Somebody answer me this question:
Why is it that fat and ugly guys with tons of hair on their back are allowed to mown their lawns with no shirts on...
...while hot chicks with killer bodies get arrested by doing the exact same thing?
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Its our right wing plot to decrease the population
Thanks!
Now I know why I haven't been able to get a boner since I saw my neighbor showing off his fat tities on Sunday morning.
Now I know why I haven't been able to get a boner since I saw my neighbor showing off his fat tities on Sunday morning.
Yeah, we opened our own branch of KFC to try to get everyone fat. Now you can order a large bucket of Left Wings
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Somebody answer me this question:
Why is it that fat and ugly guys with tons of hair on their back are allowed to mown their lawns with no shirts on...
...while hot chicks with killer bodies get arrested by doing the exact same thing?[/QUOTE]
LOL!!! Good question!!
Why is it that fat and ugly guys with tons of hair on their back are allowed to mown their lawns with no shirts on...
...while hot chicks with killer bodies get arrested by doing the exact same thing?[/QUOTE]
LOL!!! Good question!!
Hey Mr. Jingles
I know what you mean. I think whatever that rule is, it's somewhere on the list around the rules that say that you have to be 300 plus pounds to wear a speedo.
**shudders** Seen that one demonstrated way too often!
I know what you mean. I think whatever that rule is, it's somewhere on the list around the rules that say that you have to be 300 plus pounds to wear a speedo.
**shudders** Seen that one demonstrated way too often!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]CMU HistoryGirl wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Hey Mr. Jingles
I know what you mean. I think whatever that rule is, it's somewhere on the list around the rules that say that you have to be 300 plus pounds to wear a speedo.
**shudders** Seen that one demonstrated way too often![/QUOTE]
-shudder- ewwwww X[
hot chickz get arrested for that?! thats stupid
I know what you mean. I think whatever that rule is, it's somewhere on the list around the rules that say that you have to be 300 plus pounds to wear a speedo.
**shudders** Seen that one demonstrated way too often![/QUOTE]
-shudder- ewwwww X[
hot chickz get arrested for that?! thats stupid
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Somebody answer me this question:
Why is it that fat and ugly guys with tons of hair on their back are allowed to mown their lawns with no shirts on...
...while hot chicks with killer bodies get arrested by doing the exact same thing?[/QUOTE]
How often do YOU see hot chicks mowing lawns EVER, regardless of apparel?
Why is it that fat and ugly guys with tons of hair on their back are allowed to mown their lawns with no shirts on...
...while hot chicks with killer bodies get arrested by doing the exact same thing?[/QUOTE]
How often do YOU see hot chicks mowing lawns EVER, regardless of apparel?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color=666600>Music Man wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Somebody answer me this question:
Why is it that fat and ugly guys with tons of hair on their back are allowed to mown their lawns with no shirts on...
...while hot chicks with killer bodies get arrested by doing the exact same thing?[/QUOTE]
How often do YOU see hot chicks mowing lawns EVER, regardless of apparel?[/QUOTE]
Hmmm... I was obviously refering at NOT wearing shirts.
However, hot chicks mowing lawns might not be as awesome as hot chicks washing cars.
Why is it that fat and ugly guys with tons of hair on their back are allowed to mown their lawns with no shirts on...
...while hot chicks with killer bodies get arrested by doing the exact same thing?[/QUOTE]
How often do YOU see hot chicks mowing lawns EVER, regardless of apparel?[/QUOTE]
Hmmm... I was obviously refering at NOT wearing shirts.
However, hot chicks mowing lawns might not be as awesome as hot chicks washing cars.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color=666600>Music Man wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Somebody answer me this question:
Why is it that fat and ugly guys with tons of hair on their back are allowed to mown their lawns with no shirts on...
...while hot chicks with killer bodies get arrested by doing the exact same thing?[/QUOTE]
How often do YOU see hot chicks mowing lawns EVER, regardless of apparel?[/QUOTE]
Hmmm... I was obviously refering at NOT wearing shirts.
However, hot chicks mowing lawns might not be as awesome as hot chicks washing cars.[/QUOTE]
Haha, hey, you said the exact same thing.
Why is it that fat and ugly guys with tons of hair on their back are allowed to mown their lawns with no shirts on...
...while hot chicks with killer bodies get arrested by doing the exact same thing?[/QUOTE]
How often do YOU see hot chicks mowing lawns EVER, regardless of apparel?[/QUOTE]
Hmmm... I was obviously refering at NOT wearing shirts.
However, hot chicks mowing lawns might not be as awesome as hot chicks washing cars.[/QUOTE]
Haha, hey, you said the exact same thing.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Somebody answer me this question:
Why is it that fat and ugly guys with tons of hair on their back are allowed to mown their lawns with no shirts on...
...while hot chicks with killer bodies get arrested by doing the exact same thing?[/QUOTE]
Because if you ARE a hot chick and you DO have a killer body, dammit SHAVE YOUR BACK!!!
Why is it that fat and ugly guys with tons of hair on their back are allowed to mown their lawns with no shirts on...
...while hot chicks with killer bodies get arrested by doing the exact same thing?[/QUOTE]
Because if you ARE a hot chick and you DO have a killer body, dammit SHAVE YOUR BACK!!!
I remember the other day I went to Barnes&Noble and while I was waiting on the line, there was this guy in front of me wearing a tank top that exposed a gruesome bunch of dark thick hairs on his back.
To make matters ever worse, the guy was sweating like a roasted pork. You could even see the drops of sweat running down his back. It was absolutely disgusting.
The guy could have been Chewbacca's cousin for all I knew. I nearly puked at the sight of that.
To make matters ever worse, the guy was sweating like a roasted pork. You could even see the drops of sweat running down his back. It was absolutely disgusting.
The guy could have been Chewbacca's cousin for all I knew. I nearly puked at the sight of that.
God, I hote those men. :O They always happen to be mowing the lawn with their hairy backs when I go to pick my sister up from school..
Somehow Robin Willianms comes to mind...
Now, I am a 6'6" skinny, pretty well built dude, and I NEVER, EVER mow my yard sans shirt....as it may cause the local housewives to wreck thier minivans passing by!
Really, I just find it tacky, but there are plenty of bigguns around to make up for my lack of display.
I do, however, enjoy mowing in my crotchless chaps, but as I sit on a riding mower, no one knows but me!
Really, I just find it tacky, but there are plenty of bigguns around to make up for my lack of display.
I do, however, enjoy mowing in my crotchless chaps, but as I sit on a riding mower, no one knows but me!