Your neighbor turns out to be a barking mad scientist who's turned his washer into a time machine and one day you sneak in and go for a spin cycle back in time and end up plopped in the front row to see Queen at Wembley and about the time they're doing "Tear it Up", an improbably built space-ship lands on stage and four aliens who look like unnecessarily perfect clones of Burt Reynolds take Freddie aside and (in voices loud enough to be picked up by the microphone) explain that it is of the utmost importance that they whisk him away to perform numerous anal-probic tests that would be preposterously similar to their having sex with him ?
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I knew this would be a very entertaining thread when I saw you started it, Kelley. ;)
OK, give me a second to take all that in!
I can't decide if I would...
A) Be able to let him go and climb aboard their star-ship and head for the skies.
B) Be so smashed that I would climb on-stage and volunteer to participate in their experiment (all in the name of science, of course).
or
C) Start looking around for surprisingly charismatic people handing out Kool-Aid.
A) Be able to let him go and climb aboard their star-ship and head for the skies.
B) Be so smashed that I would climb on-stage and volunteer to participate in their experiment (all in the name of science, of course).
or
C) Start looking around for surprisingly charismatic people handing out Kool-Aid.
LMAO! KELLEY!!!!! HAHAHA! xD
Ha ha ha, Burt Reynolds clones!
this is strange. but that would be cool.
LMFAO!!! That would be awesome! hahaha
What if Johns ass turned green?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: [/QUOTENAME]What if Johns ass turned green?[/QUOTE]
That would be cool! Sweetest sight ever seen...
That would be cool! Sweetest sight ever seen...
In the year of '39?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="9933FF"><b>MyFairyQueen wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: [/QUOTENAME]What if Johns ass turned green?[/QUOTE]
That would be cool! Sweetest sight ever seen...[/QUOTE]
Hehehehehe. What if Freddie half shaved his moustash? =]
That would be cool! Sweetest sight ever seen...[/QUOTE]
Hehehehehe. What if Freddie half shaved his moustash? =]
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="red">The Audacity of Kelley wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Your neighbor turns out to be a barking mad scientist who's turned his washer into a time machine and one day you sneak in and go for a spin cycle back in time and end up plopped in the front row to see Queen at Wembley and about the time they're doing "Tear it Up", an improbably built space-ship lands on stage and four aliens who look like unnecessarily perfect clones of Burt Reynolds take Freddie aside and (in voices loud enough to be picked up by the microphone) explain that it is of the utmost importance that they whisk him away to perform numerous anal-probic tests that would be preposterously similar to their having sex with him ?[/QUOTE]
LOL!!! i would try and go with him!!
xD
LOL!!! i would try and go with him!!
xD
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="9933FF"><b>MyFairyQueen wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: [/QUOTENAME]What if Johns ass turned green?[/QUOTE]
That would be cool! Sweetest sight ever seen...[/QUOTE]
Hehehehehe. What if Freddie half shaved his moustash? =][/QUOTE]
OH GOSH!!! I WOULD KILL TO SEE THAT! LMAO!! HAHA! What if Roger died his hair pink? LMFAO!
That would be cool! Sweetest sight ever seen...[/QUOTE]
Hehehehehe. What if Freddie half shaved his moustash? =][/QUOTE]
OH GOSH!!! I WOULD KILL TO SEE THAT! LMAO!! HAHA! What if Roger died his hair pink? LMFAO!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="9933FF"><b>MyFairyQueen wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="9933FF"><b>MyFairyQueen wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: [/QUOTENAME]What if Johns ass turned green?[/QUOTE]
That would be cool! Sweetest sight ever seen...[/QUOTE]
Hehehehehe. What if Freddie half shaved his moustash? =][/QUOTE]
OH GOSH!!! I WOULD KILL TO SEE THAT! LMAO!! HAHA! What if Roger died his hair pink? LMFAO![/QUOTE]
He's already had his hair green before... :D
That would be cool! Sweetest sight ever seen...[/QUOTE]
Hehehehehe. What if Freddie half shaved his moustash? =][/QUOTE]
OH GOSH!!! I WOULD KILL TO SEE THAT! LMAO!! HAHA! What if Roger died his hair pink? LMFAO![/QUOTE]
He's already had his hair green before... :D