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Freddie: Wow! Look, that tree's leaves are... BROWN! AND they are falling to the ground...

John (patronising tone): That's because, in England Freddie, I don't know if it's the same in India or Zanzibar or wherever, but we have a thing called AUTUMN...
Freddie (turning round): Oh shut the fuck up Smarty-PAAAAAAA!!!!!
Roger (jiggling the scary toy): Tee-hee-hee
Brian:ZZZZZZZzzzzZZZZ, Z-whasafuh?
heh, roger...teeehee! haha lovve it
why pay the visit when the visit is free? "this shitty guitar wont play what i want! it only knows three chords!"
http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=14835

John: you guys, brian fell asleep on me again...
Roger: why don't we give him a wake up call with mr. monster...
"Boredom is the biggest disease in the whole world, darling." Unfortunately, I have it.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Rikke wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I would really like someone to think up a GREAT one, for this:
http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=8766

xD[/QUOTE]
Roger: OMG Freddie is shoving his cock in my face AGAIN!!! It's HUUUGE, maybe if I hide behind the drumkit he'll stop...
Still just one more tiny little peek... no harm done... fuck why am I getting a warm happy feeling inside whenever Fred bends backwards?!

Sorry that was crap!
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Rikke wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I would really like someone to think up a GREAT one, for this:
http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=8766

xD[/QUOTE]
Haha, he reminds me of Luca Brasi when he got garrot wired....
http://www.godfatherfilms.com/films_images/lucas_end.jpg
(The godfather, of course...)
Freddie: (Before the incident) I want you to go to Robert Plant from the Led Zeppelin…. Tell him… you're not too happy with the family (Queen) and that you're interested in joining him.
Roger: Yes, Godfather.
(Roger is back in his small apartment, putting on a holster and bullet proof vest. He sticks a pair of drum sticks in the holster and puts on a snazzy coat over that and one of those stupid messenger boy hats he likes to wear.)
(At the bar, talking to Robert Plant)
Robert: So I hear you ain't too happy with the family. (Queen) You could do a lot of work for us. That John Bonham don't do us no good no more.
Roger: Yes.
(Robert gives Roger a ciggy)
(Shady looking bartender passes him a drink and pats his hand)
Suddenly, the bartender reaches into Roger's coat, pulls out the drumstick and stabs his hand, holding it down. He gets garrot wired.

[Cut to the picture]

(Later, Brian, John and Freddie are all sitting around and drinking and smoking)
Freddie gets a package. It is Roger's vest with a pair of drumsticks rolled up in it.

Freddie: What the hell is this?
Brian: It's means, "Roger Taylor was turned into a pair of drumsticks."

John inhales his cigarette and stares into space.
THE END (Godfather waltz begins to play)
:DDDDDDDDDDDDD
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I knew this would happen. Heee.
"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely." - Ogden Nash
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=teal>Cookies!!<h6>Spicy<h6> wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Rikke wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I would really like someone to think up a GREAT one, for this:
http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=8766

xD[/QUOTE]
Haha, he reminds me of Luca Brasi when he got garrot wired....
http://www.godfatherfilms.com/films_images/lucas_end.jpg
(The godfather, of course...)
Freddie: (Before the incident) I want you to go to Robert Plant from the Led Zeppelin…. Tell him… you're not too happy with the family (Queen) and that you're interested in joining him.
Roger: Yes, Godfather.
(Roger is back in his small apartment, putting on a holster and bullet proof vest. He sticks a pair of drum sticks in the holster and puts on a snazzy coat over that and one of those stupid messenger boy hats he likes to wear.)
(At the bar, talking to Robert Plant)
Robert: So I hear you ain't too happy with the family. (Queen) You could do a lot of work for us. That John Bonham don't do us no good no more.
Roger: Yes.
(Robert gives Roger a ciggy)
(Shady looking bartender passes him a drink and pats his hand)
Suddenly, the bartender reaches into Roger's coat, pulls out the drumstick and stabs his hand, holding it down. He gets garrot wired.

[Cut to the picture]

(Later, Brian, John and Freddie are all sitting around and drinking and smoking)
Freddie gets a package. It is Roger's vest with a pair of drumsticks rolled up in it.

Freddie: What the hell is this?
Brian: It's means, "Roger Taylor was turned into a pair of drumsticks."

John inhales his cigarette and stares into space.
THE END (Godfather waltz begins to play)
:DDDDDDDDDDDDD[/QUOTE]

OMFG!!! HAHAHAHA
"Life is much too short to while away with tears".
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Baneé wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=teal>Cookies!!<h6>Spicy<h6> wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Rikke wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I would really like someone to think up a GREAT one, for this:
http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=8766

xD[/QUOTE]
Haha, he reminds me of Luca Brasi when he got garrot wired....
http://www.godfatherfilms.com/films_images/lucas_end.jpg
(The godfather, of course...)
Freddie: (Before the incident) I want you to go to Robert Plant from the Led Zeppelin…. Tell him… you're not too happy with the family (Queen) and that you're interested in joining him.
Roger: Yes, Godfather.
(Roger is back in his small apartment, putting on a holster and bullet proof vest. He sticks a pair of drum sticks in the holster and puts on a snazzy coat over that and one of those stupid messenger boy hats he likes to wear.)
(At the bar, talking to Robert Plant)
Robert: So I hear you ain't too happy with the family. (Queen) You could do a lot of work for us. That John Bonham don't do us no good no more.
Roger: Yes.
(Robert gives Roger a ciggy)
(Shady looking bartender passes him a drink and pats his hand)
Suddenly, the bartender reaches into Roger's coat, pulls out the drumstick and stabs his hand, holding it down. He gets garrot wired.

[Cut to the picture]

(Later, Brian, John and Freddie are all sitting around and drinking and smoking)
Freddie gets a package. It is Roger's vest with a pair of drumsticks rolled up in it.

Freddie: What the hell is this?
Brian: It's means, "Roger Taylor was turned into a pair of drumsticks."

John inhales his cigarette and stares into space.
THE END (Godfather waltz begins to play)
:DDDDDDDDDDDDD[/QUOTE]

OMFG!!! HAHAHAHA[/QUOTE]
I'm glad you like my scary humour. :D
Back whenever
http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=8766

cost of a queen concert ticket: well worth it
price of your entire queen memoriabilia collection: a pretty penny
roger taylor's expression at people getting hot dogs during his drum solo: priceless


(if you dont get it, watch the wembley interviews with brian n roger)
"Boredom is the biggest disease in the whole world, darling." Unfortunately, I have it.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]skiqueen wrote: [/QUOTENAME]http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=8766

cost of a queen concert ticket: well worth it
price of your entire queen memoriabilia collection: a pretty penny
roger taylor's expression at people getting hot dogs during his drum solo: priceless


(if you dont get it, watch the wembley interviews with brian n roger) [/QUOTE]

ROFLMAO! HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! Thats AWESOME!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]WhatMustHeThink wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]skiqueen wrote: [/QUOTENAME]http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=8766

cost of a queen concert ticket: well worth it
price of your entire queen memoriabilia collection: a pretty penny
roger taylor's expression at people getting hot dogs during his drum solo: priceless


(if you dont get it, watch the wembley interviews with brian n roger) [/QUOTE]

ROFLMAO! HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! Thats AWESOME![/QUOTE]
That really was good! HAHA! I laughed for like 10 minutes!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdoo21lvza8 ^greatest video ever made "If I get the answer wrong, you can kick me in the nuts" -Sean I am the most obsessed Queen fan.
http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=6362

Brian: C'mon, smile guys. Look, it's not my fault that I was the only one allowed to keep my hair i.e. I looked the best from 1970-76 and you didn't even realise it...
Freddie: *Growls*
John: *Cries*
Roger: *THUD*
Bri:Oooh... by dose hurds!!!

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