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skiqueen · Member since
http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=14474

freddie: MY GOD! that's the biggest cockroach i've ever seen! what the hell is it doing in here?
caterer: why, that's you're dinner of course! don't you know that people here in japan eat cockroaches? im sorry, but i dropped that one...it looked pretty juicy, too...
roger: *stares at caterer*
brian:........is this one of those reality shows? cuz im really not buying it......
roger: *staring at caterer*
john: *i knew i should have gotten those cookies at the airport*
roger: *still staring at caterer*
"Boredom is the biggest disease in the whole world, darling." Unfortunately, I have it.
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7 seas of Rhye · Member since
http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=3973

Freddie's crotch: I want to break free!





I'm going to apologize for that now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdoo21lvza8 ^greatest video ever made "If I get the answer wrong, you can kick me in the nuts" -Sean I am the most obsessed Queen fan.
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LMAO at the last two posts XD
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FriedChicken · Member since
"http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=3973"


Elton: *thinks* I know he's ugly, but he's all I can get
"On the first day Pim & Niek created a heavenly occupation. Pim & Niek blessed it and named it 'Loosch'." (Genesis 1:1)
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FreMe · Member since
http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=14837

John: Hey look Rog.. i've got our nose.

Freddie: Guys..

Roger: nooo.. How can that be?

Freddie: Er.. GUYS..!

Brian: Roger I think it's time for you to find out that it is'nt actually your nose, but his thumb..

Roger: I KNEW IT! oh John you little cheat!

Freddie: GUYS!! Someone is stealing the stage..


Okay VERY lame, I know :S
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FreMe · Member since
http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=14163

How DOES these things work? Dahmn I knew I should have given it some practice before the show..

http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=14159

John: *Still on stage a few years and a lot of hair later* Okaaay.. I have to hit those stringthings.. HAY hold on guys and audience I'm readdy now :D.. Guys?

http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=13891

John: *And even later..* HMF! Well since they all had to leave, I'll just sit here and play all alone.. *sob*
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skiqueen · Member since
^ ha ha thats a good one!
"Boredom is the biggest disease in the whole world, darling." Unfortunately, I have it.
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skiqueen · Member since
(continued w/ the cockroach caption)

http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=9988

Roger: ...it's really nice here in Japan, mummy, its just, well, they make me eat coakraches here....yes, i know you told me to be nice, and i am, but mummy, cockroaches?!?.....no, they haven't 'ordered' any strippers yet.....no, i havent been hitting on any stalkers...but they are very nice here, you know........oh, and could you just tell jenny that its not working out between us and we should see other people?...mummy? mum? hello?
"Boredom is the biggest disease in the whole world, darling." Unfortunately, I have it.
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Freddies Delilah · Member since
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]skiqueen wrote: [/QUOTENAME](continued w/ the cockroach caption)

http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=9988

Roger: ...it's really nice here in Japan, mummy, its just, well, they make me eat coakraches here....yes, i know you told me to be nice, and i am, but mummy, cockroaches?!?.....no, they haven't 'ordered' any strippers yet.....no, i havent been hitting on any stalkers...but they are very nice here, you know........oh, and could you just tell jenny that its not working out between us and we should see other people?...mummy? mum? hello?[/QUOTE]

OMG, that was so hilarious!!! Well done, that's was brilliant. Roger: mummy? So cute!! Well done! I'll try to think of some, but I'm not that good at these kinda things, so we'll see what happens.
Four old ladies, still rocking away :)
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Baneé · Member since
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=teal>Cookies!!<h6>Spicy<h6> wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Baneé wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=teal>Cookies!!<h6>Spicy<h6> wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Rikke wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I would really like someone to think up a GREAT one, for this:
http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=8766

xD[/QUOTE]
Haha, he reminds me of Luca Brasi when he got garrot wired....
http://www.godfatherfilms.com/films_images/lucas_end.jpg
(The godfather, of course...)
Freddie: (Before the incident) I want you to go to Robert Plant from the Led Zeppelin…. Tell him… you're not too happy with the family (Queen) and that you're interested in joining him.
Roger: Yes, Godfather.
(Roger is back in his small apartment, putting on a holster and bullet proof vest. He sticks a pair of drum sticks in the holster and puts on a snazzy coat over that and one of those stupid messenger boy hats he likes to wear.)
(At the bar, talking to Robert Plant)
Robert: So I hear you ain't too happy with the family. (Queen) You could do a lot of work for us. That John Bonham don't do us no good no more.
Roger: Yes.
(Robert gives Roger a ciggy)
(Shady looking bartender passes him a drink and pats his hand)
Suddenly, the bartender reaches into Roger's coat, pulls out the drumstick and stabs his hand, holding it down. He gets garrot wired.

[Cut to the picture]

(Later, Brian, John and Freddie are all sitting around and drinking and smoking)
Freddie gets a package. It is Roger's vest with a pair of drumsticks rolled up in it.

Freddie: What the hell is this?
Brian: It's means, "Roger Taylor was turned into a pair of drumsticks."

John inhales his cigarette and stares into space.
THE END (Godfather waltz begins to play)
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OMFG!!! HAHAHAHA[/QUOTE]
I'm glad you like my scary humour. :D[/QUOTE]

Of course I do! we have the same kind of humour. ;)
"Life is much too short to while away with tears".