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Stand up Comedy? any one here do it?

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Hey All.

Iv been doing the stand up comedy scene for about 3 years now. Any one else here do stand up as well?
Sometimes I tell a joke while standing. Does that count?
John: "It's the one thing I wish I could do - sing."
But...you're not funny.
We love you Mandy!
I know.
John: "It's the one thing I wish I could do - sing."
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=blue>Rick wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I know. [/QUOTE]

I woz talkin to mircal! :P
We love you Mandy!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color="#FF1493">The Fairy King wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=blue>Rick wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I know. [/QUOTE]

I woz talkin to mircal! :P[/QUOTE]

God praise the quote-function :P.
John: "It's the one thing I wish I could do - sing."
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=blue>Rick wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color="#FF1493">The Fairy King wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=blue>Rick wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I know. [/QUOTE]

I woz talkin to mircal! :P[/QUOTE]

God praise the quote-function :P.

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Sue me.
We love you Mandy!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=blue>Rick wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color="#FF1493">The Fairy King wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=blue>Rick wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I know. [/QUOTE]

I woz talkin to mircal! :P[/QUOTE]

God praise the quote-function :P.

[/QUOTE]

Log on at MSN, and quick!!! :P
I got to try al little more, because I'm an asshole but I'm learning. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfTLkUcQ7QY
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=#CC0066 face="Bradley Hand ITC"> The Mir@cle </font> wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=blue>Rick wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color="#FF1493">The Fairy King wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=blue>Rick wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I know. [/QUOTE]

I woz talkin to mircal! :P[/QUOTE]

God praise the quote-function :P.

[/QUOTE]

Log on at MSN, and quick!!! :P[/QUOTE]

Someone is going crazy to see Poppy's cleavage...
We got the Cosmos rockin'! We got the Cosmos rockin'! We got the Universe rockin'! We got the Cosmos rockin'! We got the Cosmos rockin' to the mighty power of rock'n'roll!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=#CC0066 face="Bradley Hand ITC"> The Mir@cle </font> wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=blue>Rick wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color="#FF1493">The Fairy King wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=blue>Rick wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I know. [/QUOTE]

I woz talkin to mircal! :P[/QUOTE]

God praise the quote-function :P.

[/QUOTE]

Log on at MSN, and quick!!! :P[/QUOTE]

Someone is going crazy to see Poppy's cleavage...[/QUOTE]

:')
We love you Mandy!
I did standup for a short time.. but I commited the worse sin a standup can do.. make fun of drunks in a bar.. worse yet.. making fun of drunks getting pulled over.. in a bar.. it was an amature night and as the owner said I was a SOLID first place until I did that.. I didn't even get an invite back.. it crushed my self esteem and I never went back.. of course I was somthing like 21 years old back then.. shoot.. I bet half the people that were there that night aren't even alive anymore.. lol
My Brothers and Sisters all hated me 'cause I was an only child... -Weird Al (Generic Blues) I gave up on books when 'To Kill A Mockingbird' gave me no useful advice on how to kill a mockingbird.
I did it once but realised that my pacing is shit. It was fun though. I was scared absolutely livid but ended up fairing not too badly.
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color="#FF1493">The Fairy King wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=blue>Rick wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I know. [/QUOTE]

I woz talkin to mircal! :P[/QUOTE]

Oh i am sorry, i forgot, you know me dont you? you can tell what the difference between a forum and a stage is right?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Megamike The GREAT wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I did standup for a short time.. but I commited the worse sin a standup can do.. make fun of drunks in a bar.. worse yet.. making fun of drunks getting pulled over.. in a bar.. it was an amature night and as the owner said I was a SOLID first place until I did that.. I didn't even get an invite back.. it crushed my self esteem and I never went back.. of course I was somthing like 21 years old back then.. shoot.. I bet half the people that were there that night aren't even alive anymore.. lol[/QUOTE]

Dam,... thats rough... would you ever concider gettting back up there again?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color="#FF1493">The Fairy King wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=blue>Rick wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I know. [/QUOTE]

I woz talkin to mircal! :P[/QUOTE]

ouch... do i dare take offence???

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