Queen + Steve Irwin, The Crocodile Hunter Tour CANCELLED

REUTERS:

"We enjoyed the tour with Paul Rodgers, I grant that", said Queen guitarist Brian May, "but the next tour was to present Steve Irwin, the crocodile hunter, filling Freddie's shoes."

Unfortunately for May and Queen's drummer, Roger Taylor, Steve Irwin died early this morning after having been stung in the heart by a sting ray, while filming a documentary.

"We are devastated", Taylor said, "Steve Irwin was not only high on our list of replacement singers, he WAS the one." Brian May added, "we asked Steve to please stop hunting crocodiles and meddling with wildlife so that he would be able-bodied for the tour [which was scheduled to begin in November]."

Queen fans all over the world are devastated that the "Queen + Steve Irwin: The Crocodile Hunter" tour will never see the light of day.

=(...Please tell me you are kidding.

No, not kidding. Steve Irwin really was killed this morning. Check Yahoo! news or turn on the TV. For real.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]mrjordy wrote: [/QUOTENAME]REUTERS:

"We enjoyed the tour with Paul Rodgers, I grant that", said Queen guitarist Brian May, "but the next tour was to present Steve Irwin, the crocodile hunter, filling Freddie's shoes."

Unfortunately for May and Queen's drummer, Roger Taylor, Steve Irwin died early this morning after having been stung in the heart by a sting ray, while filming a documentary.

"We are devestated", Taylor said, "Steve Irwin was not only high on our list of replacement singers, he WAS the one." Brian May added, "we asked Steve to please stop hunting crocodiles and meddling with wildlife so that he would be able-bodied for the tour [which was scheduled to begin in November]."

Queen fans all over the world are devestated that the "Queen + Steve Irwin: The Crocodile Hunter" tour will never see the light of day.[/QUOTE]
You're not funny

Oh yes I am.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]mrjordy wrote: [/QUOTENAME]No, not kidding. Steve Irwin really was killed this morning. Check Yahoo! news or turn on the TV. For real.[/QUOTE]



:'(...I meant about the tour...

No, he's right.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]mrjordy wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Oh yes I am.[/QUOTE]
You're not funny, you're rude. Now cut it out!!!

Mrs. Freddie, I'm just being silly. Jesus.

As for you, Moreofthatjazz, of course there's no Queen + SI tour. How awful would that tour have been?

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]mrjordy wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Mrs. Freddie, I'm just being silly. Jesus.[/QUOTE]
Death isn't silly!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]mrjordy wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Mrs. Freddie, I'm just being silly. Jesus.[/QUOTE]



OOOOH! Thank god! I was about to say...I missed a tour! xD But It was still kind of mean...

This was quite a tasteless joke, since the man died today.

No, SILLY is a guy that spends his time sticking his mug in crocodile's faces, playing with dangerous, venemous animals and making a living off of endangering his life (as well as his baby's life: remember when he held his newborn over a 15 ft. crocodile?)

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]mrjordy wrote: [/QUOTENAME]No, SILLY is a guy that spends his time sticking his mug in crocodile's faces, playing with dangerous, venemous animals and making a living off of endangering his life (as well as his baby's life: remember when he held his newborn over a 15 ft. crocodile?)[/QUOTE]
He was a good person.

But I must say I thought your joke was kinda funny... :P

Steve Irwin was a good person. I wasn't trying to dishonor him, or anything. Just figured the combination of Queen + Steve Irwin was funny, on it's on.

God save Queen + The Crocodile Hunter!