HAHAHAHA! For a moment I thought this was serious, then I saw Fatty was the poster, ROFL! I love the one about Freddie and the unemployment office, ROFL!
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ROFL! This is really funny! I love the show deal or no deal too! Roger is so cool! I cannot believe he threw things on his tv! LOL!
"Despite shunning the limelight, John Deacon is upset that toy manufacturers have not yet made a John Deacon action figure and he plans to set up his own company and hopes to have them in the shops for Christmas."
- fantasitc. Great to see you back.
- fantasitc. Great to see you back.
roger taylor is getting fat ... lol
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]fatty wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Freddie Mercury was once arrested for claiming unemployment benefit whilst earning millions of pounds in royalties. He managed to avoid a custodial sentence by agreeing to pay back the money at £22.50 a week.
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Honey, I think you may have gotten your deceased music stars mixed up. That was the late Old Dirty Bastard, not Freddie. He got caught cause he went to pick up food stamps in a limo while being taped by MTV about 10 yrs ago. I can see how you can confuse the two. Very similar.
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Honey, I think you may have gotten your deceased music stars mixed up. That was the late Old Dirty Bastard, not Freddie. He got caught cause he went to pick up food stamps in a limo while being taped by MTV about 10 yrs ago. I can see how you can confuse the two. Very similar.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]kdj2hot wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]fatty wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Freddie Mercury was once arrested for claiming unemployment benefit whilst earning millions of pounds in royalties. He managed to avoid a custodial sentence by agreeing to pay back the money at £22.50 a week.
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Honey, I think you may have gotten your deceased music stars mixed up. That was the late Old Dirty Bastard, not Freddie. He got caught cause he went to pick up food stamps in a limo while being taped by MTV about 10 yrs ago. I can see how you can confuse the two. Very similar.[/QUOTE]
This is a joke, he knows it's not true...
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Honey, I think you may have gotten your deceased music stars mixed up. That was the late Old Dirty Bastard, not Freddie. He got caught cause he went to pick up food stamps in a limo while being taped by MTV about 10 yrs ago. I can see how you can confuse the two. Very similar.[/QUOTE]
This is a joke, he knows it's not true...
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]theCro wrote: [/QUOTENAME]roger taylor is getting fat ... lol [/QUOTE]
Yeah, thats the only true fact I think
Yeah, thats the only true fact I think
In the weeks leading up to his death, Freddie Mercury occupied himself by throwing stones at a wasp's nest in his garden.
Brian May was once thrown off a number 18 bus for speaking to the driver while the vehicle was in motion.
Roger Taylor lost his virginity to a fat gorl called Irene during a camping trip to Bognor Regis.
John Deacon was given a thesaurus for his 11th birthday and remarked to his mother that it looked fuck all like a dinosaur.
Freddie Mercury sat with his back to the taps while bathing.
Brian May sleeps in a speacial oxygen chamber which he believes will prolong his life by up to 40 years....or is that Michael Jackson I'm thinking of?
John Deacon has applied for a Saturday Job in Woolies but will have to wait until the manager gets back from his holidays before getting an interview.
Freddie Mercury kept all the reciepts from his legendary shopping trips in an envelope the size of Hyde Park.
When asked what he intended to do with the Red Special following his death, Brian May replied "Mind you're own fucking business."
When he appeared on 'Desert Island Discs' last year, Roger Taylor chose a tin of panda meat as his one luxury item.
John Deacon owns the worlds largest Scalectrix set and at present it covers three time zones.
Freddie Mercury was the only member of Queen who's first name began with F.
If the skin on Brian May's neck were stretched out it would cover an area the size of the envelope Freddie used to keep his shopping reciepts in.
Roger Taylor has eight toes on his right foot.
For the past 14 years, John Deacon has been addicted to Gripe Water and gets through 24 bottles a day.
Freddie Mercury had a morbid fear of being eaten alive by sharks and rarely went swimming in shark infested waters after covering himself in blood.
Brian May doesn't smoke, rarely drinks and only uses heroin to enhance his social skills.
Roger Taylor's sunglasses collection is so vast it can be seen from space.
John Deacon once had an erection that lasted nine days although he cannot remeber what it was that got him do aroused in the first place.
Freddie Mercury had a small scar on his right shoulder which was caused by his mother throwing a shoe at him for saying the F word when he thought she wasn't listening.
In 1977 Brian May took the Daily Mail newspaper to court in order to prevent them from publishing a photograph which showed him sniffing a chair that had recently been vacated by Suzi Quatro.
When asked what career Roger Taylor might have chosen had he not become a rock star, he replied that he would have liked to become a breast inspector at an all girl boarding school.
John Deacon is a huge fan of the 'Die Hard' movies and can often be seen running around the grounds of his Surrey mansion wearing a dirty vest.
more to come soon
fatty.
Brian May was once thrown off a number 18 bus for speaking to the driver while the vehicle was in motion.
Roger Taylor lost his virginity to a fat gorl called Irene during a camping trip to Bognor Regis.
John Deacon was given a thesaurus for his 11th birthday and remarked to his mother that it looked fuck all like a dinosaur.
Freddie Mercury sat with his back to the taps while bathing.
Brian May sleeps in a speacial oxygen chamber which he believes will prolong his life by up to 40 years....or is that Michael Jackson I'm thinking of?
John Deacon has applied for a Saturday Job in Woolies but will have to wait until the manager gets back from his holidays before getting an interview.
Freddie Mercury kept all the reciepts from his legendary shopping trips in an envelope the size of Hyde Park.
When asked what he intended to do with the Red Special following his death, Brian May replied "Mind you're own fucking business."
When he appeared on 'Desert Island Discs' last year, Roger Taylor chose a tin of panda meat as his one luxury item.
John Deacon owns the worlds largest Scalectrix set and at present it covers three time zones.
Freddie Mercury was the only member of Queen who's first name began with F.
If the skin on Brian May's neck were stretched out it would cover an area the size of the envelope Freddie used to keep his shopping reciepts in.
Roger Taylor has eight toes on his right foot.
For the past 14 years, John Deacon has been addicted to Gripe Water and gets through 24 bottles a day.
Freddie Mercury had a morbid fear of being eaten alive by sharks and rarely went swimming in shark infested waters after covering himself in blood.
Brian May doesn't smoke, rarely drinks and only uses heroin to enhance his social skills.
Roger Taylor's sunglasses collection is so vast it can be seen from space.
John Deacon once had an erection that lasted nine days although he cannot remeber what it was that got him do aroused in the first place.
Freddie Mercury had a small scar on his right shoulder which was caused by his mother throwing a shoe at him for saying the F word when he thought she wasn't listening.
In 1977 Brian May took the Daily Mail newspaper to court in order to prevent them from publishing a photograph which showed him sniffing a chair that had recently been vacated by Suzi Quatro.
When asked what career Roger Taylor might have chosen had he not become a rock star, he replied that he would have liked to become a breast inspector at an all girl boarding school.
John Deacon is a huge fan of the 'Die Hard' movies and can often be seen running around the grounds of his Surrey mansion wearing a dirty vest.
more to come soon
fatty.
LOL! Fatty, you've done it again!
how wonderful. that erection one doesnt sound like john at all! can i come up with some? please?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]fatty wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Freddie Mercury was the only member of Queen who's first name began with F.
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lol
You are as cute as pie. Love it.
thanks for the laughs, man....!
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lol
You are as cute as pie. Love it.
thanks for the laughs, man....!
"If the skin on Brian May's neck were stretched out it would cover an area the size of the envelope Freddie used to keep his shopping reciepts in."
LOL! XD
LOL! XD
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote: [/QUOTENAME] "If the skin on Brian May's neck were stretched out it would cover an area the size of the envelope Freddie used to keep his shopping reciepts in."
LOL! XD
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D
LOL! XD
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Munchsack wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
LOL! Fatty, you've done it again![/QUOTE]
Y-E-S!!!!! Laughs in slow motion. m-u-a-h-a-a-a-h-a-h-a-h-a-h-a-h-a-h-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
LOL! Fatty, you've done it again![/QUOTE]
Y-E-S!!!!! Laughs in slow motion. m-u-a-h-a-a-a-h-a-h-a-h-a-h-a-h-a-h-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Fatty is a humor genious.