goes shopping for the baby and buys all the flamboyant clothing a deformed Freddie Mercury impersonating baby could ever ask for.
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he stumbles upon a unisuit that looks exactly like his, it is sparkly and silver...
he decides to purchase it, along with a set of makeup to polish up the ugly baby (come on people add more)...
He takes his supplies home and immediatly starts working on the baby makeover.
at first he puts eyeliner on him...as Brian walks into the room, he suddenly drops his belongings and says "Fred, what the hell are you doing?" Freddie explains that if people are going to believe that this kid is a superstar, he has to look like one. with that being said he puts the blush, lipstick and nailpolish on. Freddie shows the finished product to Roger who freaks out completely...
and says "OMG freddie, what the ****, did you do to that ugly child" Freddie answers stubbornly " i have purified him you idiot" R "hahaha, yeah right, you call dressing him in a unisuit ""PURIFYING""? F - "Shut up, it just so happens, this suit is Gucci" R - "_______" "*jaw drop" -----------"gimme that unisuit you dumb kid" As the argument almost heats up John walks into the dressing room and....
come on people...please add!
shrieks his ass off. "Bloody hell, Freddie, what in the name of Christ did you do to that thing?" Freddie explains. "Just because you look like crap doesn't mean that the poor kid does, too." Roger says. Brian...
Can you tell these dumbasses to shut TF UP!!!! Brian :"Okay guys, lets notbe late to the bloody concert" With a gig scheduled at a park, Freddie grabs the hideous child as the others follow him into the limo. As they arrived, they noticed a lot of annoying paparazzi, so what they did was...
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they rolled down the window and held the baby up while they ducked down so all the photographers could see was the baby. The next day on the cover of a magazine, there was a picture of the baby on the cover and it said .....
Freddie Mercury had appeared in a limo, but with a badly disfigured face...what has this rock star come to?...
As Roger reads the article, he bitterly says "this is your fault Fred, now we've got a bad image because of you baby" F- "Heyyyy, don't pin this kid on me, it was Brian's bloody idea!!!!!!, besides, the baby isnt that ugly *twitch*, *twitch*" John calmly comes up to Freddie and says "whoah guys, dont turn this into a freaking Jerry Springer moment!" As this is going on...the baby...
"you know, I actually find this kid somewhat cute.." Said a voice behind them..
They all turned around to see whom on earth could have THAT bad taste.
"MARRY???" Cried Roger..
"Yes I do.. He´s so ugly that he´s cute.. Why do you think I fell for Freddie back then?"
"Someone has still not gotten over me turning gay, huh?" Said Freddie irritated.
John Roger and Brian on the other hand were laughing their arses out.
"OH MY GOD, she´s right!´That baby actually DOES look like you!" Said Roger, gasping for qair, trying to get on his feet.
"That explains why YOU got the baby.. You´re actually the father.. The woman must have seen you, and recognised you as the guy she fucked till she got pregnaint.." Said BRian with the tears streaming down from his eyes.
"I´m gay, remember?????" Yelled Fredide.
"So what, since you have not told the public, she probably does´nt know.. and besides. you fuck anythign when you´re drunk..!" Teased Roger.
"Oh yes you´re right about that.. I even fucked YOU some years ago, remember? Boy, I was plastered.."
They all turned around to see whom on earth could have THAT bad taste.
"MARRY???" Cried Roger..
"Yes I do.. He´s so ugly that he´s cute.. Why do you think I fell for Freddie back then?"
"Someone has still not gotten over me turning gay, huh?" Said Freddie irritated.
John Roger and Brian on the other hand were laughing their arses out.
"OH MY GOD, she´s right!´That baby actually DOES look like you!" Said Roger, gasping for qair, trying to get on his feet.
"That explains why YOU got the baby.. You´re actually the father.. The woman must have seen you, and recognised you as the guy she fucked till she got pregnaint.." Said BRian with the tears streaming down from his eyes.
"I´m gay, remember?????" Yelled Fredide.
"So what, since you have not told the public, she probably does´nt know.. and besides. you fuck anythign when you´re drunk..!" Teased Roger.
"Oh yes you´re right about that.. I even fucked YOU some years ago, remember? Boy, I was plastered.."
"Shut up, Freddie! I told you never to talk about that ever again!" Brian started laughing at Roger.