Ok here goes...
Roger walked home in a perpetual sulk. It had all started when the filming for 'I Want to Break Free' had wrapped... the others had changed back to their normal afro'd big-haired and moustachioed selves when Roger burst out of his changing room still in his Schoolgirl attire.
'WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CLOTHES' he bellowed
Freddie blinked, 'Why Roger darling I've no idea but don't run in here naked please(!)'
John and Brian had run away by this point. Roger perfectly fitted his role as schoolgirl, he threw fantastic strops and Brian and John could hardly stop laughing.
After five hours of searching Roger decided reluctantly to go home. Fred had given up long ago. He consoled himself with the fact he looked so feminine that no one would recognise him. *Please God* he prayed *Please don't let Felix Luther answer the door when I get home I don't want to scar him for life!*
Pulling off his ridiculous hat and socks to look that bit more realistic he set off home. He couldn't drive as his car had been confiscated when he drove off with John's young son Josh (whom he was babysitting) on his lap.
It was getting dark and gangs of guys were out and Roger was getting fed up of the wolf-whistles and shouts. He was so worked up he did not notice a foot stick out of a hedge and tripped, landed bang on his head and felt dizzy. This nightmare was not over however as two big BIG men stepped over him and placed a big black sack over his head and bundled him up...
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Roger screamed, kicked, bit, but all he got was a mouthful of canvas. The sack was lifted only when the kidnappers had him in the car. They swiftly tied his wrists and his ankles and gagged him with a soaking wet hankie. 'Hello pretty lady,' one said sneeringly. Roger felt really sssllleeeepy...
By the time the chloroform soaked hanky had worn off and Roger woke up he was in a wood tied firmly to a tree and still gagged. He had no hope of telling his captors his true identity. There they were watching him. 'Don't worry darling, we are not going to rape you or anything. You are a hostage and a potential sacrifice. Err Congratulations!! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Suddenly the other man jumped up from behind a bush right in poor Roger's face causing him to nearly wet himself. In an evil voice he said, 'This young girl will um... dieahorriblepainfuldeath (gasp) yeah... if Queen do not split up and become slaves to us music haters. 'Twas then Roger heard grunts and wheezes from nearby. Three young men were sculpting a giant treble clef with a line through it. NO MUSIC would be the sign underneath. Roger recognised them all. Phil Lynott, Jimi Hendrix and Robert Plant!!! Robert's bare back was covered in red sore weals. He stood straight and stopped working. 'Look guys, a new hostage. Ain't she pretty. I say we get her free and get outta her-OW!!'
'GET BACK TO WORK SINGER-SLAVE'cried the man brandishing a whip.
Roger screamed, kicked, bit, but all he got was a mouthful of canvas. The sack was lifted only when the kidnappers had him in the car. They swiftly tied his wrists and his ankles and gagged him with a soaking wet hankie. 'Hello pretty lady,' one said sneeringly. Roger felt really sssllleeeepy...
By the time the chloroform soaked hanky had worn off and Roger woke up he was in a wood tied firmly to a tree and still gagged. He had no hope of telling his captors his true identity. There they were watching him. 'Don't worry darling, we are not going to rape you or anything. You are a hostage and a potential sacrifice. Err Congratulations!! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Suddenly the other man jumped up from behind a bush right in poor Roger's face causing him to nearly wet himself. In an evil voice he said, 'This young girl will um... dieahorriblepainfuldeath (gasp) yeah... if Queen do not split up and become slaves to us music haters. 'Twas then Roger heard grunts and wheezes from nearby. Three young men were sculpting a giant treble clef with a line through it. NO MUSIC would be the sign underneath. Roger recognised them all. Phil Lynott, Jimi Hendrix and Robert Plant!!! Robert's bare back was covered in red sore weals. He stood straight and stopped working. 'Look guys, a new hostage. Ain't she pretty. I say we get her free and get outta her-OW!!'
'GET BACK TO WORK SINGER-SLAVE'cried the man brandishing a whip.
Chapter 3...
Freddie was in bed with Jim telling him the story of Roger's missing clothes. The two were laughing and hugging when the phone rang. 'At two in the morning?' asked Jim. (It was daylight in no-musicland where Roger was being held a prisoner.) Jim shot a look at Freddie who returned the look with a pillow. 'Darling I don't know who's phoning,' he scrambled out of bed to find out. 'Yeah right,' said Jim, huffily. Freddie picked up the phone. 'Hello?'
'We know who you are...'
'Well I should hope so too, dear. One does not phone people at two in the morning if they don't know who they're phoning. Most unpleasant..'
'Enough, Mercury. We have a sweet young girl on tape waiting in the studio you share with May, Taylor and Deacon. Watch it together when you come in tomorrow and I'll tell you what to do next when you have.'
'Hmm, I don't know sweetie. It really doesn't sound my cup of tea (unless there are young men in the video, or it actually is a young man, or a young man dressed as a young woman hehe) or Brian's or John's... maybe John's. Are you sure you didn't mean to phone him or Roger?' but the line had gone dead. Freddie looked in bewilderment at the receiver. A cold call was the conclusion he came to. He put the phone down and went to bed to see Jim lying spreadeagled on the massive bed with all the covers in a tight grip. He was very huffy. 'Jimmy,' said Fred, 'Jim let me in I'm cold and naked...'
Next day Freddie went in to the studio to find Brian and John with looks of sheer bewilderment. 'Hi Fred, did you get a weird phone call about this video late last night?' asked Brian, holding up the video.
'More like early in the morning, dears so if I'm grumpy or sound like crap you know why, and Jim nicked my bed, took a good half hours coaxing for him to let me in...'
John cut him off in mid-flow. He looked at the tape like it was a bomb. 'Right guys so shall we watch it?'
'But Roger is a member of the band and he isn't here yet.'
'Well we'll watch it again when he gets here. Actually where is he. Its not like him to be late.'
'Yes it is' replied Freddie.
'You're right. I was just adding that for effect,' added John.
Meanwhile Robert, Jimi and Phil the slaves were going to feed the music-haters' pet Beatles. If this wasn't a nightmare this would have been a dream come true for Roger.
That's all for now. My imagination has dried up. But if you want any more I'll come up with something.
Freddie was in bed with Jim telling him the story of Roger's missing clothes. The two were laughing and hugging when the phone rang. 'At two in the morning?' asked Jim. (It was daylight in no-musicland where Roger was being held a prisoner.) Jim shot a look at Freddie who returned the look with a pillow. 'Darling I don't know who's phoning,' he scrambled out of bed to find out. 'Yeah right,' said Jim, huffily. Freddie picked up the phone. 'Hello?'
'We know who you are...'
'Well I should hope so too, dear. One does not phone people at two in the morning if they don't know who they're phoning. Most unpleasant..'
'Enough, Mercury. We have a sweet young girl on tape waiting in the studio you share with May, Taylor and Deacon. Watch it together when you come in tomorrow and I'll tell you what to do next when you have.'
'Hmm, I don't know sweetie. It really doesn't sound my cup of tea (unless there are young men in the video, or it actually is a young man, or a young man dressed as a young woman hehe) or Brian's or John's... maybe John's. Are you sure you didn't mean to phone him or Roger?' but the line had gone dead. Freddie looked in bewilderment at the receiver. A cold call was the conclusion he came to. He put the phone down and went to bed to see Jim lying spreadeagled on the massive bed with all the covers in a tight grip. He was very huffy. 'Jimmy,' said Fred, 'Jim let me in I'm cold and naked...'
Next day Freddie went in to the studio to find Brian and John with looks of sheer bewilderment. 'Hi Fred, did you get a weird phone call about this video late last night?' asked Brian, holding up the video.
'More like early in the morning, dears so if I'm grumpy or sound like crap you know why, and Jim nicked my bed, took a good half hours coaxing for him to let me in...'
John cut him off in mid-flow. He looked at the tape like it was a bomb. 'Right guys so shall we watch it?'
'But Roger is a member of the band and he isn't here yet.'
'Well we'll watch it again when he gets here. Actually where is he. Its not like him to be late.'
'Yes it is' replied Freddie.
'You're right. I was just adding that for effect,' added John.
Meanwhile Robert, Jimi and Phil the slaves were going to feed the music-haters' pet Beatles. If this wasn't a nightmare this would have been a dream come true for Roger.
That's all for now. My imagination has dried up. But if you want any more I'll come up with something.
They turned on the TV and put the video there...
and they saw...
they saw...
Roger wearing only his skirt and doing the Fandango!
Freddie: Wow! It's Roger! After words my dancing lessons have had some effect on him...
John: What a nice surprise!
Brian: Oh yes... Just imagine guys...He's going to be very useful for our next videoclips!
Freddie: Thank's for remembering, Brian dear: Yesterday I had some new ideas for the next video: ...(he starts telling them his ideas)...and then comes Roger...etc. etc....
POOR ROG!!!
and they saw...
they saw...
Roger wearing only his skirt and doing the Fandango!
Freddie: Wow! It's Roger! After words my dancing lessons have had some effect on him...
John: What a nice surprise!
Brian: Oh yes... Just imagine guys...He's going to be very useful for our next videoclips!
Freddie: Thank's for remembering, Brian dear: Yesterday I had some new ideas for the next video: ...(he starts telling them his ideas)...and then comes Roger...etc. etc....
POOR ROG!!!
'Brian,'
'And... and you and him could do a ballet duet, Freddie...'
'Brian,'
'And we'll put loads of makeup on you both...'
'BRIAN!'screamed Freddie 'Were you not paying attention to the video. These guys think Roger is a girl and have her hostage... oh, right, him, sorry. We have to get in touch with these maniacs and save him.'
'We... by 'we' you mean you and Brian, right Fred, hehe,' asked John from his crouched position behind the sofa.
'No Johnny. We need your Deakster moves,' replied Freddie
'Wh-wh-what Deakster moves?' he stammered
'Puking powers,' snorted Brian
'YYYEEESS!'cried Freddie in delight clapping his hands, 'And also karate chops you learn in your martial arts lessons I am enroling you in starting... this afternoon. You will be 'tough guy' and Brian will be 'smart guy' in order to defeat these baddies.'
'What about you Fred?' asked Brian. He thought this was all hilarious. 'I will distract the baddies with my dashing good looks.'
The other two men spat out their morning cups of tea and whatever Brian drinks in the morning, Brian because he had creased up laughing and John because it had just sunk in, what Freddie said about karate.
WILL THE BOYS RESCUE ROGER AND DEFEAT THE MUSIC HATERS?! I've no bloody idea but I will soon so give me some time to think. Anyone else is welcome to take the thread while I'm gone. I'm having fun!!
'And... and you and him could do a ballet duet, Freddie...'
'Brian,'
'And we'll put loads of makeup on you both...'
'BRIAN!'screamed Freddie 'Were you not paying attention to the video. These guys think Roger is a girl and have her hostage... oh, right, him, sorry. We have to get in touch with these maniacs and save him.'
'We... by 'we' you mean you and Brian, right Fred, hehe,' asked John from his crouched position behind the sofa.
'No Johnny. We need your Deakster moves,' replied Freddie
'Wh-wh-what Deakster moves?' he stammered
'Puking powers,' snorted Brian
'YYYEEESS!'cried Freddie in delight clapping his hands, 'And also karate chops you learn in your martial arts lessons I am enroling you in starting... this afternoon. You will be 'tough guy' and Brian will be 'smart guy' in order to defeat these baddies.'
'What about you Fred?' asked Brian. He thought this was all hilarious. 'I will distract the baddies with my dashing good looks.'
The other two men spat out their morning cups of tea and whatever Brian drinks in the morning, Brian because he had creased up laughing and John because it had just sunk in, what Freddie said about karate.
WILL THE BOYS RESCUE ROGER AND DEFEAT THE MUSIC HATERS?! I've no bloody idea but I will soon so give me some time to think. Anyone else is welcome to take the thread while I'm gone. I'm having fun!!
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That story is amazing!
The SuperQueenTrio (Fred, Deaky and Bri) saving the poor helpless dancing princess! (sorry Roggie...) HAHAHA! ; D
The SuperQueenTrio (Fred, Deaky and Bri) saving the poor helpless dancing princess! (sorry Roggie...) HAHAHA! ; D
lol
This is soo silly!
haha i like it though...
:D :D :D
This is soo silly!
haha i like it though...
:D :D :D
I like it. Keep it coming. What happens to Roger? If you're wondering what's happened to me, because I'm not adding on to any stories. I'm taking a break. That last story with the amusement park was alot, and I now have severe writers block! I'll continue soon, don't worry. :-)
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Bohemian MAY-niac wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I like it. Keep it coming. What happens to Roger? If you're wondering what's happened to me, because I'm not adding on to any stories. I'm taking a break. That last story with the amusement park was alot, and I now have severe writers block! I'll continue soon, don't worry. :-)[/QUOTE]
Unblock you writers block!
I've been having it too... i duno what to put! that story's taken some crazy turns!! haha
Unblock you writers block!
I've been having it too... i duno what to put! that story's taken some crazy turns!! haha
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]DreaminQueen wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Bohemian MAY-niac wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I like it. Keep it coming. What happens to Roger? If you're wondering what's happened to me, because I'm not adding on to any stories. I'm taking a break. That last story with the amusement park was alot, and I now have severe writers block! I'll continue soon, don't worry. :-)[/QUOTE]
Unblock you writers block!
I've been having it too... i duno what to put! that story's taken some crazy turns!! haha [/QUOTE]
I'm trying, I'm trying!! That story went a little wierd. It was fine up until Brian was about to get married, Roger and John come home on the bus, then the Geico Lizard shows up, then Brian calls off his engagement, then he goes to a burger joint, and..... Man that story has taken some WILD turns. I still don't know. Hasselhoff returned??!! Oy! My head is spinning just thinking about it. I'll add on to a story soon. I promise. That's OK, Queen_Rox hasn't been posting any on that story either. Are you OK, Queen_Rox? Haven't heard from you in awhile, hun.
Unblock you writers block!
I've been having it too... i duno what to put! that story's taken some crazy turns!! haha [/QUOTE]
I'm trying, I'm trying!! That story went a little wierd. It was fine up until Brian was about to get married, Roger and John come home on the bus, then the Geico Lizard shows up, then Brian calls off his engagement, then he goes to a burger joint, and..... Man that story has taken some WILD turns. I still don't know. Hasselhoff returned??!! Oy! My head is spinning just thinking about it. I'll add on to a story soon. I promise. That's OK, Queen_Rox hasn't been posting any on that story either. Are you OK, Queen_Rox? Haven't heard from you in awhile, hun.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Bohemian MAY-niac wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]DreaminQueen wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Bohemian MAY-niac wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I like it. Keep it coming. What happens to Roger? If you're wondering what's happened to me, because I'm not adding on to any stories. I'm taking a break. That last story with the amusement park was alot, and I now have severe writers block! I'll continue soon, don't worry. :-)[/QUOTE]
Unblock you writers block!
I've been having it too... i duno what to put! that story's taken some crazy turns!! haha [/QUOTE]
I'm trying, I'm trying!! That story went a little wierd. It was fine up until Brian was about to get married, Roger and John come home on the bus, then the Geico Lizard shows up, then Brian calls off his engagement, then he goes to a burger joint, and..... Man that story has taken some WILD turns. I still don't know. Hasselhoff returned??!! Oy! My head is spinning just thinking about it. I'll add on to a story soon. I promise. That's OK, Queen_Rox hasn't been posting any on that story either. Are you OK, Queen_Rox? Haven't heard from you in awhile, hun.[/QUOTE]
Yes, I'm fine, Bohemian MAY-niac. Please, don't worry about me. It's only been a couple of days since I last posted a part. I did read other wild, yet well-written parts of the story after mine. I just need to think of another part, but I'm gonna need a little help on brainstorming, though. I'll try to post it soon in the days to come. Thank you for your concern, though.
Unblock you writers block!
I've been having it too... i duno what to put! that story's taken some crazy turns!! haha [/QUOTE]
I'm trying, I'm trying!! That story went a little wierd. It was fine up until Brian was about to get married, Roger and John come home on the bus, then the Geico Lizard shows up, then Brian calls off his engagement, then he goes to a burger joint, and..... Man that story has taken some WILD turns. I still don't know. Hasselhoff returned??!! Oy! My head is spinning just thinking about it. I'll add on to a story soon. I promise. That's OK, Queen_Rox hasn't been posting any on that story either. Are you OK, Queen_Rox? Haven't heard from you in awhile, hun.[/QUOTE]
Yes, I'm fine, Bohemian MAY-niac. Please, don't worry about me. It's only been a couple of days since I last posted a part. I did read other wild, yet well-written parts of the story after mine. I just need to think of another part, but I'm gonna need a little help on brainstorming, though. I'll try to post it soon in the days to come. Thank you for your concern, though.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Queen_Rox<h6>We Will Rock You</h6> wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Bohemian MAY-niac wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]DreaminQueen wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Bohemian MAY-niac wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I like it. Keep it coming. What happens to Roger? If you're wondering what's happened to me, because I'm not adding on to any stories. I'm taking a break. That last story with the amusement park was alot, and I now have severe writers block! I'll continue soon, don't worry. :-)[/QUOTE]
Unblock you writers block!
I've been having it too... i duno what to put! that story's taken some crazy turns!! haha [/QUOTE]
I'm trying, I'm trying!! That story went a little wierd. It was fine up until Brian was about to get married, Roger and John come home on the bus, then the Geico Lizard shows up, then Brian calls off his engagement, then he goes to a burger joint, and..... Man that story has taken some WILD turns. I still don't know. Hasselhoff returned??!! Oy! My head is spinning just thinking about it. I'll add on to a story soon. I promise. That's OK, Queen_Rox hasn't been posting any on that story either. Are you OK, Queen_Rox? Haven't heard from you in awhile, hun.[/QUOTE]
Yes, I'm fine, Bohemian MAY-niac. Please, don't worry about me. It's only been a couple of days since I last posted a part. I did read other wild, yet well-written parts of the story after mine. I just need to think of another part, but I'm gonna need a little help on brainstorming, though. I'll try to post it soon in the days to come. Thank you for your concern, though.[/QUOTE]
phew! i dont wanna lose you guys! you do so well! come back come back! i havent put anything in some time either... i cant even think of something to add to that craziness...
Unblock you writers block!
I've been having it too... i duno what to put! that story's taken some crazy turns!! haha [/QUOTE]
I'm trying, I'm trying!! That story went a little wierd. It was fine up until Brian was about to get married, Roger and John come home on the bus, then the Geico Lizard shows up, then Brian calls off his engagement, then he goes to a burger joint, and..... Man that story has taken some WILD turns. I still don't know. Hasselhoff returned??!! Oy! My head is spinning just thinking about it. I'll add on to a story soon. I promise. That's OK, Queen_Rox hasn't been posting any on that story either. Are you OK, Queen_Rox? Haven't heard from you in awhile, hun.[/QUOTE]
Yes, I'm fine, Bohemian MAY-niac. Please, don't worry about me. It's only been a couple of days since I last posted a part. I did read other wild, yet well-written parts of the story after mine. I just need to think of another part, but I'm gonna need a little help on brainstorming, though. I'll try to post it soon in the days to come. Thank you for your concern, though.[/QUOTE]
phew! i dont wanna lose you guys! you do so well! come back come back! i havent put anything in some time either... i cant even think of something to add to that craziness...
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]DreaminQueen wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Queen_Rox<h6>We Will Rock You</h6> wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Bohemian MAY-niac wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]DreaminQueen wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Bohemian MAY-niac wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I like it. Keep it coming. What happens to Roger? If you're wondering what's happened to me, because I'm not adding on to any stories. I'm taking a break. That last story with the amusement park was alot, and I now have severe writers block! I'll continue soon, don't worry. :-)[/QUOTE]
Unblock you writers block!
I've been having it too... i duno what to put! that story's taken some crazy turns!! haha [/QUOTE]
I'm trying, I'm trying!! That story went a little wierd. It was fine up until Brian was about to get married, Roger and John come home on the bus, then the Geico Lizard shows up, then Brian calls off his engagement, then he goes to a burger joint, and..... Man that story has taken some WILD turns. I still don't know. Hasselhoff returned??!! Oy! My head is spinning just thinking about it. I'll add on to a story soon. I promise. That's OK, Queen_Rox hasn't been posting any on that story either. Are you OK, Queen_Rox? Haven't heard from you in awhile, hun.[/QUOTE]
Yes, I'm fine, Bohemian MAY-niac. Please, don't worry about me. It's only been a couple of days since I last posted a part. I did read other wild, yet well-written parts of the story after mine. I just need to think of another part, but I'm gonna need a little help on brainstorming, though. I'll try to post it soon in the days to come. Thank you for your concern, though.[/QUOTE]
phew! i dont wanna lose you guys! you do so well! come back come back! i havent put anything in some time either... i cant even think of something to add to that craziness... [/QUOTE]
Thanks, DreaminQueen:)
Unblock you writers block!
I've been having it too... i duno what to put! that story's taken some crazy turns!! haha [/QUOTE]
I'm trying, I'm trying!! That story went a little wierd. It was fine up until Brian was about to get married, Roger and John come home on the bus, then the Geico Lizard shows up, then Brian calls off his engagement, then he goes to a burger joint, and..... Man that story has taken some WILD turns. I still don't know. Hasselhoff returned??!! Oy! My head is spinning just thinking about it. I'll add on to a story soon. I promise. That's OK, Queen_Rox hasn't been posting any on that story either. Are you OK, Queen_Rox? Haven't heard from you in awhile, hun.[/QUOTE]
Yes, I'm fine, Bohemian MAY-niac. Please, don't worry about me. It's only been a couple of days since I last posted a part. I did read other wild, yet well-written parts of the story after mine. I just need to think of another part, but I'm gonna need a little help on brainstorming, though. I'll try to post it soon in the days to come. Thank you for your concern, though.[/QUOTE]
phew! i dont wanna lose you guys! you do so well! come back come back! i havent put anything in some time either... i cant even think of something to add to that craziness... [/QUOTE]
Thanks, DreaminQueen:)