[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=FF0033 face=symbol>Freddie wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I have a question, well a few actually.
Where do babies come from? - A uterus
Who is Batman? - Adam West
Why is Bruce Wayne always behind that clock in his mansion? - Because he's a closet queer
Why in the hell are their so many Queen fans on this website? - where else can we go?
Why is the sky blue somedays, and then other days the sky is grey? With that being said, why is their even a sky? Where in the hell did it come from? - because it's the atmosphere. God
Why does a dog have a tail? - again, why not?
How did the dinosaurs become extinct? - Meteorite
How old are you? - 28
Where do you live? - Where's your mom?
Can I have your phone number (I lost mine)? - no
Do you have an e mail address? - yes
Do you take part in AIM or something (I'd love to get together sometime)? - no
Will you go out with me? - only if you swallow
Will you still love me if you say no? - sure
How big are your toes? - 5" long
Are you tired of all these questions? - no, keep them coming
Would you like a break? - why would I need that?
Have you ever been to www.break.com? - not recently
And if you have, do you look at the NSFW videos/pictures? - nope
What time was it when you read this question? - 2 minutes ago
Do you like to listen to The Beach Boys? - No
Who's your favorite celebrity? - Fat Albert
Do you have a job? - yes
Alright, I'm done asking questions. Now for my nap. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=Maroon>Seeing RED! wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]7 seas of Rhye wrote: [/QUOTENAME]The first person to ever milk a cow, what did he THINK he was doing??[/QUOTE]
HAHAHA!!!!!
Some of these are killing me. OK, now, Hadrian:
Why is George W. Bush president if he has an IQ of 88?
- Can't answer that. He's my boss.
Why do people think that "Mama" Cass Elliot died by chocking on a ham sandwich? And why'd she die in the same flat as Keith Moon?
- Because she did. It's cursed.
Answer me that![/QUOTE]
HAHAHA!!!!!
Some of these are killing me. OK, now, Hadrian:
Why is George W. Bush president if he has an IQ of 88?
- Can't answer that. He's my boss.
Why do people think that "Mama" Cass Elliot died by chocking on a ham sandwich? And why'd she die in the same flat as Keith Moon?
- Because she did. It's cursed.
Answer me that![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="FF00CC">Anna Banana<h6> :D wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I have a question:
When can I get a life?[/QUOTE]
-when you get older
When can I get a life?[/QUOTE]
-when you get older
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=space>sweden_man wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Here's a tough one. How were Freddie Mercury and his mother Jer Bulsara related?[/QUOTE]
- ummmm.....geez, I don't know. That's a tough one....aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh............hmmmmmmmmm........ummmmmmmmmmmmmm.........she was his mother?
- ummmm.....geez, I don't know. That's a tough one....aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh............hmmmmmmmmm........ummmmmmmmmmmmmm.........she was his mother?
Alright Hadrian, I'm bored so WTF.
Because I do swallow, will you go out with me now?
If so, where should our first date be?
What color nails do you like the most?
What is the 89th Queen song ever released on an album?
Who is Bobby Mirranda?
Do these questions annoy you at all? Even the slightest?
What time was it 10 hours 23 minutes and 28 seconds ago?
Do you have an ipod/mp3 player?
How many hours of Queen do you have on them?
Do you have a girlfriend?
Do you have a boyfriend?
Are you married? Hm?
Do you see where I'm going with this?
What is 456870 divided by 23?
The difference between two numbers is 16, Five times the smaller is the same as 8 less than twice the larger. Find the numbers.
How do you find the greatest common factor?
Who is the most underestimated actor in your opinion?
Do you believe in a thing called love?
And if so, can you hear the rythym in your heart?
What is the 59th word sung in Bohemian Rhapsody?
What will Hadrian not answer?
Is Hadrian bored?
Is this the reason why Hadrian is requesting for us Queenzoners to ask him pointless questions?
What is your favorite rock artist?
What is the square root of 16?
Do you really care about math?
Do you hate math questions?
Do you wish I'd stop asking you questions?
What is the definition of a rabbit?
What is the definition of a shark?
Who was the president of the United States in 1876?
Who did John Deacon write You're My Best Friend for?
How old do you think I am?
Do you think I'm childish, and if so state your reason why.
Who is the love of your life? Me perhaps?
Do you realise just how much time you are wasting?
Do you realise how much time I'M wasting by asking you these stupid questions?
Do you wish I would just die?
Are you afraid to die?
Do you think I'm afraid to die?
Who plays bass in Black Sabbath?
How many pairs of pants do you own?
Do you wear boxers or briefs?
Have you ever played spin the bottle?
Have you ever kissed a guy?
Have you ever even kissed a girl?
Do you find my text sexy?
How many apples can you find in Mary Apple's dress?
Have you ever dressed in drag?
Would you like to dress in drag?
Have you ever had a nightmare involving a monkey, a pen, and a hairy pine apple?
Are you happy?
Are you angry?
Are you sad?
Are you depressed?
Are you mental?
Are you mad the swine?
Do you wish you were?
Do you think I was bored when I came up with these questions?
Do you think I need a life?
Would you like to throw a stone at me right now?
Would you like to send me to a concentration camp?
What's your favorite Queen song?
How many questions have I asked so far?
Did you ever read Queen The Early Years?
How many Earths can fit in the Sun?
Who is Tim Staffel?
Who are you related to?
How many stars exist?
Have you ever been to a Queen concert?
Do you hate me with a passion at this moment?
Do you wear glasses?
What month were you born?
How many morons does it take to make a moron smart?
Have you screwed a light bulb lately?
Are you a fan of Eddie Money?
What was the exact date that Bohemian Rhapsody was released as a single?
How do you say "fuck off" in German?
Are you sleepy at the moment?
Would you like me to ask more questions later?
Because I do swallow, will you go out with me now?
If so, where should our first date be?
What color nails do you like the most?
What is the 89th Queen song ever released on an album?
Who is Bobby Mirranda?
Do these questions annoy you at all? Even the slightest?
What time was it 10 hours 23 minutes and 28 seconds ago?
Do you have an ipod/mp3 player?
How many hours of Queen do you have on them?
Do you have a girlfriend?
Do you have a boyfriend?
Are you married? Hm?
Do you see where I'm going with this?
What is 456870 divided by 23?
The difference between two numbers is 16, Five times the smaller is the same as 8 less than twice the larger. Find the numbers.
How do you find the greatest common factor?
Who is the most underestimated actor in your opinion?
Do you believe in a thing called love?
And if so, can you hear the rythym in your heart?
What is the 59th word sung in Bohemian Rhapsody?
What will Hadrian not answer?
Is Hadrian bored?
Is this the reason why Hadrian is requesting for us Queenzoners to ask him pointless questions?
What is your favorite rock artist?
What is the square root of 16?
Do you really care about math?
Do you hate math questions?
Do you wish I'd stop asking you questions?
What is the definition of a rabbit?
What is the definition of a shark?
Who was the president of the United States in 1876?
Who did John Deacon write You're My Best Friend for?
How old do you think I am?
Do you think I'm childish, and if so state your reason why.
Who is the love of your life? Me perhaps?
Do you realise just how much time you are wasting?
Do you realise how much time I'M wasting by asking you these stupid questions?
Do you wish I would just die?
Are you afraid to die?
Do you think I'm afraid to die?
Who plays bass in Black Sabbath?
How many pairs of pants do you own?
Do you wear boxers or briefs?
Have you ever played spin the bottle?
Have you ever kissed a guy?
Have you ever even kissed a girl?
Do you find my text sexy?
How many apples can you find in Mary Apple's dress?
Have you ever dressed in drag?
Would you like to dress in drag?
Have you ever had a nightmare involving a monkey, a pen, and a hairy pine apple?
Are you happy?
Are you angry?
Are you sad?
Are you depressed?
Are you mental?
Are you mad the swine?
Do you wish you were?
Do you think I was bored when I came up with these questions?
Do you think I need a life?
Would you like to throw a stone at me right now?
Would you like to send me to a concentration camp?
What's your favorite Queen song?
How many questions have I asked so far?
Did you ever read Queen The Early Years?
How many Earths can fit in the Sun?
Who is Tim Staffel?
Who are you related to?
How many stars exist?
Have you ever been to a Queen concert?
Do you hate me with a passion at this moment?
Do you wear glasses?
What month were you born?
How many morons does it take to make a moron smart?
Have you screwed a light bulb lately?
Are you a fan of Eddie Money?
What was the exact date that Bohemian Rhapsody was released as a single?
How do you say "fuck off" in German?
Are you sleepy at the moment?
Would you like me to ask more questions later?
LMAO. :DDDD
is tom jones addicted to viagra?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Hadrian wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
Refer back to a previous thread and you'll see why.[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry but we can't accept that answer... It's like to say "use Google!" (what a sin!)... Give full answer!
Refer back to a previous thread and you'll see why.[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry but we can't accept that answer... It's like to say "use Google!" (what a sin!)... Give full answer!
Will I ever become Robert Plant? I mean, like take over his body? You know, like my mind in his body? If so, will it bring me eternal happiness?
If a pope goes to the bathroom, is it considered holy crap?
Why do they put holes in crackers?
Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?
If you died with braces on would they take them off?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
Do you call a male ladybug a gentlemanbug?
Why do they put holes in crackers?
Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?
If you died with braces on would they take them off?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
Do you call a male ladybug a gentlemanbug?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]7 seas of Rhye wrote: [/QUOTENAME]If a pope goes to the bathroom, is it considered holy crap?[/QUOTE]
Only if it is done Ex Cathedra (which would involve a cardinal with very low job-satisfaction afterwards).
[QUOTE]Why do they put holes in crackers?[/QUOTE]
Because the senior vp's idiot cousin needed a job.
[QUOTE]Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?[/QUOTE]
Bubble bath is racially biased.
[QUOTE]Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?[/QUOTE]
It likes to remain obscure.
[QUOTE]If you died with braces on would they take them off?[/QUOTE]
It depends on how bad your breath smells.
[QUOTE]Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?[/QUOTE]
Because it was divine providence.
[QUOTE]Can fat people go skinny-dipping?[/QUOTE]
No. There is a mandatory life-sentence on that.
[QUOTE]Do one legged ducks swim in circles?[/QUOTE]
Only if they are in the water.
[QUOTE]Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?[/QUOTE]
No. They had sex.
[QUOTE]Do you call a male ladybug a gentlemanbug?
[/QUOTE]
Only if you are high on marijuana, angel dust or peyote.
Only if it is done Ex Cathedra (which would involve a cardinal with very low job-satisfaction afterwards).
[QUOTE]Why do they put holes in crackers?[/QUOTE]
Because the senior vp's idiot cousin needed a job.
[QUOTE]Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?[/QUOTE]
Bubble bath is racially biased.
[QUOTE]Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?[/QUOTE]
It likes to remain obscure.
[QUOTE]If you died with braces on would they take them off?[/QUOTE]
It depends on how bad your breath smells.
[QUOTE]Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?[/QUOTE]
Because it was divine providence.
[QUOTE]Can fat people go skinny-dipping?[/QUOTE]
No. There is a mandatory life-sentence on that.
[QUOTE]Do one legged ducks swim in circles?[/QUOTE]
Only if they are in the water.
[QUOTE]Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?[/QUOTE]
No. They had sex.
[QUOTE]Do you call a male ladybug a gentlemanbug?
[/QUOTE]
Only if you are high on marijuana, angel dust or peyote.
Bob Dylan invented one of the first ever rap tunes, with Subterranean Homesick Blues, don't you agree with me????
HE'S OUR GANGSTER, MAN. ;)
HE'S OUR GANGSTER, MAN. ;)
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=FF0033 face=symbol>Freddie wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Alright Hadrian, I'm bored so WTF.
Because I do swallow, will you go out with me now?
- no, you're a dude
If so, where should our first date be?
-see above
What color nails do you like the most?
-natural
What is the 89th Queen song ever released on an album?
-"Now I'm Here" from Live Killers
Who is Bobby Mirranda?
-Broadway perfomer, and spelled as Miranda
Do these questions annoy you at all? Even the slightest?
-not really
What time was it 10 hours 23 minutes and 28 seconds ago?
-time is irrelevant in the grand scheme of the universe and life itself
Do you have an ipod/mp3 player?
-yes
How many hours of Queen do you have on them?
-too many
Do you have a girlfriend?
-no
Do you have a boyfriend?
-no
Are you married? Hm?
-no
Do you see where I'm going with this?
-no
What is 456870 divided by 23?
-19863.913043478261 (rounded off)
The difference between two numbers is 16, Five times the smaller is the same as 8 less than twice the larger. Find the numbers.
-x and y
How do you find the greatest common factor?
-by not asking Hadrian
Who is the most underestimated actor in your opinion?
-Dane Cook
Do you believe in a thing called love?
-Yes
And if so, can you hear the rythym in your heart?
-yes
What is the 59th word sung in Bohemian Rhapsody?
-Mama
What will Hadrian not answer?
-physics
Is Hadrian bored?
-yes
Is this the reason why Hadrian is requesting for us Queenzoners to ask him pointless questions?
-no, never asked for pointless questions
What is your favorite rock artist?
-Queen
What is the square root of 16?
-4
Do you really care about math?
-no
Do you hate math questions?
-yes
Do you wish I'd stop asking you questions?
-yes
What is the definition of a rabbit?
-1. any of several soft-furred, large-eared, rodentlike burrowing mammals of the family Leporidae, allied with the hares and pikas in the order Lagomorpha, having a divided upper lip and long hind legs, usually smaller than the hares and mainly distinguished from them by bearing blind and furless young in nests rather than fully developed young in the open.
2. any of various small hares.
3. the fur of a rabbit or hare, often processed to imitate another fur.
4. Welsh rabbit.
5. a runner in a distance race whose goal is chiefly to set a fast pace, either to exhaust a particular rival so that a teammate can win or to help another entrant break a record; pacesetter.
6. British Informal. a person who is poor at sports, esp. golf, tennis, or cricket.
What is the definition of a shark?
-any of a group of elongate elasmobranch, mostly marine fishes, certain species of which are large, voracious, and sometimes dangerous to humans.
Who was the president of the United States in 1876?
-Hayes
Who did John Deacon write You're My Best Friend for?
-his wife
How old do you think I am?
-37
Do you think I'm childish, and if so state your reason why.
-no
Who is the love of your life? Me perhaps?
-Morrissa
Do you realise just how much time you are wasting?
-yes, how 'bout you?
Do you realise how much time I'M wasting by asking you these stupid questions?
-yes
Do you wish I would just die?
-no
Are you afraid to die?
-no, have done so 3 times
Do you think I'm afraid to die?
-yes
Who plays bass in Black Sabbath?
-geezer butler
How many pairs of pants do you own?
-alot
Do you wear boxers or briefs?
-none of your business
Have you ever played spin the bottle?
-yes
Have you ever kissed a guy?
-my dad
Have you ever even kissed a girl?
-many a time
Do you find my text sexy?
-no
How many apples can you find in Mary Apple's dress?
-x
Have you ever dressed in drag?
-yes
Would you like to dress in drag?
-no
Have you ever had a nightmare involving a monkey, a pen, and a hairy pin
Because I do swallow, will you go out with me now?
- no, you're a dude
If so, where should our first date be?
-see above
What color nails do you like the most?
-natural
What is the 89th Queen song ever released on an album?
-"Now I'm Here" from Live Killers
Who is Bobby Mirranda?
-Broadway perfomer, and spelled as Miranda
Do these questions annoy you at all? Even the slightest?
-not really
What time was it 10 hours 23 minutes and 28 seconds ago?
-time is irrelevant in the grand scheme of the universe and life itself
Do you have an ipod/mp3 player?
-yes
How many hours of Queen do you have on them?
-too many
Do you have a girlfriend?
-no
Do you have a boyfriend?
-no
Are you married? Hm?
-no
Do you see where I'm going with this?
-no
What is 456870 divided by 23?
-19863.913043478261 (rounded off)
The difference between two numbers is 16, Five times the smaller is the same as 8 less than twice the larger. Find the numbers.
-x and y
How do you find the greatest common factor?
-by not asking Hadrian
Who is the most underestimated actor in your opinion?
-Dane Cook
Do you believe in a thing called love?
-Yes
And if so, can you hear the rythym in your heart?
-yes
What is the 59th word sung in Bohemian Rhapsody?
-Mama
What will Hadrian not answer?
-physics
Is Hadrian bored?
-yes
Is this the reason why Hadrian is requesting for us Queenzoners to ask him pointless questions?
-no, never asked for pointless questions
What is your favorite rock artist?
-Queen
What is the square root of 16?
-4
Do you really care about math?
-no
Do you hate math questions?
-yes
Do you wish I'd stop asking you questions?
-yes
What is the definition of a rabbit?
-1. any of several soft-furred, large-eared, rodentlike burrowing mammals of the family Leporidae, allied with the hares and pikas in the order Lagomorpha, having a divided upper lip and long hind legs, usually smaller than the hares and mainly distinguished from them by bearing blind and furless young in nests rather than fully developed young in the open.
2. any of various small hares.
3. the fur of a rabbit or hare, often processed to imitate another fur.
4. Welsh rabbit.
5. a runner in a distance race whose goal is chiefly to set a fast pace, either to exhaust a particular rival so that a teammate can win or to help another entrant break a record; pacesetter.
6. British Informal. a person who is poor at sports, esp. golf, tennis, or cricket.
What is the definition of a shark?
-any of a group of elongate elasmobranch, mostly marine fishes, certain species of which are large, voracious, and sometimes dangerous to humans.
Who was the president of the United States in 1876?
-Hayes
Who did John Deacon write You're My Best Friend for?
-his wife
How old do you think I am?
-37
Do you think I'm childish, and if so state your reason why.
-no
Who is the love of your life? Me perhaps?
-Morrissa
Do you realise just how much time you are wasting?
-yes, how 'bout you?
Do you realise how much time I'M wasting by asking you these stupid questions?
-yes
Do you wish I would just die?
-no
Are you afraid to die?
-no, have done so 3 times
Do you think I'm afraid to die?
-yes
Who plays bass in Black Sabbath?
-geezer butler
How many pairs of pants do you own?
-alot
Do you wear boxers or briefs?
-none of your business
Have you ever played spin the bottle?
-yes
Have you ever kissed a guy?
-my dad
Have you ever even kissed a girl?
-many a time
Do you find my text sexy?
-no
How many apples can you find in Mary Apple's dress?
-x
Have you ever dressed in drag?
-yes
Would you like to dress in drag?
-no
Have you ever had a nightmare involving a monkey, a pen, and a hairy pin
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="indigo"><b>friedchicken \m/ wrote: [/QUOTENAME]is tom jones addicted to viagra? [/QUOTE]
yes, he created it
yes, he created it
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=pink>Account Deleted wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Will I ever become Robert Plant? I mean, like take over his body? You know, like my mind in his body? If so, will it bring me eternal happiness?[/QUOTE]
-when he dies in 2019 you will and no it won't bring you happiness
-when he dies in 2019 you will and no it won't bring you happiness