The boys had finished making their new album and decided to celebrate by going to an amusement park... much against John's wishes, as he is absolutely, positively terrified of roller coasters. When they get to the park, Roger spots the biggest, fastest roller coaster he had ever laid eyes on: "Mega Death." "Guys, let's ride this one first!" Roger exclaimed. "No, I don't want to ride any roller coasters," John whined. "But you have to come with us, or you'll get kidnapped John!" Freddie told him. Since John thought his chances of dying were much greater with a stranger, he decided to get on the roller coaster. He fastened the seat belt so tight it made him uncomfortable and clutched the bar so tightly it made his knuckles white. Then, the roller coaster climbed slowly up the incline. "Wheeeee! The physics of this roller coaster tickle my fancy!" Brian exclaimed. John thought he was going to die. Freddie let out screams of joy, and Roger was looking down every girl's shirt that was within visibility. Then, the roller coaster reached the top and...
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at top speed left the track and plummeted 120feet to the ground killing everyone aboard.
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Apologies....couldn't resist :o)
^ Tsc, tsc! :P
Lol!!
It sped down the track at 120 mph. Roger threw his hands up in the air. "Whoo hoo!!!" "ROGER STOP THAT YOU'LL DIE IF YOU DON'T HOLD ONTO THE BAR!!!!!" John yelled through tears. But Roger would not listen, and when the roller coaster made a turn, he was hurled out of the car and into...
It sped down the track at 120 mph. Roger threw his hands up in the air. "Whoo hoo!!!" "ROGER STOP THAT YOU'LL DIE IF YOU DON'T HOLD ONTO THE BAR!!!!!" John yelled through tears. But Roger would not listen, and when the roller coaster made a turn, he was hurled out of the car and into...
...the freak tent!
"Ah, zee last freek iss heah!", cried the freak leader.
"Oh, God, John was right..", whispered a startled Roger, clutching his head.
"Zee show ees about to staht!", cried the freak leader once more. "Order!!"
"Please, please be quiet", murmured Roger. "My head really hurts, and I don't feel well!"
"Nonsense, yee freek!"
And with that, the curtains lifted, and the freak show began. With Roger lying, twitching on the floor. :P
"Ah, zee last freek iss heah!", cried the freak leader.
"Oh, God, John was right..", whispered a startled Roger, clutching his head.
"Zee show ees about to staht!", cried the freak leader once more. "Order!!"
"Please, please be quiet", murmured Roger. "My head really hurts, and I don't feel well!"
"Nonsense, yee freek!"
And with that, the curtains lifted, and the freak show began. With Roger lying, twitching on the floor. :P
*Shakes head* ridiculous. ridiculous.
"Hea, ve have the newest addition to ze freak show, ze spastic man," the freak leader announced to the amazed crowd. "Az you can ze, he is having many spasm." Meanwhile, with Roger twitching terribly, John manages to find the freak tent and make his way to Roger.
"Roger, are you alright?" John asked worriedly.
"Where am I?" Roger grumbled.
"You're in a freak show..." Brian half laughed to himself. Freddie was busy waving to the crowd.
"They love me, they really love me!" He chided. The freak leader goes up to Brian, walks up a stool, and just manages to reach the gentle giants ear.
"I am zorry, but ze electrocuted man ez zupposed to be at ze end of ze show."
"Roger, are you alright?" John asked worriedly.
"Where am I?" Roger grumbled.
"You're in a freak show..." Brian half laughed to himself. Freddie was busy waving to the crowd.
"They love me, they really love me!" He chided. The freak leader goes up to Brian, walks up a stool, and just manages to reach the gentle giants ear.
"I am zorry, but ze electrocuted man ez zupposed to be at ze end of ze show."
LMAO @ "gentle giant" xD
lol, what the fuck?
^9_9'
all i can say ride the wild wind. i see roger doing that. what a dirty birdy.
Freddie looks at the man
" speek english you stupid litte man!"
he gets an evil look.
Brian starts laughing again, this time colappsing and rolling on the floor, John meanwhile tries to help Roger up from the floor but falls over tring.
"owww"...
" speek english you stupid litte man!"
he gets an evil look.
Brian starts laughing again, this time colappsing and rolling on the floor, John meanwhile tries to help Roger up from the floor but falls over tring.
"owww"...
"John, are you all right dear?" askes Freddie
"Ugh, You're going to have to help me. Roger is dead weight."
Meanwhile, Brian is doing cartwheels on the stage.
"Wahoo!!!!! Guys this is so much fun!!"
"Brian, come help us!" Yells Freddie.
Reluctantly, Brian stops the cartwheels and helps. They're finally able to get Roger out of the Freak tent and to a bench in the park.
"Roger, are you ok?" asks John.
"Yeah, can we go on that Roller Coaster again. That was fun!!"
"No, I want to go on the Merry-Go-Round" Whines John
"Alright, my dears. Calm down. I'll go on the Roller coaster with Roger. Brian, you go on the Merry-Go-Round with John. And then we'll all be happy." Instructs Freddie.....
Ok guys, I'm running out of ideas. You're going to have to help me and keep this thread going!! ;)
"Ugh, You're going to have to help me. Roger is dead weight."
Meanwhile, Brian is doing cartwheels on the stage.
"Wahoo!!!!! Guys this is so much fun!!"
"Brian, come help us!" Yells Freddie.
Reluctantly, Brian stops the cartwheels and helps. They're finally able to get Roger out of the Freak tent and to a bench in the park.
"Roger, are you ok?" asks John.
"Yeah, can we go on that Roller Coaster again. That was fun!!"
"No, I want to go on the Merry-Go-Round" Whines John
"Alright, my dears. Calm down. I'll go on the Roller coaster with Roger. Brian, you go on the Merry-Go-Round with John. And then we'll all be happy." Instructs Freddie.....
Ok guys, I'm running out of ideas. You're going to have to help me and keep this thread going!! ;)
"Merry-Go-Round! Merry-Go-Round!" shouted Brian. He ran off in the direction of the ride squealing, "I wanna ride the bluuuuuuue one!!!!!!!" John ran after him, but tripped over his own feet and skinned his knees. While he was down, people were walking all around him and he lost sight of Brian, who was too excited about his blue pony to even notice John was missing. John was lost...