I know precisely what Paul said when Heather broke up with him.
"Don't you know WHO I AM??? I'm Paul McCartney. I WAS IN WINGS."
(Storms out to his panic room)
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He pulled me aside and said, "Son, now I know you think the major was a lady and that making love is wrong but, just do it in the back seat of your car."
Then I said, "But father, I have a moped...and you found heather's acid stash, didnt you?"
Then I said, "But father, I have a moped...and you found heather's acid stash, didnt you?"
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]WhatMustHeThink wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<B>Jellybean Queen<h6>sweetbodykisses<B> wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Paul McCartney Junior wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<B>Jellybean Queen<h6>sweetbodykisses<B> wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Paul McCartney Junior wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<B>Jellybean Queen<h6>sweetbodykisses<B> wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Paul McCartney Junior wrote: [/QUOTENAME]And Heather was a bitch of a stepmom too[/QUOTE]
Sorry...I know Heather was such a bitch to you, I'm happy its over for you now...I know she liked to feed you gruel, and chase you around with that wooden leg of hers....lol[/QUOTE]
She would eat all the skittles. Then she would fart and blame it on the dog[/QUOTE]
What a shame!!!
People who blame their farts on other people are horrible human beings!!!! And not to mention people who eat other peoples skittles, especially the sour ones...sad
Poor dog :( taking the blame for that petty farting golddigger...sad
Where was Paul Sr. when all of this was going on...[/QUOTE]
Busy being mad at Yoko[/QUOTE]
Ahhhh, come on, whats it been like 30 years???
No disrespect, but tell your daddy that he needs to get that Beatles catalog back from Micheal Jackson...and leave Yoko alone, just pay for her to get some singing lessons...lol[/QUOTE]
ROFLMAO!!! You two are hilarious. Poor Paulie Jr.!!! Stupid bitch heather :P[/QUOTE]
Ahhhhh, thanks...I know...poor Paulie Jr...lol
Sorry...I know Heather was such a bitch to you, I'm happy its over for you now...I know she liked to feed you gruel, and chase you around with that wooden leg of hers....lol[/QUOTE]
She would eat all the skittles. Then she would fart and blame it on the dog[/QUOTE]
What a shame!!!
People who blame their farts on other people are horrible human beings!!!! And not to mention people who eat other peoples skittles, especially the sour ones...sad
Poor dog :( taking the blame for that petty farting golddigger...sad
Where was Paul Sr. when all of this was going on...[/QUOTE]
Busy being mad at Yoko[/QUOTE]
Ahhhh, come on, whats it been like 30 years???
No disrespect, but tell your daddy that he needs to get that Beatles catalog back from Micheal Jackson...and leave Yoko alone, just pay for her to get some singing lessons...lol[/QUOTE]
ROFLMAO!!! You two are hilarious. Poor Paulie Jr.!!! Stupid bitch heather :P[/QUOTE]
Ahhhhh, thanks...I know...poor Paulie Jr...lol
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Zebonka12 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I know precisely what Paul said when Heather broke up with him.
"Don't you know WHO I AM??? I'm Paul McCartney. I WAS IN WINGS."
(Storms out to his panic room)[/QUOTE]
Giggling...lol
I'm Paul McCartney bitch...King Kong aint got nothing on me!!!!
"Don't you know WHO I AM??? I'm Paul McCartney. I WAS IN WINGS."
(Storms out to his panic room)[/QUOTE]
Giggling...lol
I'm Paul McCartney bitch...King Kong aint got nothing on me!!!!
Then he broke one of her 3 legs. Fortunatly for her, it was the spare
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Paul McCartney Junior wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Then he broke one of her 3 legs. Fortunatly for her, it was the spare[/QUOTE]
LOL
LOL
Can you imagine her trying to get on a horse without her prosthetic leg? Hahaha.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]WhatMustHeThink wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]DreaminQueen wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]WhatMustHeThink wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Ahh! Poor Paul! My god, if she didnt like being in a shadow of somebody, she shouldnt have married PAUL MCCARTNEY!![/QUOTE]
EXACTLY!!! :-P Silly goose... [/QUOTE]
Rofl, I havnt heard that expression since I was about 4 years old! :D[/QUOTE]
haha me neither... i duno what possessed me to say it... see, this breakup has gotten me all in a tizzy for poor Paul Jr. That i duno what i was doing!
:D
Im sorry you have to be a witness to all this Jr... My heart goes out to you...
And your poor dog! They are truly smart creatures, and believe me, when they fart, the excuse themselves... that wasnt right of heather to do that to him... she should be paying HIM the money shes asking for!
EXACTLY!!! :-P Silly goose... [/QUOTE]
Rofl, I havnt heard that expression since I was about 4 years old! :D[/QUOTE]
haha me neither... i duno what possessed me to say it... see, this breakup has gotten me all in a tizzy for poor Paul Jr. That i duno what i was doing!
:D
Im sorry you have to be a witness to all this Jr... My heart goes out to you...
And your poor dog! They are truly smart creatures, and believe me, when they fart, the excuse themselves... that wasnt right of heather to do that to him... she should be paying HIM the money shes asking for!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]DreaminQueen wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]WhatMustHeThink wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]DreaminQueen wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]WhatMustHeThink wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Ahh! Poor Paul! My god, if she didnt like being in a shadow of somebody, she shouldnt have married PAUL MCCARTNEY!![/QUOTE]
EXACTLY!!! :-P Silly goose... [/QUOTE]
Rofl, I havnt heard that expression since I was about 4 years old! :D[/QUOTE]
haha me neither... i duno what possessed me to say it... see, this breakup has gotten me all in a tizzy for poor Paul Jr. That i duno what i was doing!
:D
Im sorry you have to be a witness to all this Jr... My heart goes out to you...
And your poor dog! They are truly smart creatures, and believe me, when they fart, the excuse themselves... that wasnt right of heather to do that to him... she should be paying HIM the money shes asking for! [/QUOTE]
The dog's demands are 2 prime ribs and a lifetime supply of milkbones.
She has 2 weeks to meet the demand
EXACTLY!!! :-P Silly goose... [/QUOTE]
Rofl, I havnt heard that expression since I was about 4 years old! :D[/QUOTE]
haha me neither... i duno what possessed me to say it... see, this breakup has gotten me all in a tizzy for poor Paul Jr. That i duno what i was doing!
:D
Im sorry you have to be a witness to all this Jr... My heart goes out to you...
And your poor dog! They are truly smart creatures, and believe me, when they fart, the excuse themselves... that wasnt right of heather to do that to him... she should be paying HIM the money shes asking for! [/QUOTE]
The dog's demands are 2 prime ribs and a lifetime supply of milkbones.
She has 2 weeks to meet the demand
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]DreaminQueen wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]WhatMustHeThink wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]DreaminQueen wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]WhatMustHeThink wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Ahh! Poor Paul! My god, if she didnt like being in a shadow of somebody, she shouldnt have married PAUL MCCARTNEY!![/QUOTE]
EXACTLY!!! :-P Silly goose... [/QUOTE]
Rofl, I havnt heard that expression since I was about 4 years old! :D[/QUOTE]
haha me neither... i duno what possessed me to say it... see, this breakup has gotten me all in a tizzy for poor Paul Jr. That i duno what i was doing!
:D
Im sorry you have to be a witness to all this Jr... My heart goes out to you...
And your poor dog! They are truly smart creatures, and believe me, when they fart, the excuse themselves... that wasnt right of heather to do that to him... she should be paying HIM the money shes asking for! [/QUOTE]
LOL Dreamin Queen
EXACTLY!!! :-P Silly goose... [/QUOTE]
Rofl, I havnt heard that expression since I was about 4 years old! :D[/QUOTE]
haha me neither... i duno what possessed me to say it... see, this breakup has gotten me all in a tizzy for poor Paul Jr. That i duno what i was doing!
:D
Im sorry you have to be a witness to all this Jr... My heart goes out to you...
And your poor dog! They are truly smart creatures, and believe me, when they fart, the excuse themselves... that wasnt right of heather to do that to him... she should be paying HIM the money shes asking for! [/QUOTE]
LOL Dreamin Queen
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Paul McCartney Junior wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]DreaminQueen wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]WhatMustHeThink wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]DreaminQueen wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]WhatMustHeThink wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Ahh! Poor Paul! My god, if she didnt like being in a shadow of somebody, she shouldnt have married PAUL MCCARTNEY!![/QUOTE]
EXACTLY!!! :-P Silly goose... [/QUOTE]
Rofl, I havnt heard that expression since I was about 4 years old! :D[/QUOTE]
haha me neither... i duno what possessed me to say it... see, this breakup has gotten me all in a tizzy for poor Paul Jr. That i duno what i was doing!
:D
Im sorry you have to be a witness to all this Jr... My heart goes out to you...
And your poor dog! They are truly smart creatures, and believe me, when they fart, the excuse themselves... that wasnt right of heather to do that to him... she should be paying HIM the money shes asking for! [/QUOTE]
The dog's demands are 2 prime ribs and a lifetime supply of milkbones.
She has 2 weeks to meet the demand[/QUOTE]
Throw in a life supply of Kibbles n' bits while your at it...lol
EXACTLY!!! :-P Silly goose... [/QUOTE]
Rofl, I havnt heard that expression since I was about 4 years old! :D[/QUOTE]
haha me neither... i duno what possessed me to say it... see, this breakup has gotten me all in a tizzy for poor Paul Jr. That i duno what i was doing!
:D
Im sorry you have to be a witness to all this Jr... My heart goes out to you...
And your poor dog! They are truly smart creatures, and believe me, when they fart, the excuse themselves... that wasnt right of heather to do that to him... she should be paying HIM the money shes asking for! [/QUOTE]
The dog's demands are 2 prime ribs and a lifetime supply of milkbones.
She has 2 weeks to meet the demand[/QUOTE]
Throw in a life supply of Kibbles n' bits while your at it...lol
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<B>Jellybean Queen<h6>sweetbodykisses<B> wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Paul McCartney Junior wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]DreaminQueen wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]WhatMustHeThink wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]DreaminQueen wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]WhatMustHeThink wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Ahh! Poor Paul! My god, if she didnt like being in a shadow of somebody, she shouldnt have married PAUL MCCARTNEY!![/QUOTE]
EXACTLY!!! :-P Silly goose... [/QUOTE]
Rofl, I havnt heard that expression since I was about 4 years old! :D[/QUOTE]
haha me neither... i duno what possessed me to say it... see, this breakup has gotten me all in a tizzy for poor Paul Jr. That i duno what i was doing!
:D
Im sorry you have to be a witness to all this Jr... My heart goes out to you...
And your poor dog! They are truly smart creatures, and believe me, when they fart, the excuse themselves... that wasnt right of heather to do that to him... she should be paying HIM the money shes asking for! [/QUOTE]
The dog's demands are 2 prime ribs and a lifetime supply of milkbones.
She has 2 weeks to meet the demand[/QUOTE]
Throw in a life supply of Kibbles n' bits while your at it...lol[/QUOTE]
Come now, just because Heather looks like the dog, doesnt mean the dog is a gold digger too
EXACTLY!!! :-P Silly goose... [/QUOTE]
Rofl, I havnt heard that expression since I was about 4 years old! :D[/QUOTE]
haha me neither... i duno what possessed me to say it... see, this breakup has gotten me all in a tizzy for poor Paul Jr. That i duno what i was doing!
:D
Im sorry you have to be a witness to all this Jr... My heart goes out to you...
And your poor dog! They are truly smart creatures, and believe me, when they fart, the excuse themselves... that wasnt right of heather to do that to him... she should be paying HIM the money shes asking for! [/QUOTE]
The dog's demands are 2 prime ribs and a lifetime supply of milkbones.
She has 2 weeks to meet the demand[/QUOTE]
Throw in a life supply of Kibbles n' bits while your at it...lol[/QUOTE]
Come now, just because Heather looks like the dog, doesnt mean the dog is a gold digger too
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Paul McCartney Junior wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<B>Jellybean Queen<h6>sweetbodykisses<B> wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Paul McCartney Junior wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]DreaminQueen wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]WhatMustHeThink wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]DreaminQueen wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]WhatMustHeThink wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Ahh! Poor Paul! My god, if she didnt like being in a shadow of somebody, she shouldnt have married PAUL MCCARTNEY!![/QUOTE]
EXACTLY!!! :-P Silly goose... [/QUOTE]
Rofl, I havnt heard that expression since I was about 4 years old! :D[/QUOTE]
haha me neither... i duno what possessed me to say it... see, this breakup has gotten me all in a tizzy for poor Paul Jr. That i duno what i was doing!
:D
Im sorry you have to be a witness to all this Jr... My heart goes out to you...
And your poor dog! They are truly smart creatures, and believe me, when they fart, the excuse themselves... that wasnt right of heather to do that to him... she should be paying HIM the money shes asking for! [/QUOTE]
The dog's demands are 2 prime ribs and a lifetime supply of milkbones.
She has 2 weeks to meet the demand[/QUOTE]
Throw in a life supply of Kibbles n' bits while your at it...lol[/QUOTE]
Come now, just because Heather looks like the dog, doesnt mean the dog is a gold digger too[/QUOTE]
LOL!!!!!
EXACTLY!!! :-P Silly goose... [/QUOTE]
Rofl, I havnt heard that expression since I was about 4 years old! :D[/QUOTE]
haha me neither... i duno what possessed me to say it... see, this breakup has gotten me all in a tizzy for poor Paul Jr. That i duno what i was doing!
:D
Im sorry you have to be a witness to all this Jr... My heart goes out to you...
And your poor dog! They are truly smart creatures, and believe me, when they fart, the excuse themselves... that wasnt right of heather to do that to him... she should be paying HIM the money shes asking for! [/QUOTE]
The dog's demands are 2 prime ribs and a lifetime supply of milkbones.
She has 2 weeks to meet the demand[/QUOTE]
Throw in a life supply of Kibbles n' bits while your at it...lol[/QUOTE]
Come now, just because Heather looks like the dog, doesnt mean the dog is a gold digger too[/QUOTE]
LOL!!!!!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<B>Jellybean Queen<h6>sweetbodykisses<B> wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Paul McCartney Junior wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<B>Jellybean Queen<h6>sweetbodykisses<B> wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Paul McCartney Junior wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]DreaminQueen wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]WhatMustHeThink wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]DreaminQueen wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]WhatMustHeThink wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Ahh! Poor Paul! My god, if she didnt like being in a shadow of somebody, she shouldnt have married PAUL MCCARTNEY!![/QUOTE]
EXACTLY!!! :-P Silly goose... [/QUOTE]
Rofl, I havnt heard that expression since I was about 4 years old! :D[/QUOTE]
haha me neither... i duno what possessed me to say it... see, this breakup has gotten me all in a tizzy for poor Paul Jr. That i duno what i was doing!
:D
Im sorry you have to be a witness to all this Jr... My heart goes out to you...
And your poor dog! They are truly smart creatures, and believe me, when they fart, the excuse themselves... that wasnt right of heather to do that to him... she should be paying HIM the money shes asking for! [/QUOTE]
The dog's demands are 2 prime ribs and a lifetime supply of milkbones.
She has 2 weeks to meet the demand[/QUOTE]
Throw in a life supply of Kibbles n' bits while your at it...lol[/QUOTE]
Come now, just because Heather looks like the dog, doesnt mean the dog is a gold digger too[/QUOTE]
LOL!!!!![/QUOTE]
LMAO!
Well he should ask for what he rightly deserves...
JellyBeanQueen-- we seriously have the same sense of humor! lol i love ya!
And Paul Jr. How are you coping my dear??
EXACTLY!!! :-P Silly goose... [/QUOTE]
Rofl, I havnt heard that expression since I was about 4 years old! :D[/QUOTE]
haha me neither... i duno what possessed me to say it... see, this breakup has gotten me all in a tizzy for poor Paul Jr. That i duno what i was doing!
:D
Im sorry you have to be a witness to all this Jr... My heart goes out to you...
And your poor dog! They are truly smart creatures, and believe me, when they fart, the excuse themselves... that wasnt right of heather to do that to him... she should be paying HIM the money shes asking for! [/QUOTE]
The dog's demands are 2 prime ribs and a lifetime supply of milkbones.
She has 2 weeks to meet the demand[/QUOTE]
Throw in a life supply of Kibbles n' bits while your at it...lol[/QUOTE]
Come now, just because Heather looks like the dog, doesnt mean the dog is a gold digger too[/QUOTE]
LOL!!!!![/QUOTE]
LMAO!
Well he should ask for what he rightly deserves...
JellyBeanQueen-- we seriously have the same sense of humor! lol i love ya!
And Paul Jr. How are you coping my dear??
Coping? What is there to cope with? The loss of a leg? It was only fake darling!