For sale by author: God Save My Queen I and II, Queenzoner discount.

Another thing that is exciting about the books is that two pieces from them -- the one that I wrote to accompany "Boheman Rhapsody" and "The Prophet's Song"--are going to appear in this anthology called Third Rail: The Poetry of Rock and Roll. The Amazon entry has a quote from my "Prophet's Song," which I think indicates that it's going to be on the jacket copy. Which is cool. Oh, and apparently there's a foreword by Bono.

Here the link:
http://www.amazon.com/dp/1416524894?tag=godsavemyquee-20&camp=15041&creative=373501&link_code=as3

Interesting.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=pink>Account Deleted wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Interesting.[/QUOTE]

Can you read Millionaire Fuck?

Congrats on your book Nester ;-)

I'm afraid that I have to agree with Thomas Quinn on this particular subject. This act of self promotion is nothing less than shameful and in my humble opinion, the act of a dobber.
If you're unfamiliar with the term "dobber" then you can discover it's meaning along with thousands of other Scottish slang words & phrases by purchasing a copy of "Shut Yer Pus-The Wee Book Of Scots Slang" by Scott Simpson (£5.99 from Black & White Publishing. Limited Stock availible) or it's hugely successful follow up "A Smack In The Pus" also by Scott Simpson (£5.99 from Black & White Publishing. Still availible in all good bookshops) It seems to me that Mr Webster should stop trying to hawk his wares on internet message boards and go out and get himself a girlfriend. If you do need hints on tips on getting a girl with loose morals and eve looser knicker elastic, you could do worse than pick up a copy of "The Hoor Maister's Handbook" by Scott Simpson (£5.99 from Black & White Publishing. Availible by the ton in pound shops throughout the United Kingdom)

fatty.

OK, fatty. We'll wait til your book comes out. Me, I'm offering a discount to Queenzoners. I make no money on this, so perhaps I'm a really bad dobber at that.

Oh, and I'm happily married. But thanks for the dating tips!

"Is there a Queen fan board," Daniel asked himself, "that exists without jerks like this?"

Hmm, Daniel - what you probably do not know is that fatty wrote three books, called


"Shut Yer Pus-The Wee Book Of Scots Slang" by Scott Simpson (£5.99 from Black & White Publishing. Limited Stock availible) or it's hugely successful follow up "A Smack In The Pus" also by Scott Simpson (£5.99 from Black & White Publishing. Still availible in all good bookshops) "The Hoor Maister's Handbook" by Scott Simpson (£5.99 from Black & White Publishing. Availible by the ton in pound shops throughout the United Kingdom"

So, re-read his post :))

Thank you for posting this Daniel. I did not know you were an author and had a book, but now I do.

I look forward to buying it!

Cheers!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]YourValentine wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
"Shut Yer Pus-The Wee Book Of Scots Slang" by Scott Simpson (£5.99 from Black & White Publishing. Limited Stock availible) or it's hugely successful follow up "A Smack In The Pus" also by Scott Simpson (£5.99 from Black & White Publishing. Still availible in all good bookshops) "The Hoor Maister's Handbook" by Scott Simpson (£5.99 from Black & White Publishing. Availible by the ton in pound shops throughout the United Kingdom"

So, re-read his post :))
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Two of the best books ever written.

I will give fatty this: The book titles are hilarious, even if they are intended to make fun of me.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Alex Solan. wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=pink>Account Deleted wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Interesting.[/QUOTE]

Can you read Millionaire Fuck?

Congrats on your book Nester ;-)[/QUOTE]

^ Queenzone. ^

Daniel,

the books are real books and fatty is the author, you can believe me:)

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/search-handle-url/202-2556196-3629436?%5Fencoding=UTF8&search-type=ss&index=books-uk&field-author=Scott%20Simpson

Check No 1, 2 and 7

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Daniel Nester wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I will give fatty this: The book titles are hilarious, even if they are intended to make fun of me. [/QUOTE]

Yes, they do exist, he was just using a little humor and irony to diffuse TQ's arrogance.

e: Hmm, I didn't know fatty wrote a book on Krakow.

I wish fatty would offer a discount to QZers same as some of us. Perhaps he can outdo my own offer?

No way - he is a Scot!