I'm sorry your step-mommy dumped your daddy Paul McCartney Junior...my heart goes out to you... :(
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Now that gay marriage is being put into law, perhaps Macca should try to marry Michael Jackson.
I know he'd do anything to get the Beatles catalog back.
I know he'd do anything to get the Beatles catalog back.
I don't recall there being such a media circus when she divorced her leg.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brian_Mays_Wig wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Well, he was warned. She'll only get between 75M - 200M pay off.
Silly Boy.[/QUOTE]
He'll be alright - he's suing for custody of half a leg.
Community property...
Silly Boy.[/QUOTE]
He'll be alright - he's suing for custody of half a leg.
Community property...
well seeing as the jokes are flooding in about Heather Mills heres another one -
A South African gold miner loses his leg in a mining accident and is sat in hospital talking to his mate.
"Well that's me f*cked, who on earth's going to want a one legged gold digger?"
His mate replies "Well, you could try Paul McCartney
A South African gold miner loses his leg in a mining accident and is sat in hospital talking to his mate.
"Well that's me f*cked, who on earth's going to want a one legged gold digger?"
His mate replies "Well, you could try Paul McCartney
Beautiful!
I don't know why she needs THAT much money. She can save 50% on shoes.
I don't know why she needs THAT much money. She can save 50% on shoes.
So what.He got money.He finds a young woman again.How old is he again?? 65? oh lord hope i get old and rich..LOL..
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Now that gay marriage is being put into law, perhaps Macca should try to marry Michael Jackson.
I know he'd do anything to get the Beatles catalog back.[/QUOTE]
You are soooo silly...that would be weird!!!!
I know he'd do anything to get the Beatles catalog back.[/QUOTE]
You are soooo silly...that would be weird!!!!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr Mercury wrote: [/QUOTENAME]well seeing as the jokes are flooding in about Heather Mills heres another one -
A South African gold miner loses his leg in a mining accident and is sat in hospital talking to his mate.
"Well that's me f*cked, who on earth's going to want a one legged gold digger?"
His mate replies "Well, you could try Paul McCartney[/QUOTE]
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiilarious!!!!!
A South African gold miner loses his leg in a mining accident and is sat in hospital talking to his mate.
"Well that's me f*cked, who on earth's going to want a one legged gold digger?"
His mate replies "Well, you could try Paul McCartney[/QUOTE]
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiilarious!!!!!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]scallyuk wrote: [/QUOTENAME]News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife Heather Mills- McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over the split "He has been my crutch for so long!!"
She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm stumped" She's reported to be making frantic efforts to keep the split
as civil as possible. "She's 'Running around in circles", according to a close
friend, "she will need all the support she can get its not like its easy to walk out on a relationship like this" It is not known whether a
pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the marriage.
Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world amassing a colossal wealth due to his participation with The Beatles and subsequent musical collaborations, if an agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to stand on. Rumours abound over the split have suggested that infidelity may have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get her leg over". Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said "he would get home at night and find her legless" Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that Paul hadgot her for the wedding, she heard he was getting her a plane. It all became clear when she opened her first present, it was not the type of plane she
was expecting. From then on she was able to shave both her legs!
[/QUOTE]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! "He has been my crutch for so long"...yeh, literally!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr Mercury wrote: [/QUOTENAME]well seeing as the jokes are flooding in about Heather Mills heres another one -
A South African gold miner loses his leg in a mining accident and is sat in hospital talking to his mate.
"Well that's me f*cked, who on earth's going to want a one legged gold digger?"
His mate replies "Well, you could try Paul McCartney[/QUOTE]
OMG!! ROFLMAO!!! HAHAHA!! Damn, I wish I had this creative genius.
Dammit! I wish Linda were still around! They were so adorable together!
She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm stumped" She's reported to be making frantic efforts to keep the split
as civil as possible. "She's 'Running around in circles", according to a close
friend, "she will need all the support she can get its not like its easy to walk out on a relationship like this" It is not known whether a
pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the marriage.
Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world amassing a colossal wealth due to his participation with The Beatles and subsequent musical collaborations, if an agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to stand on. Rumours abound over the split have suggested that infidelity may have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get her leg over". Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said "he would get home at night and find her legless" Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that Paul hadgot her for the wedding, she heard he was getting her a plane. It all became clear when she opened her first present, it was not the type of plane she
was expecting. From then on she was able to shave both her legs!
[/QUOTE]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! "He has been my crutch for so long"...yeh, literally!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr Mercury wrote: [/QUOTENAME]well seeing as the jokes are flooding in about Heather Mills heres another one -
A South African gold miner loses his leg in a mining accident and is sat in hospital talking to his mate.
"Well that's me f*cked, who on earth's going to want a one legged gold digger?"
His mate replies "Well, you could try Paul McCartney[/QUOTE]
OMG!! ROFLMAO!!! HAHAHA!! Damn, I wish I had this creative genius.
Dammit! I wish Linda were still around! They were so adorable together!
she was pushing for the full £200m, but his lawyer has told her she doesn't have a leg to stand on!
My art teacher and I were talking about this. It's really sad when you think about his song "When I'm 64." I really feel bad for the guy. He's been through so much already and now this? *Big hug to Paul*
needs a lyric re-write to bring it up to date:
When I get older losing my mind any day right now
Will you still take every penny of mine?
You're just bleating, or is it a whine?
If I got problems taking a pee and it's all on the floor
Will you still need me, will you still bleed me, now I'm sixty-four?
When I get older losing my mind any day right now
Will you still take every penny of mine?
You're just bleating, or is it a whine?
If I got problems taking a pee and it's all on the floor
Will you still need me, will you still bleed me, now I'm sixty-four?
Lol classic Brenski!!
Ahh! Poor Paul! My god, if she didnt like being in a shadow of somebody, she shouldnt have married PAUL MCCARTNEY!!