What a grumpy old bastard! His soapbox is nothing but a place for his bitching lately. I love the man's work, and most of the time agree with his side on the rants, don't get me wrong, but every time I've popped on and read his stuff lately, his whining about something else. I can't imagine how bad it'll get when he gets incontinent or his hands go arthritic...
"Bloody hell, I shat myself today and these damned Depends didn't hold true. I ended up with my own feces all up my back at lunch - so itchy and gooey. Why can't anyone get anything right these days? I'll tell you, when I was young..."
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Man, I don't blame Brian since he had computer problems.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>The Audacity of Kelley wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="0066CC">Queen_Rox wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="red">The Audacity of Kelley wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brian May wrote :
[/QUOTENAME]...from the bald dwarfs with cocaine on their heads. (It's apochryphal, a fabrication, and always was ... )[/QUOTE]
Thank you, Brian. Now I can sleep at night (that's actually not sarcasm...).
He made me laugh. This makes me happy to know Brian May doesn't write soap-boxes like a poopy person.[/QUOTE]
How'd you do that?[/QUOTE]
When you quote someone, there are little "tags" the forum automatically uses...
In this example, I've replaced the necessary square brackets ("[]") with funky brackets ("{}") :
{QUOTE}{QUOTENAME}Brian May wrote :
{/QUOTENAME}...from the bald dwarfs with cocaine on their heads. (It's apochryphal, a fabrication, and always was ... ){/QUOTE}
Which can produce effects like...
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Freddie Mercury (that's me!) is writing :[/QUOTENAME]I'm sending this message from Heaven's newly installed DSL stations...
I'm afraid I don't really understand how this is supposed to work at all... but! there are plenty of people here who seem willing to help one out, you know (they're such dears, I don't know how they put up with me!).
Everyone of you beauties should know that Heaven is being very nice to me, but it's not something you should be dying to see! You see, here it's generally frowned upon to make reservations - you're suppsed to let them call your number, not the other way around.
Oh, yes, and please don't call me "Fred" - it sounds like a burp or something atrocious like that - and I'm afraid I just can't stand it!
I'm amazed that people on Earth still listen to my music! I'm sure you'll all scoff at that old stuff when you see what I've (well, we've) been producing up here!
Just take it all with a wink!
[/QUOTE][/QUOTE]
Thanks! :D
[/QUOTENAME]...from the bald dwarfs with cocaine on their heads. (It's apochryphal, a fabrication, and always was ... )[/QUOTE]
Thank you, Brian. Now I can sleep at night (that's actually not sarcasm...).
He made me laugh. This makes me happy to know Brian May doesn't write soap-boxes like a poopy person.[/QUOTE]
How'd you do that?[/QUOTE]
When you quote someone, there are little "tags" the forum automatically uses...
In this example, I've replaced the necessary square brackets ("[]") with funky brackets ("{}") :
{QUOTE}{QUOTENAME}Brian May wrote :
{/QUOTENAME}...from the bald dwarfs with cocaine on their heads. (It's apochryphal, a fabrication, and always was ... ){/QUOTE}
Which can produce effects like...
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Freddie Mercury (that's me!) is writing :[/QUOTENAME]I'm sending this message from Heaven's newly installed DSL stations...
I'm afraid I don't really understand how this is supposed to work at all... but! there are plenty of people here who seem willing to help one out, you know (they're such dears, I don't know how they put up with me!).
Everyone of you beauties should know that Heaven is being very nice to me, but it's not something you should be dying to see! You see, here it's generally frowned upon to make reservations - you're suppsed to let them call your number, not the other way around.
Oh, yes, and please don't call me "Fred" - it sounds like a burp or something atrocious like that - and I'm afraid I just can't stand it!
I'm amazed that people on Earth still listen to my music! I'm sure you'll all scoff at that old stuff when you see what I've (well, we've) been producing up here!
Just take it all with a wink!
[/QUOTE][/QUOTE]
Thanks! :D
Do you talk that way in real life, Matt? What do you do when you're not on the computer? Background information, please. Tell us YOUR story. Maybe Queenzone can help...
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mircrowave! wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Do you talk that way in real life, Matt? What do you do when you're not on the computer? Background information, please. Tell us YOUR story. Maybe Queenzone can help...[/QUOTE]
Are you implying that he's got a real life ?
Are you implying that he's got a real life ?
i bet the majority of people aren't exactly who they portray themselves to be on the internet(or in real life, hmmmm)...some to a greater extent than others...
i for example am posing as an 18-year-old female college student, but actually i'm john deacon. jk.
i for example am posing as an 18-year-old female college student, but actually i'm john deacon. jk.
I'm so glad I'm me...
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>The Audacity of Kelley wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I'm so glad I'm me...[/QUOTE]
good for you, dear.
good for you, dear.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="66CC00">macbethscrazywife wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>The Audacity of Kelley wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I'm so glad I'm me...[/QUOTE]
good for you, dear.[/QUOTE]
Fine, be that way !
But I know Macduff's "secret", and I'm not telling your husband.
good for you, dear.[/QUOTE]
Fine, be that way !
But I know Macduff's "secret", and I'm not telling your husband.
That's what he gets for using a Mac. The pieces of shit.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>The Audacity of Kelley wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="66CC00">macbethscrazywife wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>The Audacity of Kelley wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I'm so glad I'm me...[/QUOTE]
good for you, dear.[/QUOTE]
Fine, be that way !
But I know Macduff's "secret", and I'm not telling your husband.[/QUOTE]
macduff is a woman?
i think musicman just tarnished my family name...
this thread is rapidly deteriorating into personal forumness. sorry yall.
good for you, dear.[/QUOTE]
Fine, be that way !
But I know Macduff's "secret", and I'm not telling your husband.[/QUOTE]
macduff is a woman?
i think musicman just tarnished my family name...
this thread is rapidly deteriorating into personal forumness. sorry yall.
awwwwwh poor Brian =P I'm happy to know taht at least he USED to be mac supporter =P like myself, until mine is making me feel like i'm closer to a nervous breakdown than ever before. I was kind of scared to check that link at first lol
Brian snaps in those blogs that he write!
Read it earlier, and I loved it xD
He and his battles with his computers are hilarious, even though it frustrates him so =D
I think it's no less than AMAZING that he actually takes the time to write all this. I mean, it's just every-day stuff - how many HUGE rock-musicians do that?!
He's the best! =D
He and his battles with his computers are hilarious, even though it frustrates him so =D
I think it's no less than AMAZING that he actually takes the time to write all this. I mean, it's just every-day stuff - how many HUGE rock-musicians do that?!
He's the best! =D
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]kagezan1313 wrote: [/QUOTENAME] I can't imagine how bad it'll get when he gets incontinent or his hands go arthritic...
"Bloody hell, I shat myself today and these damned Depends didn't hold true. I ended up with my own feces all up my back at lunch - so itchy and gooey. Why can't anyone get anything right these days? I'll tell you, when I was young..."[/QUOTE]
:O ROFL! Oh, thats awful :P
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Rikke wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
I think it's no less than AMAZING that he actually takes the time to write all this. I mean, it's just every-day stuff - how many HUGE rock-musicians do that?!
He's the best! =D[/QUOTE]
Hahaha, you make a very good point!! Brian's one in a million! <3 You cant but loving him and his er...continual ranting :D
"Bloody hell, I shat myself today and these damned Depends didn't hold true. I ended up with my own feces all up my back at lunch - so itchy and gooey. Why can't anyone get anything right these days? I'll tell you, when I was young..."[/QUOTE]
:O ROFL! Oh, thats awful :P
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Rikke wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
I think it's no less than AMAZING that he actually takes the time to write all this. I mean, it's just every-day stuff - how many HUGE rock-musicians do that?!
He's the best! =D[/QUOTE]
Hahaha, you make a very good point!! Brian's one in a million! <3 You cant but loving him and his er...continual ranting :D