Yes, I was bored last night... And I came up with a weirdass story premise. Anyway here goes! Add on to the story :)
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At some point in the late 1980's, a young woman living in the country gave birth to a child which she named Erik. Now, Erik was hideously deformed, and the woman was ashamed to have him as her son. She decided that she needed to get rid of him, but could not bear to kill him. Sighing, she began to consider her possibilites. Suddenly, as she was pondering them, a performance of the song "Death on Two Legs" suddenly came on the TV.
"Why, that's Queen!" she said, "That's it... I will mail him to the lead singer of Queen." She packaged up her baby and posted him to 1 Logan Place.
Several days later, at 1 Logan Place, Peter Freestone knocked on Freddie's door. "You've got a fragile package." Freddie, somewhat bored with Queen not touring anymore and feeling a bit down with his troubles, shrugged and took the package and laid it on his bed, intending to open it later. He began to practice his scales, and he heard a strange noise coming from the package... At first, he thought it was...
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]7 seas of Rhye wrote: [/QUOTENAME]ooooooooohhhhh! I like it! Keep writing![/QUOTE]
She wants other people to write too. XD
She wants other people to write too. XD
a dying cat in there...so for a moment, he was reluctant to open the package, but he decided to open it anyways...so, as he unpackaged it, he shrieked "bloody hell, what the **** is that." He called Roger up to him and asked him. Roger was speechless but muttered...
"holy shit, that's a friggin baby, in there! take it out" Freddie"eeewww, mate I dont wanna touch it, Brian get your guitar playing butt here" As Brian walks up to the package, John whispers...
"what a bunch of idiots" As Brian walks up to the baby, he is stunned by what he sees...but feeling bad, he takes the baby and an idea suddenly strikes him...
they could train him to duplicate Freddie's voice and act as a decoy when papparazzi shows up
he gets excited and tells this to the band. Freddie first response is "WTF"? Roger replies "bloody hell Bri, You can't teach that kid to sing" Brian, still sure, tell Roger...
"Hey, I'm the smart one here. If I say I can teach this baby to sing, I can teach this baby to sing!" John rolls his eyes.
and responds "you guys are bloody idiots"
Bri, Rog, and Freddie answer in unison " SHUT UP"
(nevermind. lol)
about this time, little Erik wandered over to Freddie's keyboard and starts playing surprisingly good melodies. Freddie raised an eyebrow. "Hey, maybe you have a point," he said.
finally with the restraining of John, they agreed. The next day, the training began...Brian asked Roger to hold the baby for a sec Roger - "eeewww, i dont want to touch THAT, it will ruin my Armani suit" Brian responds sharply "shut up and take the damn baby Rog", lips pursed, Roger mimics Brian and follows his order. Freddie...
takes the baby from Roger and starts singing to him...amazingly, Erik mimics his melody perfectly...Freddie is stunned and...