The Key to Queen’s Greatness

By far, the funniest thing I've seen on here in yonks.

Tenian imaginacion, creatividad, originalidad. Tocaban bien, hacían bien las cosas.

Esa es siempre la clave del éxito.

Hahaha... I love this topic!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Knute wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Sir GH<br><h6>ah yeah</h6> wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Knute wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Do me a favor and listen to Royal Orleans off the Presence LP.

Maybe that will shut you up about them not having or understanding rhythm.
It has a very syncopated funk beat dressed up in that Zeppelin style. Very James Brownish at points.[/QUOTE]

But you mustn't forget, none of the guys from Led Zeppelin were born in or around Africa, so therefore they couldn't have any sense of rhythm.

Get with the program, man![/QUOTE]

But I understand they're quite fond of fried chicken and watermelon. That gives them just enough 'blackness' by proxy to have some rhythm, unlike other hard rock acts.

Everyone knows that no other heavy metal act likes fried chicken and watermelon, so it would appear our friend is right on the money.[/QUOTE]

You don't remember Buckethead, he played in Guns n'roses for some years. He always had this KFC bucket on his head, so he must love the fried chicken and therefore be grooovy as hell.

I mean Christ.... how can one listen to a track like Join Together and say there's no rhythm, syncopation or whatever in there?

WHAT A FOOL.

I had a thought.

Does this mean George Bush doesn't care about Freddie Mercury?

Haha. Silly.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Donna13 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Haha. Silly.[/QUOTE]

Come now - I knew we were one bad joke away from officially hitting the bottom of the barrel, I had to do it!

Mick Jagger is NOT black!!!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]house wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Mick Jagger is NOT black!!![/QUOTE]

O_o

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Freddie's #1 Fan Forever wrote: [/QUOTENAME]By the way, I wanted to make it clear that I acutally like both the Rolling Stones and Led Zeppelin. They are good bands, especially compared to a lot of the crap that I hear on the heavy metal station. I am just saying that, for me, the rhythm is just not there. Futhermore, I think that you have to admit that a band does not necessarily understand rhythm just because it claims to be inspired by black music. By the way, I am actually part black myself.

In terms of Freddie Mercury, I obviously think that he was the greatest popular music singer ever. Since he has already been voted as such in several polls, I do not think that there is anything extreme about that argument.
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Agree !!! You are right !!

OOH

Thanks for bumping the best thread of 2006.

"Freddie Mercury was the only rockstar who really had a sense of rhythm".

... priceless!

I had to read through this topic, for old time's sake.

*sheds tear*

...as well as a good laugh.

The Key to Queen’s Greatness -

= Their talent and skill
= cheerfulness
= diligence and persistence
= charm