My hair is blue....
Maybe it should be green and I could re-name myself Roger instead of Freddie?
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'Your neighbor turns out to be a barking mad scientist who's turned his washer into a time machine and one day you sneak in and go for a spin cycle back in time and end up plopped in the front row to see Queen at Wembley and about the time they're doing "Tear it Up", an improbably built space-ship lands on stage and four aliens who look like unnecessarily perfect clones of Burt Reynolds take Freddie aside and (in voices loud enough to be picked up by the microphone) explain that it is of the utmost importance that they whisk him away to perform numerous anal-probic tests that would be preposterously similar to their having sex with him ?'
Nice, He would probably love that.... :P
Nice, He would probably love that.... :P
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="red">The Audacity of Kelley wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I can't decide if I would...
A) Be able to let him go and climb aboard their star-ship and head for the skies.
[/QUOTE]
isn't that a Styx song?
A) Be able to let him go and climb aboard their star-ship and head for the skies.
[/QUOTE]
isn't that a Styx song?
haha! That is funny! xD
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]7 seas of Rhye wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="red">The Audacity of Kelley wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I can't decide if I would...
A) Be able to let him go and climb aboard their star-ship and head for the skies.
[/QUOTE]
isn't that a Styx song?[/QUOTE]
Yep ! An ever-so-terribly-minor re-wording of part of "Come Sail Away".
Hm. I don't see why people care what would have happened if Freddie "wasn't gay". We have SO much more interesting things to ponder - like this and...
What if your linen closet turns out to be a portal to another demention where filling out certain parts of a census can get "jedi" known as an official religion and you find yourself in a rather fetid smelling trash compactor with Brain May and just as your about to gawk at him, a figure in black is beamed in by Scotty, and as he's about to cut off Brian's hand you have to make a very big choice ?
That choice being, do you sacrafice your own precious limb so that other-demension Brian can continue to strike fear into the heart of other Jedi with lesser hair-care products, as everyone knows that mechanical hands are no good for playing the guitar ?
A) Be able to let him go and climb aboard their star-ship and head for the skies.
[/QUOTE]
isn't that a Styx song?[/QUOTE]
Yep ! An ever-so-terribly-minor re-wording of part of "Come Sail Away".
Hm. I don't see why people care what would have happened if Freddie "wasn't gay". We have SO much more interesting things to ponder - like this and...
What if your linen closet turns out to be a portal to another demention where filling out certain parts of a census can get "jedi" known as an official religion and you find yourself in a rather fetid smelling trash compactor with Brain May and just as your about to gawk at him, a figure in black is beamed in by Scotty, and as he's about to cut off Brian's hand you have to make a very big choice ?
That choice being, do you sacrafice your own precious limb so that other-demension Brian can continue to strike fear into the heart of other Jedi with lesser hair-care products, as everyone knows that mechanical hands are no good for playing the guitar ?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="red">The Audacity of Kelley wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]7 seas of Rhye wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="red">The Audacity of Kelley wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I can't decide if I would...
A) Be able to let him go and climb aboard their star-ship and head for the skies.
[/QUOTE]
isn't that a Styx song?[/QUOTE]
Yep ! An ever-so-terribly-minor re-wording of part of "Come Sail Away".
Hm. I don't see why people care what would have happened if Freddie "wasn't gay". We have SO much more interesting things to ponder - like this and...
What if your linen closet turns out to be a portal to another demention where filling out certain parts of a census can get "jedi" known as an official religion and you find yourself in a rather fetid smelling trash compactor with Brain May and just as your about to gawk at him, a figure in black is beamed in by Scotty, and as he's about to cut off Brian's hand you have to make a very big choice ?
That choice being, do you sacrafice your own precious limb so that other-demension Brian can continue to strike fear into the heart of other Jedi with lesser hair-care products, as everyone knows that mechanical hands are no good for playing the guitar ?[/QUOTE]
Your a strange one. Very creative mind I must say.
A) Be able to let him go and climb aboard their star-ship and head for the skies.
[/QUOTE]
isn't that a Styx song?[/QUOTE]
Yep ! An ever-so-terribly-minor re-wording of part of "Come Sail Away".
Hm. I don't see why people care what would have happened if Freddie "wasn't gay". We have SO much more interesting things to ponder - like this and...
What if your linen closet turns out to be a portal to another demention where filling out certain parts of a census can get "jedi" known as an official religion and you find yourself in a rather fetid smelling trash compactor with Brain May and just as your about to gawk at him, a figure in black is beamed in by Scotty, and as he's about to cut off Brian's hand you have to make a very big choice ?
That choice being, do you sacrafice your own precious limb so that other-demension Brian can continue to strike fear into the heart of other Jedi with lesser hair-care products, as everyone knows that mechanical hands are no good for playing the guitar ?[/QUOTE]
Your a strange one. Very creative mind I must say.
Kelley, what where you smoking when you created this thread?lol!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mrs.Freddie Mercury wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Kelley, what where you smoking when you created this thread?lol![/QUOTE]
Oh, what does it matter? It's brilliant! xD
Oh, what does it matter? It's brilliant! xD
These accusations !
To my knowledge, I have never done any sort of illegal srug, or used a perscription one purely for pleasure.
Actually... If we're being honest and open here... My brain actually produces these secretions that are considered to be a "drug" by some laws and regulations - but I can't discuss this in great depth, as I am prevented by certain legal restrictions inherent with governmental discovery of such a condition.
I don't know how my brain works, nor do I have the desire to find out. Invariably, it would distress my delicate nature and render my gifts utterly useless.
Or, you could just hit me over the head with a large, pink, book with a man in a funny hat on the cover and we'll call it even.
To my knowledge, I have never done any sort of illegal srug, or used a perscription one purely for pleasure.
Actually... If we're being honest and open here... My brain actually produces these secretions that are considered to be a "drug" by some laws and regulations - but I can't discuss this in great depth, as I am prevented by certain legal restrictions inherent with governmental discovery of such a condition.
I don't know how my brain works, nor do I have the desire to find out. Invariably, it would distress my delicate nature and render my gifts utterly useless.
Or, you could just hit me over the head with a large, pink, book with a man in a funny hat on the cover and we'll call it even.