The Return of the Add on Queen story!!!

Just then the snake bounded after the shoe in Brian's hair, but somehow, after the snake struck, the shoe fell out! Roger woke up and said, "Wanna go out and get...

some donuts! Freddie heard him say that, and thought that he was quite random about it. john..

was standing and he looked like he was sleeping, than, Freddie

..slapped him across the face to wake him up. Then john....

let out a big yawn and said, "Thanks, Freddie." Freddie...

slaps john's butt. "what the hell did you do that for, fred?" freddie says...

"just checking are u still here, dear"

John said, "Well, yes I'm still here, but that doesn't mean you have to be a nasty pevert."

"Well at least I can sing!" Freddie replied and he stuck his tongue out. John...

made a stupid face and retorted, "Well, the least you could learn to play a guitar besides piano!" Freddie...

Is mildly disturbed when Roger goes over and slaps both their asses since he's a dirty pervert (like usual), but then in upset because those buns of steel really hurt his hand (not the other way around as he had intended) - of course, about this time, good Mr. Irwin had built a small fire and had cooked the snake into delicious little meaty snack-bits that looked a lot like those little meat and cheese balls you find at holiday parties - of course, everyone was starving and they each ate their bit and Roger (the dirty young man) pointed out to Freddie that "You're eating a snake in public" and Freddie nearly choked on his bits of black mamba, and In order to try and save his dear little life, John - in an act of remarkalbe courage -

.. began to choke on his mamba as well, so that Freddie wouldn't feel lonely, choking all by his lonesome self. So now they were both coughing and weezing and gasping for breath.
"Crikey!", exclaimed Steve without a hint of accent. "You guys are screeeeeeeewed!"
"You mean you were faking the Australian accent all along?!", a beweildered Brian yelled.
"N-new, Oi din't... Screw it. You didn't hear a thing." And with that, Steve ran away....
Meanwhile Roger was roaring with laughter. "Snake!!!", he screamed, out of breath. "In public, too!"

So Brian threw the shoe as hard as he could, hitting Freddie in the back. Freddie...

Is in general annoyed with his new back-ache, but mostly flattered that John treated him like the queen of England...

so freddie starts looking all... lusty towards john. john, being freked out...

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="indigo"><b>friedchicken \m/ wrote: [/QUOTENAME]so freddie starts looking all... lusty towards john. john, being freked out...[/QUOTE]
^ xD xD! John said, "Freddie, you know I don't swing that way.." He took two steps away from Freddie. However, Freddie took three forward and ended up tumbling over into John's lap, as they both fell down.
"Thank you, Johnny...", said Freddie, batting his eyelashes.

John...