[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]KensingtonLove(Darunkhanawala) wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>Flash! wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Hmm, i get the same sometimes.
One time i was watching Kenny Everett on TV and my mother came in and started questioning about when he died.
So i told her and then she said "But i thought he was one of the first to die of AIDS??"
I replied, "No, many died before him. Like... Freddie Mercury", directing her to a lovely picture of him on my wall.
She then said, "Well, He probably caught it from him!!"
... Stupid, stupid woman! She'll never learn. :P[/QUOTE]
My mother tends to think there must have been something 'wrong' with Freddie for knowing the risks of what he was doing and not protecting himself. :/[/QUOTE]
It's possibly due to her growing up in a less acceptable society, darrrrrrrling. *hands you a flower to stop any frustration from misunderstanding parents* :)
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Haven't we had like a million threads about this?
Idiot: Freddie Mercury? Wasn't he that faggot who sang Bohemian Something-or-other?
Me: Yes, yes he was.
Idiot: He sucked balls, literally AND figuratively.
Me: I wouldn't say that if I were you.
Idiot: Oh? And why not?
Me: You haven't heard the legend?
Idiot: ...
Me: Whenever anyone insults Freddie Mercury, his spirit visits you in the night. AND FUCKS YOU IN THE ASS.
Idiot: What if it's a girl?
Me: Doesn't matter. His ghost fucks you in the ass...
Idiot: Yeah, whatever.
Me: ...And turns you gay.
Idiot: OSHIT I'M SO SORRY, FREDDIEEEEEE.
Works best on homophobes.
Me: Yes, yes he was.
Idiot: He sucked balls, literally AND figuratively.
Me: I wouldn't say that if I were you.
Idiot: Oh? And why not?
Me: You haven't heard the legend?
Idiot: ...
Me: Whenever anyone insults Freddie Mercury, his spirit visits you in the night. AND FUCKS YOU IN THE ASS.
Idiot: What if it's a girl?
Me: Doesn't matter. His ghost fucks you in the ass...
Idiot: Yeah, whatever.
Me: ...And turns you gay.
Idiot: OSHIT I'M SO SORRY, FREDDIEEEEEE.
Works best on homophobes.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>Flash! wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]KensingtonLove(Darunkhanawala) wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>Flash! wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Hmm, i get the same sometimes.
One time i was watching Kenny Everett on TV and my mother came in and started questioning about when he died.
So i told her and then she said "But i thought he was one of the first to die of AIDS??"
I replied, "No, many died before him. Like... Freddie Mercury", directing her to a lovely picture of him on my wall.
She then said, "Well, He probably caught it from him!!"
... Stupid, stupid woman! She'll never learn. :P[/QUOTE]
My mother tends to think there must have been something 'wrong' with Freddie for knowing the risks of what he was doing and not protecting himself. :/[/QUOTE]
It's possibly due to her growing up in a less acceptable society, darrrrrrrling. *hands you a flower to stop any frustration from misunderstanding parents* :)[/QUOTE]
*thinks Flashy is a sweetheart,as always* :)
One time i was watching Kenny Everett on TV and my mother came in and started questioning about when he died.
So i told her and then she said "But i thought he was one of the first to die of AIDS??"
I replied, "No, many died before him. Like... Freddie Mercury", directing her to a lovely picture of him on my wall.
She then said, "Well, He probably caught it from him!!"
... Stupid, stupid woman! She'll never learn. :P[/QUOTE]
My mother tends to think there must have been something 'wrong' with Freddie for knowing the risks of what he was doing and not protecting himself. :/[/QUOTE]
It's possibly due to her growing up in a less acceptable society, darrrrrrrling. *hands you a flower to stop any frustration from misunderstanding parents* :)[/QUOTE]
*thinks Flashy is a sweetheart,as always* :)