yeah fatty is better at making great and funny Queen jokes and stories than freddie is a singer!
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]kingarthur wrote: [/QUOTENAME]yeah fatty is better at making great and funny Queen jokes and stories than freddie is a singer![/QUOTE]
LMAO! LMAO! LMAO!
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LMAO! LMAO! LMAO!
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Freddie Mercury's only venture into the world of acting was in a 1983 episode of the popular children's television programme 'Rentaghost' in which he played a hapless plumber who flooded Mr Meeker's bathroom before slipping on a bar of soap and falling headfirst into the toilet.
The only musical instrument Brian May confesses to being unable to play is the pink oboe although he does plan to take lessons.
Roger Taylor's favourite type of crispy pancake is chicken & mushroom although he has been known to buy the minced beef ones from time to time.
John Deacon once won a goldfish at a fun fair which went on to live for another 4 years. A world record for fairground goldfish.
Freddie Mercury died without realising that Dirty Den from Eastenders survived the assasination attempt and was living a secret life in Spain.
Brian May has difficulty in recieving a clear signal on the portable television he keeps in the study of his Surrey mansion and cannot get channel 5 at all.
Roger Taylor once invited Princess Diana to pull his finger, farted and wafted the eggy smell towards her face.
John Deacon wrote a song about the Roger Taylor/Princess Diana farting incident but it was really bad and has never been released.
Freddie Mercury smoked over 25,000 cigarettes a day.
Brian May is scared of Wednesdays.
Roger Taylor is the only member of Queen who's first name is almost the same as the second name of the guy who replaced Freddie as lead singer.
Following an aftershow party in 1978, John Deacon got so drunk that he blacked out and when he awoke he was wearing an Egyptian postman's uniform and there was a dead dolphin in his bed.
more soon.
fatty.
The only musical instrument Brian May confesses to being unable to play is the pink oboe although he does plan to take lessons.
Roger Taylor's favourite type of crispy pancake is chicken & mushroom although he has been known to buy the minced beef ones from time to time.
John Deacon once won a goldfish at a fun fair which went on to live for another 4 years. A world record for fairground goldfish.
Freddie Mercury died without realising that Dirty Den from Eastenders survived the assasination attempt and was living a secret life in Spain.
Brian May has difficulty in recieving a clear signal on the portable television he keeps in the study of his Surrey mansion and cannot get channel 5 at all.
Roger Taylor once invited Princess Diana to pull his finger, farted and wafted the eggy smell towards her face.
John Deacon wrote a song about the Roger Taylor/Princess Diana farting incident but it was really bad and has never been released.
Freddie Mercury smoked over 25,000 cigarettes a day.
Brian May is scared of Wednesdays.
Roger Taylor is the only member of Queen who's first name is almost the same as the second name of the guy who replaced Freddie as lead singer.
Following an aftershow party in 1978, John Deacon got so drunk that he blacked out and when he awoke he was wearing an Egyptian postman's uniform and there was a dead dolphin in his bed.
more soon.
fatty.
I have a couple of my own for each member:
Freddie Mercury was known to slick back his hair with White Tiger Cub semen.
Roger Taylor once claimed he was legally blind, explaining his obsession with wearing sun glasses.
John Deacon lost most of his hair in late 1977 after Brian lit a match right next to john's hair while Deacon was applying hair spray.
Brian May owns the world's largest "Where's Waldo?" collection.
Freddie Mercury was known to slick back his hair with White Tiger Cub semen.
Roger Taylor once claimed he was legally blind, explaining his obsession with wearing sun glasses.
John Deacon lost most of his hair in late 1977 after Brian lit a match right next to john's hair while Deacon was applying hair spray.
Brian May owns the world's largest "Where's Waldo?" collection.
OMG! These are soooo funny! xD I like the "Where's Waldo" one, lol.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]fatty wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
Roger Taylor's favourite type of crispy pancake is chicken & mushroom although he has been known to buy the minced beef ones from time to time.
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LOL! Those are so random I love em! *applauds*
Roger Taylor's favourite type of crispy pancake is chicken & mushroom although he has been known to buy the minced beef ones from time to time.
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LOL! Those are so random I love em! *applauds*
I'm gonna post some more of my own:
Freddie Mercury's favorite color was Lilac.
John Deacon had to wear short shorts at Wembley stadium due to his Mt. Dew addiction, which the yellow dye causes swelling to the testicles. He complained that his tesitcles were hurting during the break, so Freddie lent him some of his yellow shorts.
Brian May was actually born with a disorder that wouldnt allow him to ever have any hair, the curly hair is just a wig of course.
Freddie Mercury filed a law suit back in late 1985 claiming that the video game "Super Mario Brothers" was making fun of his mustache.
Roger Taylor is getting really, really, really, fat.
John Deacon was the one who stole Freddie Mercury's bicycle.
"Bohemian" and "Rhapsody" are both 8 letters long.
John Deacon was inspired to write "Spread Your Wings" after he got drunk one night and thought he could fly out the window.
"Sail away sweet sister" was actually based off the time Brian shipped his baby sister to Austrailia after she annoyed him so much.
Roger is extremely afraid of chlorine.
Freddie's favorite concert venue was the rainbow theatre, because it reminded him of his life style.
Brian May thought he was the original Writer of God Save The Queen and tried to sue the Royal family back in 1976.
Roger Taylor got his drumsticks taken away at age 11 because he had beaten a fellow classmate with them.
John and Freddie both love the taste of clear colored gummy bears.
Brian was the one who killed Kennedy.
John has had a small grudge against Roger for the time Roger cut his favorite tie in half.
The band went as "ghostbusters" for halloween in 1989.
Brian and Freddie Argued over whether We Will Rock You or We are the champions would be played first on the AA side single. They ended up settling it with a best 2/3 game of rock, paper sissors. Brian won by smashing rock against Freddie's sissors.
Radio Ga Ga really means Radio Ca Ca, "Ca Ca" means the word "shit" in french.
back in early '79, Freddie accidently washed his black leather pants with the red pile.
Roger stubbed his toe during the "Tie Your Mother Down" video shoot.
Since 2001, Robbie Williams has been haunted by Freddie every night of his life.
Brian is good friends with Jared, the subway guy. They get together once a month for a nice lunch of 3 meat subs near Earl's Court.
John however, hates subway after finding a puebic hair in his soup.
In early 1994, Brian May used vice grips to torture a man who had blown smoke in his face earlier in the day.
John Deacon owns the worlds largest hat and wig collection. (explains the fro, long hair, hat from slightly mad and others)
thats all for now. sry im not as good as fatty, hes legend
Freddie Mercury's favorite color was Lilac.
John Deacon had to wear short shorts at Wembley stadium due to his Mt. Dew addiction, which the yellow dye causes swelling to the testicles. He complained that his tesitcles were hurting during the break, so Freddie lent him some of his yellow shorts.
Brian May was actually born with a disorder that wouldnt allow him to ever have any hair, the curly hair is just a wig of course.
Freddie Mercury filed a law suit back in late 1985 claiming that the video game "Super Mario Brothers" was making fun of his mustache.
Roger Taylor is getting really, really, really, fat.
John Deacon was the one who stole Freddie Mercury's bicycle.
"Bohemian" and "Rhapsody" are both 8 letters long.
John Deacon was inspired to write "Spread Your Wings" after he got drunk one night and thought he could fly out the window.
"Sail away sweet sister" was actually based off the time Brian shipped his baby sister to Austrailia after she annoyed him so much.
Roger is extremely afraid of chlorine.
Freddie's favorite concert venue was the rainbow theatre, because it reminded him of his life style.
Brian May thought he was the original Writer of God Save The Queen and tried to sue the Royal family back in 1976.
Roger Taylor got his drumsticks taken away at age 11 because he had beaten a fellow classmate with them.
John and Freddie both love the taste of clear colored gummy bears.
Brian was the one who killed Kennedy.
John has had a small grudge against Roger for the time Roger cut his favorite tie in half.
The band went as "ghostbusters" for halloween in 1989.
Brian and Freddie Argued over whether We Will Rock You or We are the champions would be played first on the AA side single. They ended up settling it with a best 2/3 game of rock, paper sissors. Brian won by smashing rock against Freddie's sissors.
Radio Ga Ga really means Radio Ca Ca, "Ca Ca" means the word "shit" in french.
back in early '79, Freddie accidently washed his black leather pants with the red pile.
Roger stubbed his toe during the "Tie Your Mother Down" video shoot.
Since 2001, Robbie Williams has been haunted by Freddie every night of his life.
Brian is good friends with Jared, the subway guy. They get together once a month for a nice lunch of 3 meat subs near Earl's Court.
John however, hates subway after finding a puebic hair in his soup.
In early 1994, Brian May used vice grips to torture a man who had blown smoke in his face earlier in the day.
John Deacon owns the worlds largest hat and wig collection. (explains the fro, long hair, hat from slightly mad and others)
thats all for now. sry im not as good as fatty, hes legend
those are good
LMAO
they're great
xD
they're great
xD
LMAO!!! xD
Freddie had a tatoo in a place only visible for his doctors, and his male lovers.
Freddies docters WAS his lovers.
Roger is secretly desperate to get bulimia, but he does´nt have the ability to vomment.
Brian May likes to wear his I Want To Break Free nightgown when he makes little sexgames with the wife.
John was once close to become a Jehovas vitness, but when they wanted him to choose between cheese and milk as a sacrifice to god, he changed his mind and ran away.
The only thing Freddie hated about being a celebrety, was being unable to become his own groupie.
Brian still has all his old libary bills, and the colection´s close to 5000 of them.
Roger and LadyMercury is in fact the same person, wich means that Roger wrote the Egg story.
Freddie felt so guilty about not wanting kids, and with that not share his genes, that he got cloned ten times.
John is a secret Harry Potter freak, and likes to dress up like a wizard.
..Cameron once walked in on him doing that, and get´s ticks everytime he sees a pointet hat.
Freddie was actually straight, but never told anyone, because he was affraid of comming out of the closet. Again..
John liked calling Freddie Great King Brat, when he was too much for him..
Well, at least they were fun making :s... fatty is and will allways be the MAN!
Freddies docters WAS his lovers.
Roger is secretly desperate to get bulimia, but he does´nt have the ability to vomment.
Brian May likes to wear his I Want To Break Free nightgown when he makes little sexgames with the wife.
John was once close to become a Jehovas vitness, but when they wanted him to choose between cheese and milk as a sacrifice to god, he changed his mind and ran away.
The only thing Freddie hated about being a celebrety, was being unable to become his own groupie.
Brian still has all his old libary bills, and the colection´s close to 5000 of them.
Roger and LadyMercury is in fact the same person, wich means that Roger wrote the Egg story.
Freddie felt so guilty about not wanting kids, and with that not share his genes, that he got cloned ten times.
John is a secret Harry Potter freak, and likes to dress up like a wizard.
..Cameron once walked in on him doing that, and get´s ticks everytime he sees a pointet hat.
Freddie was actually straight, but never told anyone, because he was affraid of comming out of the closet. Again..
John liked calling Freddie Great King Brat, when he was too much for him..
Well, at least they were fun making :s... fatty is and will allways be the MAN!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
Brian May likes to wear his I Want To Break Free nightgown when he makes little sexgames with the wife.
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ROTFL!!! xD
Brian May likes to wear his I Want To Break Free nightgown when he makes little sexgames with the wife.
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ROTFL!!! xD
OMG, LOVED THOSE! XD
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote: [/QUOTENAME]OMG, LOVED THOSE! XD[/QUOTE]
Dahmn, thanks you guys :p..
Dahmn, thanks you guys :p..
i have a few, if its ok!
john was always afraid of being caught on the toilet playing another one bites the dust. its one of his hobbies
freddie enjoyed drawing before and after pictures of how he wanted his teeth to look. but the after pictures were normaly worse because his hand got tired.
i have more but i jsut realized that they arnt funny. theyre just stupid. i give up.
john was always afraid of being caught on the toilet playing another one bites the dust. its one of his hobbies
freddie enjoyed drawing before and after pictures of how he wanted his teeth to look. but the after pictures were normaly worse because his hand got tired.
i have more but i jsut realized that they arnt funny. theyre just stupid. i give up.