will be happy as a clam. Just please let her out every now and then to run around in the backyard, and clean up her cage whenever the occasion demands it.
I refuse to use toilet paper, as it pollutes our air with toxins that I have yet to discover if they are actually deadly or not, or even from the toilet paper. I blame it on the toilet paper because I need an alibi, as my family has begged me to go to a doctor and I frankly don't believe in doctors - not in their medical practices, but that they just don't exist, period.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]magicalfreddiemercury wrote: [/QUOTENAME]If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?[/QUOTE]
This has plagued many minds for centuries, and the conclusive answer is that men are generally stupid. Just see all the commercials in which they are portrayed as boorish, ignorant jackasses with little knowledge about how to run a household or even, god forbid, turn on a blender without turning it into a major catastrophe. So, the real question is "If an advertisement executive speaks in a forest and a tree lands on him, does anyone really give a shit?"
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]OgreBattleField1980 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Ok , is being a big enough Queen fan to know alot of things about them and to listen to them quite often an Obsession?
Also why do I get made fun of by a bunch of people for liking Queen?
Why is it I can't keep a girl longer than a year?[/QUOTE]
1. No, writing a book about all the knowledge you have accumulated over the years is an obsession. Getting paid for it makes it a job.
2. Because people are stupid and haven't yet read my book.
3. You must have forgotten that you need to feed them regularly. Once you remember this aspect, your girl will be happy as a clam. Just please let her out every now and then to run around in the backyard, and clean up her cage whenever the occasion demands it.
Everyone knows that Mickey Mouse's dog is Pluto. So what the heck is Goofy? He wears clothes and he drives a car.
Why did they make a Godfather III? It kind of sucks.
And why are beluga whales so ugly? Can I punch one?
And why are beluga whales so ugly? Can I punch one?
How can I kill the bug up my arse and make myself a better person?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
How many licks does it really take to get to the center of the tootsie pop?
1. (on Alex's note) Is Bugs Bunny a drag queen?
2. Why is abbreviation such a long word?
3. Why do I have to make my bed in the morning, if I go to sleep again at night?
thank you.
me. xxx. I. myself
2. Why is abbreviation such a long word?
3. Why do I have to make my bed in the morning, if I go to sleep again at night?
thank you.
me. xxx. I. myself