The Return of the Add on Queen story!!!

Freddie raised the comb slightly to see Roger. "Don't panic, Roger. Just jump on the comb and I'll get you out of Brian's hair!"

Freddie turned to John and rolled his eyes, but when he turned back Roger wasn't there!!

Brian then shook his head, and Roger came flying out. He was now sprawled out on the floor, gasping for breath.
"Oh, no!", cried Freddie. " We..."

...crushed Steve Irwin!!! Quick, take him over to the beach, I have an idea," Freddie said sneakily.

Bri carried Steve and John carried Roger to the beach. Both Steve and Rog were unconscious. Freddie led the way, and pointed to the ocean.

"Oh no, the press!! Freddie, hide!! You're supposed to be dead, and he's not!!!" John said as he pointed to Steve.

freddie hides his head in the sand, john

distracted the Press by saying: "Look Guys, there´s Michael Jackson giving some candies to Madonna´sons!". :P

The press actually believed John and left, but there was the problem of how to get to a nearby hospital to make sure Steve was alright!

John checked Steve's pulse and said...

"I hear his heart. He's alive!" Steve...

said "Crikey!" ran off and jumped into the ocean. Brian then realized that the shoe was still in his hair and...

screamed, "Freddie, would you please get this bloody footwear out of my hair?" Freddie...

came over to him and tried to untangle the web of hair around the shoe! By this time, Brian was used to the pain, so it didn't matter. Just then, Steve

Spotted a Black Mamba snake from the African savannas, shouted, "Crikey! It's in the wrong 'abitat!" and went bounding after it.