I need $2000

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Zebonka12 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I walked into the local music shop today and played a Red Special for the first time.

I need suggestions on how to get $2000 before some other fuck buys the thing. "Get a job" is a legitimate answer, don't worry, I'm already trying to find one.

But yeah, give me other answers like 'ransom rich people' or 'sell your virginity on eBay'. But seriously, help me figure this shit out before someone buys the thing...
I played it in the shop and it was *beautiful*.[/QUOTE]

Seriously, if you want it, ask if you can put a deposit on it, so no one else can buy it, and then pay them when you can! Worked for me! Check how much they want for a deposit first, then work on getting the deposit in!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]InnuendoMay wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Zebonka12 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I walked into the local music shop today and played a Red Special for the first time.

I need suggestions on how to get $2000 before some other fuck buys the thing. "Get a job" is a legitimate answer, don't worry, I'm already trying to find one.

But yeah, give me other answers like 'ransom rich people' or 'sell your virginity on eBay'. But seriously, help me figure this shit out before someone buys the thing...
I played it in the shop and it was *beautiful*.[/QUOTE]

Seriously, if you want it, ask if you can put a deposit on it, so no one else can buy it, and then pay them when you can! Worked for me! Check how much they want for a deposit first, then work on getting the deposit in! [/QUOTE]

That's a good idea!!!! :-)

You need 2000 dollars, dont we fucking all! :D Hope you can get your guitar.

rob a bank,rob goods from a warehouse and sell them off a back of a truck lol xD

Comandeer one of those armoured truck things.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]White Queen the second wrote: [/QUOTENAME]rob a bank,rob goods from a warehouse and sell them off a back of a truck lol xD[/QUOTE]

I love the sound of that! :P

Envent something clever mwahahahaha...perhaps some sort of death clock...lol ummm you probably wont get that unless you watch futurama. Anyways can you put it on lay by or sumin...

Death clocks! Yes!

These are good ideas, keep 'em coming

HAH guess who's got a Red Special???

WORTH EVERY FUCKING CENT - today was the best damn fun I've had on a guitar in YEEEARS...

FUCK YEAH!

WOOT well done!!!!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Zebonka12 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I walked into the local music shop today and played a Red Special for the first time.

I need suggestions on how to get $2000 before some other fuck buys the thing. "Get a job" is a legitimate answer, don't worry, I'm already trying to find one.

But yeah, give me other answers like 'ransom rich people' or 'sell your virginity on eBay'. But seriously, help me figure this shit out before someone buys the thing...
I played it in the shop and it was *beautiful*.[/QUOTE]

The corny ones:
- Prostitution
- Forgery

But you could:
- Come up with a useless product and market it well
- Have someone invest in you ("Hey, I'm gonna be a great musician, and if you pay for my guitar, you get a percentage!!!")
- Take a loan
- Drop down on your knees and ask your boss for a $2000 advance on your next pay-rise
- Sell QOW, Alex, MatiasMay or someone like that on eBay. I'm sure someone'll pay for them/their vital organs.

Well I've got the Red Special but these are all fine ideas to get my money back :D

HOLLY SHIT WOW!!!!!!!!!!

AWESOME DUDE! :D

I could spare you 12 cents and a button.

EDIT: Oh, wait, you don't need it now. Damn. I should read the whole thread before posting.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Sir Nathan wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Comandeer one of those armoured truck things.[/QUOTE]

They're quite easy to get these days!!! Lol!