then...john screamed "mommy, mommy!!!!!" and began to cry. when brian heard the bloody racket he ran over to helpless john. everyone was staring because they thought that brian was a transfestite that had a kid. and then...roger turned around and said "i do not know those people" and ran away. freddie was getting one of those fancy lolipops from a vendor.
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"Come on John, lets go and get you an ice cream." Said Brian calmly to John, helping him up.
Together Brian and John lined up for the ice creams. As they neared the front of the line, they both began to realise that this was not the line for the ice creamery, they were actually lining up for a roller coaster twice as big as Mega Death. They were just about to run out of the line when a man caught sight of Brian.
"Hey it's Electrocution Man from the freakshow!" the man laughed. "Can I get your autograph! haha"
Brian had attracted a lot of attention now, and niether of them could get out of the line. Next thing they knew, they were getting pushed onto the roller coaster carriage.
John and Brian were forced onto a seat, finding themselves sitting next to Freddie, who was licking a giant novelty lolliepop.
"Oh hello dears!" said Freddie happily. "I didn't think you liked roller coasters John?"
John felt really sick now. He regretted eating so much for breakfast. He looked over the side and saw...
Together Brian and John lined up for the ice creams. As they neared the front of the line, they both began to realise that this was not the line for the ice creamery, they were actually lining up for a roller coaster twice as big as Mega Death. They were just about to run out of the line when a man caught sight of Brian.
"Hey it's Electrocution Man from the freakshow!" the man laughed. "Can I get your autograph! haha"
Brian had attracted a lot of attention now, and niether of them could get out of the line. Next thing they knew, they were getting pushed onto the roller coaster carriage.
John and Brian were forced onto a seat, finding themselves sitting next to Freddie, who was licking a giant novelty lolliepop.
"Oh hello dears!" said Freddie happily. "I didn't think you liked roller coasters John?"
John felt really sick now. He regretted eating so much for breakfast. He looked over the side and saw...
How high up they were.
"Oh I think I'm gonna be sick." Said an ailing John
"Close your eyes John and it won't be so bad.
Oh, and say "marshmallows" if you're scared. That always helps me!" said Brian
"Here we go my dears!!!" exclaimed Freddie
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I want my Mummy!!!!" screamed John as they flew down the 200 foot jump as 130 mph.
"Oh I think I'm gonna be sick." Said an ailing John
"Close your eyes John and it won't be so bad.
Oh, and say "marshmallows" if you're scared. That always helps me!" said Brian
"Here we go my dears!!!" exclaimed Freddie
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I want my Mummy!!!!" screamed John as they flew down the 200 foot jump as 130 mph.
The rollecoaster turned into loads of spins and loops, wich made John able to puke on every single passenger on the ride.. And as if things could´nt get any worse, the ride stops dead in the middle of the highest loop on the ride.
While they were hanging with their heads down, Brian constantly had to stop Freddie trying to strangulate John.
"You puked on my most expansive and white, (and sexy...) pair of pants you IDIOT!!!"
Roger took it all very easy..
"does these pukespots on my chin look like a beard? they´re a little hairy, and I think they make me look so maskuline"....
Lol, I´ve been missing a thread like this SO badly! Thanks mainiac! xD
While they were hanging with their heads down, Brian constantly had to stop Freddie trying to strangulate John.
"You puked on my most expansive and white, (and sexy...) pair of pants you IDIOT!!!"
Roger took it all very easy..
"does these pukespots on my chin look like a beard? they´re a little hairy, and I think they make me look so maskuline"....
Lol, I´ve been missing a thread like this SO badly! Thanks mainiac! xD
"Roger, dear, My pants. MY PANTS!!!! DON"T YOU SEE THAT JOHN THREW UP ALL OVER MY FAVORITE PAIR OF PANTS!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh, Freddie I'm SO sorry. I didn't mean to. I just want to get off of this roller coaster and ride the Merry-go-round." Cried John.
Brian tried his best to comfort John, when all of a sudden the ride took off again. The puke that was all over Roger flew off, and nothing could save Freddie's beloved pants. Soon, the ride was over. John's head was swimming as they got off, so was Brian's. Roger ran to find a mirror and Freddie ran to find a water ride to wash off his pants.
"What's the matter John? Why do you look so sad?"
asked Brian
"I'm not having fun anymore. I think I've spoiled Freddie's day." Sobbed John.
"Let's go get some Ice Cream. That'll help you feel better"
"OK".........
Ok, guys what happens next? This is so fun :-)
"
"Oh, Freddie I'm SO sorry. I didn't mean to. I just want to get off of this roller coaster and ride the Merry-go-round." Cried John.
Brian tried his best to comfort John, when all of a sudden the ride took off again. The puke that was all over Roger flew off, and nothing could save Freddie's beloved pants. Soon, the ride was over. John's head was swimming as they got off, so was Brian's. Roger ran to find a mirror and Freddie ran to find a water ride to wash off his pants.
"What's the matter John? Why do you look so sad?"
asked Brian
"I'm not having fun anymore. I think I've spoiled Freddie's day." Sobbed John.
"Let's go get some Ice Cream. That'll help you feel better"
"OK".........
Ok, guys what happens next? This is so fun :-)
"
Finally, one more quick 120mph thrust over the final loop and hill and the ride was finished...
"Sorry lads... I just cant handle these things" said John.
Brian Replied "Its ok mate, But apparently saying 'Marshmellow' was not helpful except to help ya ralf..."
Freddie was still enraged about his pants, but felt terribly bad for John as he looked green at this poitn in their adventure. He was only upset that he lost his lolly during the last loop...
Roger, finally cleaned himself off, but still was musing over the idea of a mustache or beard...
"Sorry lads... I just cant handle these things" said John.
Brian Replied "Its ok mate, But apparently saying 'Marshmellow' was not helpful except to help ya ralf..."
Freddie was still enraged about his pants, but felt terribly bad for John as he looked green at this poitn in their adventure. He was only upset that he lost his lolly during the last loop...
Roger, finally cleaned himself off, but still was musing over the idea of a mustache or beard...
They starts going towards the icecream stand, when they here a loud yell behind them.. Loads actually.
"THATS THE GUY WHO PUKED!"
"I GOT IT IN MY HAIR!"
"I`VE GOT SOME IN MY MOUTH!"
"MY FAVORITE SWEATER!"
"I STINK NOW!"
"KILL HIIIIM!!!"
John turned from green to pale within few seconds. They all startet to run towards the exit, when freddie runs into a garbage can, and falls head-first to the ground. The crowd graps him, and hold his arms tight on his back, and yells to Roger, Brian, and John.
"We have your little friend! You give us the puke maschine, or we´ll.. CUT HIS HAIR OFF!"
Freddie drops his jaw.
"Oh no, please dont, I´ll do anything, please dont..e.t.c e.t.c *sob*!!!!!"
"THATS THE GUY WHO PUKED!"
"I GOT IT IN MY HAIR!"
"I`VE GOT SOME IN MY MOUTH!"
"MY FAVORITE SWEATER!"
"I STINK NOW!"
"KILL HIIIIM!!!"
John turned from green to pale within few seconds. They all startet to run towards the exit, when freddie runs into a garbage can, and falls head-first to the ground. The crowd graps him, and hold his arms tight on his back, and yells to Roger, Brian, and John.
"We have your little friend! You give us the puke maschine, or we´ll.. CUT HIS HAIR OFF!"
Freddie drops his jaw.
"Oh no, please dont, I´ll do anything, please dont..e.t.c e.t.c *sob*!!!!!"
I´m always confused... are we writing like.. "he goes to get icecream." He wants to do something"
Or.. "He went to get some icecream." "he wanted to do something"?
Or.. "He went to get some icecream." "he wanted to do something"?
"No, don't cut his hair off! Take me and cut my hair off. I was the one who puked!" screamed John without thinking.
"John, dear, you must be going mad!!" yelled Freddie.
Meanwhile, Roger and Brian where trying to come up with a plan to get Freddie and John away from the gang and escape to the other end of the park.
"Come here skinny." yelled the one from the group.
At this point, John was crying. He couldn't believe all the trouble he as well as friends had gotten into. All he wanted to do was ride the Merry-Go-Round, and get some ice cream. He hung his head as he slowly walked toward the bullies and Freddie.
"Ready Brian" Whispered Roger to Brian.
"Ready... AAAYYYEEE!!!"
Both Roger and Brian jumped out from behind the tree and tackled the bullies stained in Puke.
"Run, John and Freddie, Run!" Yelled Brian
All four were able to run away to the other side of the park where they found more fun rides....
"John, dear, you must be going mad!!" yelled Freddie.
Meanwhile, Roger and Brian where trying to come up with a plan to get Freddie and John away from the gang and escape to the other end of the park.
"Come here skinny." yelled the one from the group.
At this point, John was crying. He couldn't believe all the trouble he as well as friends had gotten into. All he wanted to do was ride the Merry-Go-Round, and get some ice cream. He hung his head as he slowly walked toward the bullies and Freddie.
"Ready Brian" Whispered Roger to Brian.
"Ready... AAAYYYEEE!!!"
Both Roger and Brian jumped out from behind the tree and tackled the bullies stained in Puke.
"Run, John and Freddie, Run!" Yelled Brian
All four were able to run away to the other side of the park where they found more fun rides....
when they say those rides their faces lit up with joy and then brian said "no, we have to get out of here!" and so they ran to the parking lot and found the hippie van they rented to get to the park, when they got close enough to see inside the van, they saw a mean looking dog with big teeth and a foaming mouth...
when they say those rides their faces lit up with joy and then brian said "no, we have to get out of here!" and so they ran to the parking lot and found the hippie van they rented to get to the park, when they got close enough to see inside the van, they saw a mean looking dog with big teeth and a foaming mouth...
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]im a fool wrote: [/QUOTENAME]when they say those rides their faces lit up with joy and then brian said "no, we have to get out of here!" and so they ran to the parking lot and found the hippie van they rented to get to the park, when they got close enough to see inside the van, they saw a mean looking dog with big teeth and a foaming mouth...[/QUOTE]
"Yiiiiipppppp!!!" Yelled Freddie as he leaped into Bri's arms...
"Cripes, howd this damn dog get in here?" said John...
"Get out of here Fido!!!! GET!" yelled Roger. "Someone got a bone we can make him fetch?! "HAMSCRAY FIDO!!!"
John was pacing outside the van trying to figure out what to do...
At the same time Brian was trying to regain his balance after Freddie turned him into a human catchers mitt...
"Yiiiiipppppp!!!" Yelled Freddie as he leaped into Bri's arms...
"Cripes, howd this damn dog get in here?" said John...
"Get out of here Fido!!!! GET!" yelled Roger. "Someone got a bone we can make him fetch?! "HAMSCRAY FIDO!!!"
John was pacing outside the van trying to figure out what to do...
At the same time Brian was trying to regain his balance after Freddie turned him into a human catchers mitt...
Soon, the dog jumped from the van.
"AHHHHHH, get him away! GET HIM AWAY!!" Screamed John as he was being chased by the Dog around the van.
"Freddie, get off of me so I can help John!" Instructed Brian.
"But, but I'm afraid!" Whined Freddie
"Get over it!" said Brian as he dropped Freddie to the ground.
Meanwhile, Roger hopped into the van and started it up. Brian was chasing John and the Dog, and Freddie, uncontrollably screaming, dove into the van and slammed the sliding door.
"Freddie, open the Damn door!" yelled John, who was terrified for his life.
Freddie opened the door and John and Brian dove in, slamming the door in mid-air. Roger stepped on the gas and they sped out of the parking lot...
"AHHHHHH, get him away! GET HIM AWAY!!" Screamed John as he was being chased by the Dog around the van.
"Freddie, get off of me so I can help John!" Instructed Brian.
"But, but I'm afraid!" Whined Freddie
"Get over it!" said Brian as he dropped Freddie to the ground.
Meanwhile, Roger hopped into the van and started it up. Brian was chasing John and the Dog, and Freddie, uncontrollably screaming, dove into the van and slammed the sliding door.
"Freddie, open the Damn door!" yelled John, who was terrified for his life.
Freddie opened the door and John and Brian dove in, slamming the door in mid-air. Roger stepped on the gas and they sped out of the parking lot...
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Bohemian MAY-niac wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Soon, the dog jumped from the van.
"AHHHHHH, get him away! GET HIM AWAY!!" Screamed John as he was being chased by the Dog around the van.
"Freddie, get off of me so I can help John!" Instructed Brian.
"But, but I'm afraid!" Whined Freddie
"Get over it!" said Brian as he dropped Freddie to the ground.
Meanwhile, Roger hopped into the van and started it up. Brian was chasing John and the Dog, and Freddie, uncontrollably screaming, dove into the van and slammed the sliding door.
"Freddie, open the Damn door!" yelled John, who was terrified for his life.
Freddie opened the door and John and Brian dove in, slamming the door in mid-air. Roger stepped on the gas and they sped out of the parking lot...[/QUOTE]
"Bye-bye, you crazy mutt!" Roger yelled from the driver's side window as he drove off, but the dog started to chase the van causing Freddie to panic even more.
"Oh, dear! Oh, dear! The dog's gonna get us!" he whined, grabbing the collar of Brian's shirt, "what do we do, Brian? FOR GOD'S SAKES, WHAT DO WE DO?!" He shreiked.
"Calm down, Freddie. We'll think of a way to keep the dog away from us," Brian soothed.
"Oh, dear! That was so terrifying! Absolutely and seriously terrifying!" panicked John.
"Don't worry, boys. We'll try to loose that nasty dog," said Roger without his eyes off the road. Freddie is still panicking even while Roger is driving in different directions, hoping that the dog will give up.
"AHHHHHH, get him away! GET HIM AWAY!!" Screamed John as he was being chased by the Dog around the van.
"Freddie, get off of me so I can help John!" Instructed Brian.
"But, but I'm afraid!" Whined Freddie
"Get over it!" said Brian as he dropped Freddie to the ground.
Meanwhile, Roger hopped into the van and started it up. Brian was chasing John and the Dog, and Freddie, uncontrollably screaming, dove into the van and slammed the sliding door.
"Freddie, open the Damn door!" yelled John, who was terrified for his life.
Freddie opened the door and John and Brian dove in, slamming the door in mid-air. Roger stepped on the gas and they sped out of the parking lot...[/QUOTE]
"Bye-bye, you crazy mutt!" Roger yelled from the driver's side window as he drove off, but the dog started to chase the van causing Freddie to panic even more.
"Oh, dear! Oh, dear! The dog's gonna get us!" he whined, grabbing the collar of Brian's shirt, "what do we do, Brian? FOR GOD'S SAKES, WHAT DO WE DO?!" He shreiked.
"Calm down, Freddie. We'll think of a way to keep the dog away from us," Brian soothed.
"Oh, dear! That was so terrifying! Absolutely and seriously terrifying!" panicked John.
"Don't worry, boys. We'll try to loose that nasty dog," said Roger without his eyes off the road. Freddie is still panicking even while Roger is driving in different directions, hoping that the dog will give up.
Roger continued to speed thru the streets surrounding the park in attempt to lose the maniac mutt.
"Oh dear, Oh dear!!" whined Freddie, as he shook uncontrollably.
"Muahahahaha!! You damn mutt, watch this!!" Exclaimed Roger in a evil tone.
Roger thru the van in reverse and chased the dog down.
"Roger, what in the hell are you doing? Are you trying to bloody kill us?!" Cried John
"No, I'm trying to save our hides!"
Brian and Freddie were hanging on in the back with their eyes closed.
"I just want to get back to the mansion and play my Red Special..." Brian kept saying to himself
Freddie could only cry and John could only pray as Roger chased the dog down...
"Oh dear, Oh dear!!" whined Freddie, as he shook uncontrollably.
"Muahahahaha!! You damn mutt, watch this!!" Exclaimed Roger in a evil tone.
Roger thru the van in reverse and chased the dog down.
"Roger, what in the hell are you doing? Are you trying to bloody kill us?!" Cried John
"No, I'm trying to save our hides!"
Brian and Freddie were hanging on in the back with their eyes closed.
"I just want to get back to the mansion and play my Red Special..." Brian kept saying to himself
Freddie could only cry and John could only pray as Roger chased the dog down...