Longest Amount of Time Without Taking a Shit

I don't find it particularly pleasurable, but it's quite relaxing to take a shit while reading MAD magazine.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I don't find it particularly pleasurable, but it's quite relaxing to take a shit while reading MAD magazine.[/QUOTE]

WOAH. :D

One of my friends dad takes a magazine in the toilet with him while he does a dump..... :O

I take several magazines to the crapper. It's great. I read many an English book on the bog.

Ahhh the constipation club. xD

I take Rolling Stone magazine to the john, but I don't read it... I use it to wipe myself.

I try to read things, but I'm too fast so it's pointless.

Say, while we're on the subject, here's a handy tip for you all.. get yourself some disposable gloves and keep them near the toilet. Slip one on to your wiping hand for a worry-free and more efficient wipe! (I stole this tip from Martha Stewart)

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I take Rolling Stone magazine to the john, but I don't read it... I use it to wipe myself.[/QUOTE]

YES!!!!!!! :D

They are fuckers... I hate that magazine... ¬.¬

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Bubbles the bunny wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I try to read things, but I'm too fast so it's pointless.

Say, while we're on the subject, here's a handy tip for you all.. get yourself some disposable gloves and keep them near the toilet. Slip one on to your wiping hand for a worry-free and more efficient wipe! (I stole this tip from Martha Stewart)[/QUOTE]

Thank god for Martha!