You're all sinners.

Yes.

I am rubber, you are glue.
Everything you say, bounces off me and sticks to you.

So there!!!

:P

You're going to hell, know that?

^^^^See above.

I'll admit, I'm a sinner.
But everyone is.
We aren't perfect dude!
That's why we are human.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>? wrote: [/QUOTENAME]^^^^See above.[/QUOTE]

I'm God, nothing sticks to me except arselickers like Tom Cruise.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Yogurt<br><font size=1>The Artist wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I'll admit, I'm a sinner.
But everyone is.
We aren't perfect dude!
That's why we are human.[/QUOTE]

I'm not a "dude", I'm God, I'm the Almighty, I can drink warm beer and enjoy it. I can watch pay-per-view porn without paying.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]***God*** wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Yogurt<br><font size=1>The Artist wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I'll admit, I'm a sinner.
But everyone is.
We aren't perfect dude!
That's why we are human.[/QUOTE]

I'm not a "dude", I'm God, I'm the Almighty, I can drink warm beer and enjoy it. I can watch pay-per-view porn without paying.[/QUOTE]



Hey! My neighbor can do that too. Your name isn't Jerry is it?

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>? wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]***God*** wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Yogurt<br><font size=1>The Artist wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I'll admit, I'm a sinner.
But everyone is.
We aren't perfect dude!
That's why we are human.[/QUOTE]

I'm not a "dude", I'm God, I'm the Almighty, I can drink warm beer and enjoy it. I can watch pay-per-view porn without paying.[/QUOTE]

Hey! My neighbor can do that too. Your name isn't Jerry is it?[/QUOTE]

I don't need to plug any cable to do that. I watch everyone doing everything from above. In fact, your neighbor is taking a dump right now, reading Sports Ilustrated. There you have it.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]***God*** wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>? wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]***God*** wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Yogurt<br><font size=1>The Artist wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I'll admit, I'm a sinner.
But everyone is.
We aren't perfect dude!
That's why we are human.[/QUOTE]

I'm not a "dude", I'm God, I'm the Almighty, I can drink warm beer and enjoy it. I can watch pay-per-view porn without paying.[/QUOTE]

Hey! My neighbor can do that too. Your name isn't Jerry is it?[/QUOTE]

I don't need to plug any cable to do that. I watch everyone doing everything from above. In fact, your neighbor is taking a dump right now, reading Sports Ilustrated. There you have it.[/QUOTE]


Ha! Wrong again oh creator of all things...he can't read. He's just looking at the pictures.

That's what the church lady at my door told me

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=>LadyMercury wrote: [/QUOTENAME]That's what the church lady at my door told me[/QUOTE]


Yes...that along with a box of nasty cookies.

HAHA!!!
.....

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="FF0033">ITiedYourMummyDown wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=>LadyMercury wrote: [/QUOTENAME]That's what the church lady at my door told me[/QUOTE]


Yes...that along with a box of nasty cookies.[/QUOTE]

No, more like a cheesy pamphlet with a bunch of creepy people on the front with a bounty of fresh fruits and veggies, surrounded by lions and animals of all kinds.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=>LadyMercury wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="FF0033">ITiedYourMummyDown wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=>LadyMercury wrote: [/QUOTENAME]That's what the church lady at my door told me[/QUOTE]


Yes...that along with a box of nasty cookies.[/QUOTE]

No, more like a cheesy pamphlet with a bunch of creepy people on the front with a bounty of fresh fruits and veggies, surrounded by lions and animals of all kinds.[/QUOTE]


Oh yes. I've recieved those...Is it against the law to put a restraining order against those annoying representatives?...I would very much love to do that >:D