[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]***God*** wrote: [/QUOTENAME]You're going to hell, know that?[/QUOTE]
ive been to Hell, Grand Cayman :) does that count?
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I once got a pamphlet in the mail telling me that God is actually called Yaweh and Jesus is not called Jesus because the letter J was not in existance when he was born and that the injections we recently recieved to vaccinate us from Meningicoccal B was actually an injection designed by the UN to wipe out 99% of the population..oh, and it said if I didn't sign up to their mumbo-jumbo I'd go to hell so yeah...think I might try Buddisim or something, they seem nicer
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Sparrow wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]***God*** wrote: [/QUOTENAME]You're going to hell, know that?[/QUOTE]
ive been to Hell, Grand Cayman :) does that count?[/QUOTE]
And I've been to Hell's Pizza's, would that count too? (btw, Hell's pizza's are sooo good!)
ive been to Hell, Grand Cayman :) does that count?[/QUOTE]
And I've been to Hell's Pizza's, would that count too? (btw, Hell's pizza's are sooo good!)
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]***God*** wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>? wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]***God*** wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Yogurt<br><font size=1>The Artist wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I'll admit, I'm a sinner.
But everyone is.
We aren't perfect dude!
That's why we are human.[/QUOTE]
I'm not a "dude", I'm God, I'm the Almighty, I can drink warm beer and enjoy it. I can watch pay-per-view porn without paying.[/QUOTE]
Hey! My neighbor can do that too. Your name isn't Jerry is it?[/QUOTE]
I don't need to plug any cable to do that. I watch everyone doing everything from above. [/QUOTE]
So can a bunch of voyeurs with professional equipment.
But everyone is.
We aren't perfect dude!
That's why we are human.[/QUOTE]
I'm not a "dude", I'm God, I'm the Almighty, I can drink warm beer and enjoy it. I can watch pay-per-view porn without paying.[/QUOTE]
Hey! My neighbor can do that too. Your name isn't Jerry is it?[/QUOTE]
I don't need to plug any cable to do that. I watch everyone doing everything from above. [/QUOTE]
So can a bunch of voyeurs with professional equipment.
I'm not a sinner, I can't have the chance to be one, to become a slut in God's eyes :P
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, 'cause sinners are much more fun"
- B. Joel
The truth if ever there was one.
- B. Joel
The truth if ever there was one.
^^^ LOVE that quote. he is a genius.
Maybe we should get in line like Freddie says
i'll agree i'm a sinner but.....................i'm also kickass
you're mom's a sinner! oh! burn! :P
your face is a sinner!
O.o
O.o
Yes. Yes, I am.
I love it and would recommend it to all my friends.
I love it and would recommend it to all my friends.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Another Person wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Yogurt<br><font size=1>The Artist wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I'll admit, I'm a sinner.
But everyone is.
We aren't perfect dude!
That's why we are human.[/QUOTE]
I'm not a "dude", I'm God, I'm the Almighty, I can drink warm beer and enjoy it. I can watch pay-per-view porn without paying.[/QUOTE]
No actually you are a Blasphemic asshole, who should be shot in the head with a 12 guauge Winchester and a deer slug. :) You will burn for even saying you are God.
But everyone is.
We aren't perfect dude!
That's why we are human.[/QUOTE]
I'm not a "dude", I'm God, I'm the Almighty, I can drink warm beer and enjoy it. I can watch pay-per-view porn without paying.[/QUOTE]
No actually you are a Blasphemic asshole, who should be shot in the head with a 12 guauge Winchester and a deer slug. :) You will burn for even saying you are God.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Crezchi wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... who should be shot in the head with a 12 guauge Winchester and a deer slug. :) You will burn for even saying you are God. [/QUOTE]
Wouldn't you burn in "Hell" for saying that?
Wouldn't you burn in "Hell" for saying that?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Crezchi wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Another Person wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Yogurt<br><font size=1>The Artist wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I'll admit, I'm a sinner.
But everyone is.
We aren't perfect dude!
That's why we are human.[/QUOTE]
I'm not a "dude", I'm God, I'm the Almighty, I can drink warm beer and enjoy it. I can watch pay-per-view porn without paying.[/QUOTE]
No actually you are a Blasphemic asshole, who should be shot in the head with a 12 guauge Winchester and a deer slug. :) You will burn for even saying you are God. [/QUOTE]
Would you happen to be a religious nut, by any chance?
Shouting "blasphemy" is a little too easy in my opinion. Anyone who hides behind their dogma and says "blasphemy" when someone objects isn't worthy of the title 'human' as far as I'm concerned.
But everyone is.
We aren't perfect dude!
That's why we are human.[/QUOTE]
I'm not a "dude", I'm God, I'm the Almighty, I can drink warm beer and enjoy it. I can watch pay-per-view porn without paying.[/QUOTE]
No actually you are a Blasphemic asshole, who should be shot in the head with a 12 guauge Winchester and a deer slug. :) You will burn for even saying you are God. [/QUOTE]
Would you happen to be a religious nut, by any chance?
Shouting "blasphemy" is a little too easy in my opinion. Anyone who hides behind their dogma and says "blasphemy" when someone objects isn't worthy of the title 'human' as far as I'm concerned.