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Is Stewie from Family Guy actually gay?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Crazy LittleThing wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Everyone knows that Mickey Mouse's dog is Pluto. So what the heck is Goofy? He wears clothes and he drives a car.[/QUOTE]
Goofy was a cry of defiance from Animal Liberation programs worldwide, showing that even dogs possess the ability to wear clothes, talk, and drive cars. It was a fairly painful and long experiment with Goofy, which is why he looks so old and talks so slowly, but he once said in an interview that he wouldn't trade it for the world. When asked about his take on it all, Pluto shrugged and licked his butt.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]LadyMercury wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Why did they make a Godfather III? It kind of sucks.
And why are beluga whales so ugly? Can I punch one?[/QUOTE]
1. At least it's not The Freshman.
2. Beluga whales are so ugly because they were beaten with the ugly stick a few too many times. Blame it on the whale hunters who insist on carrying those sticks with them wherever they go.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Zebonka12 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]How can I kill the bug up my arse and make myself a better person?
Why does it hurt when I pee?[/QUOTE]
1. I would recommend carrying around gallons and gallons of insecticide, injecting it liberally up your ass every four hours, which will more or less kill your intestinal tract and undoubtedly make you even grumpier, but that bug is doing far more damage as it is than the insecticide.
2. Do your balls feel like a pair of maracas? You probably got it from the toilet seat, when it jumped up and grabbed yer meat.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Louvre wrote: [/QUOTENAME]How many licks does it really take to get to the center of the tootsie pop?[/QUOTE]
I asked Mister Owl, but he bit my nose, so if anyone wants any delicious spotted owl soup for dinner, let me know. I've been reliably informed that it takes seven licks to get to the center, though my informant is a man with a freakishly large tongue.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Alex Solan wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Is Donald Duck gay?[/QUOTE]
Yes. I thought it was painfully obvious.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]SONIA DORIS<br><font size=1>The Cranky wrote: [/QUOTENAME]1. (on Alex's note) Is Bugs Bunny a drag queen?
2. Why is abbreviation such a long word?
3. Why do I have to make my bed in the morning, if I go to sleep again at night?
thank you.
me. xxx. I. myself[/QUOTE]
1. Yes, but he has no homosexual tendencies because he's not a transvestite.
2. Because even "abbreviation" needs an abbreviation, which, I believe, is "abbr."
3. You suffer from a rare case of OCD, which is called "sheetus pleatus", translating roughly to "the need for pleated sheets". There is no cure, so it would be best to learn to live with it.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>EmpressOfTheUniverse wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Why do you bore me?[/QUOTE]
You seem like a generally bored person as it is, so there's no way anything else could really excite you. The real reason, of course, is that I'm just funnier than you.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]The Millionaire Waltz wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Is Stewie from Family Guy actually gay?[/QUOTE]
Yes. There's really nothing else to say to that, but yes, he is gay.
Goofy was a cry of defiance from Animal Liberation programs worldwide, showing that even dogs possess the ability to wear clothes, talk, and drive cars. It was a fairly painful and long experiment with Goofy, which is why he looks so old and talks so slowly, but he once said in an interview that he wouldn't trade it for the world. When asked about his take on it all, Pluto shrugged and licked his butt.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]LadyMercury wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Why did they make a Godfather III? It kind of sucks.
And why are beluga whales so ugly? Can I punch one?[/QUOTE]
1. At least it's not The Freshman.
2. Beluga whales are so ugly because they were beaten with the ugly stick a few too many times. Blame it on the whale hunters who insist on carrying those sticks with them wherever they go.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Zebonka12 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]How can I kill the bug up my arse and make myself a better person?
Why does it hurt when I pee?[/QUOTE]
1. I would recommend carrying around gallons and gallons of insecticide, injecting it liberally up your ass every four hours, which will more or less kill your intestinal tract and undoubtedly make you even grumpier, but that bug is doing far more damage as it is than the insecticide.
2. Do your balls feel like a pair of maracas? You probably got it from the toilet seat, when it jumped up and grabbed yer meat.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Louvre wrote: [/QUOTENAME]How many licks does it really take to get to the center of the tootsie pop?[/QUOTE]
I asked Mister Owl, but he bit my nose, so if anyone wants any delicious spotted owl soup for dinner, let me know. I've been reliably informed that it takes seven licks to get to the center, though my informant is a man with a freakishly large tongue.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Alex Solan wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Is Donald Duck gay?[/QUOTE]
Yes. I thought it was painfully obvious.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]SONIA DORIS<br><font size=1>The Cranky wrote: [/QUOTENAME]1. (on Alex's note) Is Bugs Bunny a drag queen?
2. Why is abbreviation such a long word?
3. Why do I have to make my bed in the morning, if I go to sleep again at night?
thank you.
me. xxx. I. myself[/QUOTE]
1. Yes, but he has no homosexual tendencies because he's not a transvestite.
2. Because even "abbreviation" needs an abbreviation, which, I believe, is "abbr."
3. You suffer from a rare case of OCD, which is called "sheetus pleatus", translating roughly to "the need for pleated sheets". There is no cure, so it would be best to learn to live with it.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>EmpressOfTheUniverse wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Why do you bore me?[/QUOTE]
You seem like a generally bored person as it is, so there's no way anything else could really excite you. The real reason, of course, is that I'm just funnier than you.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]The Millionaire Waltz wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Is Stewie from Family Guy actually gay?[/QUOTE]
Yes. There's really nothing else to say to that, but yes, he is gay.
will i be king
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Alex Solan wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Why Fraser does use underscores at the beggining and at the end of "nevermore"?[/QUOTE]
i luved the way it looked. i have now change it cause i think this looks better **Nevermore** xD
i luved the way it looked. i have now change it cause i think this looks better **Nevermore** xD
Does Santa exist? My uncle really looks like him, with the beard and all, you know... So I'm not really sure.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]the_hero wrote: [/QUOTENAME]What are the satanic lyrics of Stairway to Heaven backwards, and what do they mean?
Is jesus still alive as the story goes around in this world?[/QUOTE]
1. The satanic lyrics of 'Stairway To Heaven' are as follows:
"Ride with the devil, ride ride ride
Die with no dignity, die die die
You will all be my slaves for eternity
And I will dance in a pit of fiery embers"
2. Jesus currently works in a Wawa somewhere in Arlen, Texas, but reports are unconfirmed that it's actually someone named Jesus Martinez.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]**Nevermore** wrote: [/QUOTENAME]will i be king[/QUOTE]
Quite possibly, but it will only be of a lonely cul-de-sac in an unspecified town.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Alex Solan wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Why Fraser does use underscores at the beggining and at the end of "nevermore"?[/QUOTE]
Because Nevermore is the king of the cul-de-sac, and he can do whatever he wants.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color=teal>Sasha wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Are you sorry you started this thread yet?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]The Millionaire Waltz wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Does Santa exist? My uncle really looks like him, with the beard and all, you know... So I'm not really sure.[/QUOTE]
Your uncle is not Santa Claus, because your uncle doesn't really exist. Sorry, but someone had to tell you.
Is jesus still alive as the story goes around in this world?[/QUOTE]
1. The satanic lyrics of 'Stairway To Heaven' are as follows:
"Ride with the devil, ride ride ride
Die with no dignity, die die die
You will all be my slaves for eternity
And I will dance in a pit of fiery embers"
2. Jesus currently works in a Wawa somewhere in Arlen, Texas, but reports are unconfirmed that it's actually someone named Jesus Martinez.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]**Nevermore** wrote: [/QUOTENAME]will i be king[/QUOTE]
Quite possibly, but it will only be of a lonely cul-de-sac in an unspecified town.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Alex Solan wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Why Fraser does use underscores at the beggining and at the end of "nevermore"?[/QUOTE]
Because Nevermore is the king of the cul-de-sac, and he can do whatever he wants.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color=teal>Sasha wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Are you sorry you started this thread yet?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]The Millionaire Waltz wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Does Santa exist? My uncle really looks like him, with the beard and all, you know... So I'm not really sure.[/QUOTE]
Your uncle is not Santa Claus, because your uncle doesn't really exist. Sorry, but someone had to tell you.
I knew it! ^
okay weild??
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]queenkateg4 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]okay weild??[/QUOTE]
Huh?
Huh?
weild ? no such word
have i ever been influenced by others?
What's love got to do with it? What's love,but a second hand emotion?
Have I ever been to the Hitman school?
Will the wonders ever cease?
Will my wish come true after I sent a chain E-mail?
Will my wish come true after I sent a chain E-mail?