Oh you should see the ads for his tour... fuck. He's in black and white, in a dark room, you can only see his face and he's looking deadly serious but with this shit-eating, self satisfied smug look on his face that basically says:

"Yes, I've had a pipecleaner through my vocal cords and I'm better at picking flowers than I am at picking notes, but I've made millions from it and there's nothing you can do about it".

Apart from, of course, stay the hell away from Subiaco Oval during his show. I'll be listening to loud Queen on the night.