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I can't do standup comedy.... i write comedy sketches though in the monty python sort of way. i would love to do stand up but its never going to happen :)
I'm not a river or a giant bird, that soars to the sea, an if i'm never tied to anything i'll never be free!
so a drum set falls off a stage....


BA DUM TSH!


*crickets*


nevermind....*leaves stage*
why pay the visit when the visit is free? "this shitty guitar wont play what i want! it only knows three chords!"
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=#CC0066 face="Bradley Hand ITC"> The Mir@cle </font> wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=blue>Rick wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color="#FF1493">The Fairy King wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=blue>Rick wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I know. [/QUOTE]

I woz talkin to mircal! :P[/QUOTE]

God praise the quote-function :P.

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Log on at MSN, and quick!!! :P[/QUOTE]

Someone is going crazy to see Poppy's cleavage...[/QUOTE]
Why does my cleavage have to come into everything??
Stand-up sucks to be plain honest

In my opinion anyway, it can't get a chuckle out of me.
I'm so pissed I could spit.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color=009966>?Poppy? wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=#CC0066 face="Bradley Hand ITC"> The Mir@cle </font> wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=blue>Rick wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color="#FF1493">The Fairy King wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=blue>Rick wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I know. [/QUOTE]

I woz talkin to mircal! :P[/QUOTE]

God praise the quote-function :P.

[/QUOTE]

Log on at MSN, and quick!!! :P[/QUOTE]

Someone is going crazy to see Poppy's cleavage...[/QUOTE]
Why does my cleavage have to come into everything??[/QUOTE]


coz its just soo daim nniiceee.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=0099cc>LadyMercury wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Stand-up sucks to be plain honest

In my opinion anyway, it can't get a chuckle out of me.[/QUOTE]

that depends on who you are seeing perform.
I specialise in lame and so lame it makes you cringe
"Either this kid has a lightbulb up his ass or his colon has a great idea"
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]mircal wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Megamike The GREAT wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I did standup for a short time.. but I commited the worse sin a standup can do.. make fun of drunks in a bar.. worse yet.. making fun of drunks getting pulled over.. in a bar.. it was an amature night and as the owner said I was a SOLID first place until I did that.. I didn't even get an invite back.. it crushed my self esteem and I never went back.. of course I was somthing like 21 years old back then.. shoot.. I bet half the people that were there that night aren't even alive anymore.. lol[/QUOTE]

Dam,... thats rough... would you ever concider gettting back up there again? [/QUOTE]

Not really.. I remember back then I was doing stuff that no one would do.. Before my act started I handed out some old fish tank nets to the crowd.. (so they could wave it in the air to catch the jokes that went over their heads.. )

now.. I have no desire to do that anymore.
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