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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
18 years, 8 months, 16 days, 50 minutes and counting. XD
Not Plutus but Apollo rules Parnassus
You don't go to poo Caspar :S????
Barcelona, October 22nd 2008
The 'XD' at the end should demonstrate the degree of seriousness in the post, I think.
Not Plutus but Apollo rules Parnassus
Shit happens I guess....
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote: [/QUOTENAME]The 'XD' at the end should demonstrate the degree of seriousness in the post, I think.[/QUOTE]

Meh, I'm a bit blind :P

For me, a week and proud to say it
Barcelona, October 22nd 2008
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME] ThomasQuinn wrote: [/QUOTENAME]18 years, 8 months, 16 days, 50 minutes and counting. XD[/QUOTE]

- that would make you full of shit then I guess.

Suddenly things make sense ;-)
Took you long enough to figure it all out, though!
Not Plutus but Apollo rules Parnassus
About 5 days. :( I was so full of shit my eyes were dark brown. lol
Hello you rock and rollers!
You'll have to excuse me Thomas, I am getting slow in my old age!

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Probably....not even a day. Having a bog is the 4th best thing ever.

Apppppppppparently when we went on Outward Bound (look it up!) there was one girl who refused to turd it up at the old turd factory and lasted 10 days. I don't know how true that is but...she probably died later on.
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME].DeaconJohn. wrote: [/QUOTENAME]

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Bahahahaha, I want one XD
Evil will always triumph 'cause good is dumb.
LOL>
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Ah, 1 day and some 8 hours once in the military. I simply had no time or suitable oppurtunity to take a dump during one day and the morning of the next day. But when the time to deliver finally arrived, Oh boy it was one of the greatest feelings of relief I've ever felt in my life. Ah yeah. No joke. Then I got hooked on that feeling of relief and made a habit of holding it in for extended periods of time... Just kidding!
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]pma wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Ah, 1 day and some 8 hours once in the military. I simply had no time or suitable oppurtunity to take a dump during one day and the morning of the next day. But when the time to deliver finally arrived, Oh boy it was one of the greatest feelings of relief I've ever felt in my life. Ah yeah. No joke. Then I got hooked on that feeling of relief and made a habit of holding it in for extended periods of time... Just kidding!




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Yeah, sure you're kidding. This is one way you heterosexuals experience the joy of... well, I don't want to gross people out.

As for me, this is one area I never really kept track of. Maybe a couple days after taking painkillers, which tend to slow things down.
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