[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]7 seas of Rhye wrote: [/QUOTENAME]If a pope goes to the bathroom, is it considered holy crap?
-yes
Why do they put holes in crackers?
-little shovels
Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
-surfactant
Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?
-easier to masturbate with
If you died with braces on would they take them off?
-definitely not
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
-yes, very smart you are
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
-no, it's called fatty plunging
Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
-no
Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
-only Eve
Do you call a male ladybug a gentlemanbug?
-no
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Bob Dylan invented one of the first ever rap tunes, with Subterranean Homesick Blues, don't you agree with me????
HE'S OUR GANGSTER, MAN. ;)[/QUOTE]
-no
HE'S OUR GANGSTER, MAN. ;)[/QUOTE]
-no
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Serry... wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Hadrian wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
Refer back to a previous thread and you'll see why.[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry but we can't accept that answer... It's like to say "use Google!" (what a sin!)... Give full answer![/QUOTE]
Because of the assholes on this site that would rather bash people and belittle them, instead of just answering a fucking question or 2.
Refer back to a previous thread and you'll see why.[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry but we can't accept that answer... It's like to say "use Google!" (what a sin!)... Give full answer![/QUOTE]
Because of the assholes on this site that would rather bash people and belittle them, instead of just answering a fucking question or 2.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Hadrian wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]7 seas of Rhye wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?
-easier to masturbate with
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDD
Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?
-easier to masturbate with
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDD
How do you make mirrors?
When bald people wash their face do they wash their head too?
When bald people wash their face do they wash their head too?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color=#FF1493>»Custard Pie«</b> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]How do you make mirrors?
-polished skystone
When bald people wash their face do they wash their head too?
-I do
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-polished skystone
When bald people wash their face do they wash their head too?
-I do
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Oh I see, joke answers.
Wasn't your problem with me that I WASN'T giving sensible answers?
Hypocrite. Do it properly or fuck off.
Wasn't your problem with me that I WASN'T giving sensible answers?
Hypocrite. Do it properly or fuck off.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Penetration_Guru wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Oh I see, joke answers.
Wasn't your problem with me that I WASN'T giving sensible answers?
Hypocrite. Do it properly or fuck off.[/QUOTE]
-Hmmm...and I thought I was beginning to like you. I'm not scared of you. You can try and talk down to me and bully me, but it's not going to get you anywhere. My life isn't Queen or queenzone.com. If you'll read some of my earlier replies you'll see that I did respond with 'sensible' answers. When most of the questions are not 'sensible' questions, then why should I give a 'sensible' answer? Not sure how I'm being a hypocrite when I am at least responding to questions instead of bashing people, just like you did to me. So that is YOUR answer. And fuck off yourself. You are but another cancer on this site, chicken fucker. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Wasn't your problem with me that I WASN'T giving sensible answers?
Hypocrite. Do it properly or fuck off.[/QUOTE]
-Hmmm...and I thought I was beginning to like you. I'm not scared of you. You can try and talk down to me and bully me, but it's not going to get you anywhere. My life isn't Queen or queenzone.com. If you'll read some of my earlier replies you'll see that I did respond with 'sensible' answers. When most of the questions are not 'sensible' questions, then why should I give a 'sensible' answer? Not sure how I'm being a hypocrite when I am at least responding to questions instead of bashing people, just like you did to me. So that is YOUR answer. And fuck off yourself. You are but another cancer on this site, chicken fucker. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Penetration_Guru wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Oh I see, joke answers.
Wasn't your problem with me that I WASN'T giving sensible answers?
Hypocrite. Do it properly or fuck off.[/QUOTE]
And by the way, that wasn't my problem with you. My problem with you is your sensible attitude up here with others. Now, do you have a question or not? If yes, ask it. If not, go start your own thread called, "Why Penetration Guru is a chicken fucker". I DARE YOU.
Wasn't your problem with me that I WASN'T giving sensible answers?
Hypocrite. Do it properly or fuck off.[/QUOTE]
And by the way, that wasn't my problem with you. My problem with you is your sensible attitude up here with others. Now, do you have a question or not? If yes, ask it. If not, go start your own thread called, "Why Penetration Guru is a chicken fucker". I DARE YOU.
"if it pleases you. I'll be away at a course, so they probably won't be answered"
So, where exactly are you going and when will you get back? I'd like to know because I have some important and relevant questions I'd like to have answered. I promise my questions will be more respectable.
So, where exactly are you going and when will you get back? I'd like to know because I have some important and relevant questions I'd like to have answered. I promise my questions will be more respectable.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=FF0033 face=symbol>Freddie wrote: [/QUOTENAME]"if it pleases you. I'll be away at a course, so they probably won't be answered"
So, where exactly are you going and when will you get back? I'd like to know because I have some important and relevant questions I'd like to have answered. I promise my questions will be more respectable.
-Bethesda, MD. Friday evening. I have no problem with you or 99.99% of the questions asked. I'm having fun. Apparently some aren't.
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So, where exactly are you going and when will you get back? I'd like to know because I have some important and relevant questions I'd like to have answered. I promise my questions will be more respectable.
-Bethesda, MD. Friday evening. I have no problem with you or 99.99% of the questions asked. I'm having fun. Apparently some aren't.
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Hadrian wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=FF0033 face=symbol>Freddie wrote: [/QUOTENAME]"if it pleases you. I'll be away at a course, so they probably won't be answered"
So, where exactly are you going and when will you get back? I'd like to know because I have some important and relevant questions I'd like to have answered. I promise my questions will be more respectable.
-Bethesda, MD. Friday evening. I have no problem with you or 99.99% of the questions asked. I'm having fun. Apparently some aren't.
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Thank you Hadrian...I was beginning to worry you didn't like me. I'm just glad you haven't taken any of my questions too seriously. Take care of yourself and have a safe trip. Expect some questions from me...
So, where exactly are you going and when will you get back? I'd like to know because I have some important and relevant questions I'd like to have answered. I promise my questions will be more respectable.
-Bethesda, MD. Friday evening. I have no problem with you or 99.99% of the questions asked. I'm having fun. Apparently some aren't.
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Thank you Hadrian...I was beginning to worry you didn't like me. I'm just glad you haven't taken any of my questions too seriously. Take care of yourself and have a safe trip. Expect some questions from me...
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Miami Vice wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Why do we have daylight savings time?[/QUOTE]
-To give longer working days
-To give longer working days
Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids?
Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
On the periodic table, why do some elements have symbols with letters that aren't even in the word?
Why does Goofy stand up straight while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
Why do birds have white poop?
Why is it called pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it?
Why are boxing rings square?
Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
On the periodic table, why do some elements have symbols with letters that aren't even in the word?
Why does Goofy stand up straight while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
Why do birds have white poop?
Why is it called pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it?
Why are boxing rings square?
Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
I'm answering for him 'cause I'm bored.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]7 seas of Rhye wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids? - Because no adults like them.
Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes? - Green with maroon stripes.
On the periodic table, why do some elements have symbols with letters that aren't even in the word? - To make you ask.
Why does Goofy stand up straight while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! - The kids who watch Mickey Mouse don't care, so why should there be a reason?
Why do birds have white poop? - Because they don't have brown poop.
Why is it called pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it? - It's English, why is anything called what it is?
Why are boxing rings square? - Why are pancakes shaped like circles?
Is French kissing in France just called kissing? - No because they don't speak English in France.
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]7 seas of Rhye wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids? - Because no adults like them.
Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes? - Green with maroon stripes.
On the periodic table, why do some elements have symbols with letters that aren't even in the word? - To make you ask.
Why does Goofy stand up straight while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! - The kids who watch Mickey Mouse don't care, so why should there be a reason?
Why do birds have white poop? - Because they don't have brown poop.
Why is it called pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it? - It's English, why is anything called what it is?
Why are boxing rings square? - Why are pancakes shaped like circles?
Is French kissing in France just called kissing? - No because they don't speak English in France.
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